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Los Guerreros--the mini-sitcom


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Guest oldschoolwrestling
Posted

They need to bring it to the arena and have skits of them stealing Hogan's cane or Undertakers walker.

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

Just pray they don't get moved to Raw...

 

((OPENING))

*They're walking down backstage hallway*

Chavo: How did we get bumped over to Raw on such unexpected notice?

Eddie: Look over here, esse.

*Chris Jericho walks past in the other direction*

Eddie: Look at this! *raises car keys* He's gonna be a huge rock star with no way to get to the concert, holmes!

Chavo: Oh oh that's too funy but... Oh wait. Get ready.

*The Commonwealth Connection is chatting in a corner*

Eddie: You know which way, is to the parking lot?

Regal: Go down that hall, take a left, first door on your right.

Eddie: Thanks, mang!

*They walk on*

Chavo: Check this out! *holds up tag team titles*

Eddy: Whoaaa! Now that's what I'm talkin' about but.. Oh! Hold on! Here comes a big one!

*Eddy suddently swerves to the left and collides into Triple H*

Eddy: Ow! Sorry, esse, I should look where I am going!

HHH: Be caref-uhl! You could hurt somebody's quad like that!

*HHH moves on*

Chavo: Aw yeah! *Holds up RAW title*

Eddy: Why you take that piece of trash, mang?

Chavo: After you cleaned him out, here was nothing left to steal!

Eddy: Check this out, holmes! It's the motherlode!

*Eddy lifts up this HUGE pane of glass*

Chavo: Whoawhoawhoawhoa, that's not good! You better take that back because if he sees it's missing... *stammers* Cut the camera, that's right, cut it.

((CLOSING))

Guest Choken One
Posted

Nice...Shoulda Stole Jericho's beard though...THAT WOULD BE COMIC MISCHIEF!

Guest The Metal Maniac
Posted

Now they need to have Regal fight Eddy in some fashion, just so that Eddy can pull the brass knucks out of Regal's trunks.

 

I thought the skit was funny as all hell, but they should be careful not to run it into the ground by doing the same thing over and over.

Guest creativename
Posted
They should have instead made The Guerreros cheat against some sort of antogonistic figure ... like some jerk at the DMV or something because bad things happening to bad people is always funny.  And casting The Guerreros as the karmic force of cheating would just be stellar.

"Karmic force of cheating"...I love it! "Viva la karma!"

 

I myself thought that the intro thing was hilarious (very SNL TV-funhouse-ish), while the skit itself was all right. I can definitely understand people getting offended by it though. And just because Los Guerreros aren't offended by having to do something so racist, doesn't mean that other hispanics don't have a right to be. They are getting paid for this, after all.

 

Not to mention the fact that plenty of people have willingly participated in things that exploited their ethnicity, which were in fact very offensive. This isn't too bad though, as it appears to be all in fun...as long as they're careful with it.

Posted

Pushing things down and beating up people is extreme, because basically their still faces just doing what they do naturally. And fans cheer the cheating. Buy the shirt~!

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

You people should be grateful. The WWE seems to be committing to Los Guerreros and trying to make them marketable. (T-Shirts.)

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

I have bought the shirt. May buy another when I go to the SD tapings on March 11th!

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