You'll Never Wiez in This Town Again: Pauly Shore!

[Guest Downhome]

I'll let it speak for itself, because I just don't know what to say. Here is the description from IMDB...

 

Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he's up in his mom's loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he'll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy. Celebrities are talking about him on MTV and girls are fighting over him on Jerry Springer. It's everything that he wanted...his plan worked. A week or so later the LAPD is tipped off about his whereabouts and they break down the door of the seedy motel room that he's hiding out in and throw him in LA County's celebrity wing.

 

...and here is the cast...

 

Cast (in credits order)  

 

Jaime Bergman ....  Herself

Ben Stiller ....  Himself

Sean Penn ....  Himself

Fred Durst ....  Himself

Tom Sizemore ....  Himself

Chris Rock ....  Himself

Whoopi Goldberg ....  Herself

Heidi Fleiss ....  Herself

Ellen DeGeneres ....  Herself

Kurt Loder ....  Himself

 

Chas. Allan ....  Waiter

Camille Anderson ....  Herself

A.J. Benza ....  Himself

Wes Borland ....  Himself

Todd Bridges ....  Himself

W. Earl Brown ....  Bucky From Kentucky

Tommy Chong ....  Himself

Dustin Diamond ....  Himself

Andy Dick ....  Himself

Snoop Dogg ....  Himself

Rick Ducommun ....  Himself

Jerry Dunphy ....  Himself

Perry Farrell ....  Himself

Charles Fleischer ....  Himself

Kirk Fox ....  Kirk

Isaac Hanson ....  Himself

Jordan Taylor Hanson ....  Himself

Zac Hanson ....  Himself

Dexter Holland ....  Himself

Clint Howard ....  Himself

Kato Kaelin ....  Himself

Carl LeBove ....  Himself

Tommy Lee (VI) ....  Himself

Mark McGrath (I) ....  Himself

Jason Mewes ....  Himself

Matt Pinfield ....  Himself

Sally Jessy Raphael ....  Herself

Sam Rubin ....  Himself

Mitzi Shore ....  Herself

Pauly Shore ....  Himself

Jerry Springer ....  Himself

Julie Stranahan ....  Female Cop

Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson ....  Himself

Verne Troyer ....  Himself

Montel Williams ....  Himself

Marcia Wright ....  Snoop's Girl

 

...it could be great, I mean after all, Pauly Shore himself co-wrote it with Kirk Fox, and is dirctor. Yes, comedic brilliance, nothing short of Pauly Shore.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest kane3212321]

comedic brilliance, nothing short of Pauly Shore.

 

Oh god it's gunna be awful

[Guest SP-1]

Well it's certainly an interesting premise at least. I'll keep an eye on it to see how it is coming along. He may surprise me and deliver something really great here, but then I'm not a hardcore, "OH MY GOSH I HAVE TO SEE THE NEW PAULY SHORE MOVIE" kind of fan of his, either, so that hesitant attitude is more a matter of my comedic tastes than a slight on Shore himself.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

There are 3 people in the whole movie not credited as playing him/herself. Is this movie available at video stores or whatever? I kind of want to see it for some reason.

[Guest starvenger]

Pauly Shore and Carrot Top in the same movie? Sounds like the horror film event of the year...

[Guest Nevermortal]

I like Pauly Shore.

 

Bio Dome, Jury Duty, Son-in-Law, and In the Army Now entertained me thoroughly. They aren't great films, but they kept my attention for 90 minutes.

 

And Spoon would be interested to know that Bio Dome has KYLIE~!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Who is the dead comedian that visits Pauly? Is it somebody playing a real passed comedian who might think of a gimmick like this, say Sam Kenison or Lenny Bruce, or is just some made up guy?

[Guest razazteca]

I can see Sam Kenison ghost haunting the Wiezle

 

Kenison: "You know your in the shitter when you get turned downed for one of those celebrity reality shows, hahahehahaheh..............UR A FUCKIN LOSER OH OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH JUST SHOOT YOURSELF, how the hell can they cast fuckin Corey Feldman over your, all you have to do Paulie is pull the trigger.

 

Mick Foley: BANG! BANG! Paulie Do it.......Ewwwwwwwwww[/squeel]

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Bah... this comes out and Run Ronnie Run sits in the can? Oh well, I'd watch it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And Spoon would be interested to know that Bio Dome has KYLIE~!

Which is why it's all five of his top five films.

[Guest Nevermortal]

In the makeout scene, Shore grabs the biggest handful of ass ever.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Wow, Pauly Shore can't even get top billing in a movie he wrote and directed.