Guest ZACK ATTACK~! Report post Posted February 24, 2003 My Zero Hour Review, by ZACK ATTACK~! Hey guyz dont tell my mom but Im not suposed 2 wacth this ppv cuz my 14ht b irthday isnt until apryl (OMG I LUV SHOOT TYPOZ THAT ARENTS UPPOSED 2 BE SHOOT TYPOS~), for thoes who dont kno thats MY MAIN MAN ZACK THE KING MACKS fav month. l, v, AS... i agree anything weith AS and da AWO isnt suitalbe for ANYONE 2 WATCH LOL I CANT WAIT TONIGHT THE AWO IS GONE 4 GOOD~ 1 - fisrt up is lars hey lars linkin park sux da cox LOL and darth vader hey luke i am your father and i 2 sux da cox LOL i dunno whats this it about but some big frakenstine guy fell off da roof. i wondre if it was FREAK NASTAY saying "hey bicth u jacked the name of my move!" ill have to check da HotNEWZ~! (thats on da intrenet, where all da true smarkz liek me get all our info on how HHH and Stephanie really sux and peepz are being held down) for an updaet later. peepz + fallin off roof = RATINGS so ***** 2 - ohboyohboyohboy i cant wait 2 see tuhnderkid and the north amerikin title in aktion! missed flight? WTF DAMMIT AWO IS REPOSINBLE FOR THIS I KNOW IT~! they want to get thunderkid heat bakcstage so peepz will think eh sux and hell get held dwon by BPP (i bet u think bill wats runs da company liek on tv well smarkz liek me kno better tahts just a character its realy bpp i read it on da intrenet) whatever doooood hold him down i know hell alwayz rule for me FUCK POLTIICS THUNDERKID DESURVES BETTA ***** 3 - brocck ausstinn vs y2dontdropdasoapinjail - brocck is big like really really big so hell probly go over cuz hes a HOSS and everbody but smarkz luvs HOSSES. i hope y2jalebait winz even tho hes da heel im a smarkz so i kno hes really da bomb digity yo. teh music starts but where s y2j? heyross iz RAYCIST~ i bet tihs angel gets droped soon taht sux and y2h isnt even wrestilng taht sux sux sux sux major sux doooodz. i wana see him wit da title tho but hell get probly job it to a dog (or as they call it in teh geto a dawg) and i wanna see ihm be a LEYENDA VIVA LOL WTF COUNTOUT DATZ BULLSIHT REF WTF but stil y2j was in it and he rox on da mic so ill stil give it ***** i wunder if y2j ever met cybress hill and conan and sixpac and smoked some weeeeeed? 4 - suxy linkin park dood meets some fat blue guy. fat is hoss i tihnk so i hope this guy wont hold down y2jalbeait some more. mo werd azz peepz and OMG MARIO LOGAN~!~!~!~! taht doood is so mad crazy i cant wait i bet hes workin with FREAK NASTAY tahts awesom i hoep they push more hoss off roofs LOL whoa shug knite is havin a macth later havent heard of him so hes probly a JOBBER (tahts what we smarkz call a guy who alwaz gets pined like da j.O.b. squad or sandman) but hes big a nd a hoss i luv it when HOSS lose cant wait ***** 5 - DREAM MACHINES~ i tol you tehse guyz are gettin held down like they changed da finish so taht shaterede dreams would LOSE DA RUMBLE. i cant beleive they let em SHOOT on live tv like that i hope they dont get mo heat from this cuz thatd be b.s. tehse guyz got it all theyll be HUGE!!! da management hates these doooodz cuz they rule 2 much but i dun hate em ***** 6 - evenfloserG-A-Y n suxman6969 are talkin man i member when evenflow used to be l33t now he sux cuz he turnd on ZACK i kno hes not in wargamez but i hoep he interfessres so ZACK ATTACKS LOL~ n beatz his azz cuz he needs to be slaped like a bicth. 2 bad alfdog is gona DECIMATE HIM so TEAM OAOAST gets da advanteg in WARGAMEZ~ alfdog has kewl pyro but evenflow has to CHEAT WITH A LEADPIPE cuz he knos in a fair fihgt alfll kix his azzzzzzz! evenflow hits a low blow cuz hes a DIRTY ROTTON SCOUNDERL and alfdfogg GIVE SHIM A TASTE OF HIS OEWN MEDICIN~! stupid ref eye for an eye. ALF HITS A PERFECT-PLEX.................but evenflow is a HEEL who HATES MR PERFECT so he nosells like a blasfimous bastard! evenflow hits like a imllion EVENFLOW DDTS but since that finihser sux azz he needs a million and one to put away alf! 1 2 3! FUKCIN EVENFLOW HELPD DA AWO! WHAT A BITCH! but still i give good match ***** 7 - shuge knight comes out hey i wonder if hes gonna SWERVE MARIO and join his bro peter knight in DREAM MACHINES OMG THATD RULE~ out go the lights... i cant wait heres gona come DREAM MACHINES TO SWERVE MARIO dammit its just da underatker... I TOLD YOU OAOAST BOGHT WWE~!~!~!~! now i kno what youre thinkin "doesnt undertaker rulez?" well i read on the intrenet that "NO! he really sux hes like a hoss but older and he has his pregnant wife andc hildren pin criples like DDP but not criples like HHH that hold people down!!!! undertakr beats shuge knight cuz he enver sels anything which sux cuz i herd hurricane got heat fr asking underatker if he coold buy a rare comix book for his collection or even buim a stick of gum for an aeroplane ride. what a dix. YAY HE DIES AGAIN! HA I REMEMBER WHEN HE DYED THE FIRST TIME IN WWF I GUESS THE BOOKRES DONT THO I KNO MORE THAN BOOKERS LOLOLOLOL i gess i should be nonobhective liek any good reviwer, so in terms of "power werstling" (AKA SUCKY WRESTLING) this gets ***** 8 - mr zsasz vs reject - REJECT~ tiuhs guy rulez he used 2 sux but then he won a titel WITHOUT CHEATING! imagine. smarkz liek me kno everyone who has titels either cheated or got em cuz of the glass ceiling, but reject oine his titel fare and sqwaure WITHOT POLIITCS SO HE RULZ DA SKOOL what what? mr zsasz gets his assz kixed cuz he sux a darx dix knight LOL ***** 9 - more mario comez and GAWDAMIT ITS HOGAN. the crowd is on there feet cuz theyre marks and dont know ho wmuich hogan sux. look at that he nosells E-V-E-Ry-thing!!!!! boo hogan why cant you get kild again like undertaker? whoa this sux and the sad tihng is mario is makin hogan look good almost as good as kurt angel. hogan fuxin sux and wastes a gazillion-billion-jillion ours on crap (or atl east it feel s like it LOL) but mario's kewl. sdcary but kewl. ***** 10 - TLC jynges & mystery eskimo theatre 30000000 vs LOSE infernales - WH00000000!!!!! TLCZ are awesome and on papre this looks like da best one since HBK invernted it in 1987 to get the roxers over. 2 bad most peepz hanvet seen it it rox soooooo much and hapned on my birthday! yep i weas born in da arena womens bathrom during da precding koko beware vs haku macth cuz it suxed so much it gaev my mom contractions cuz she waz bored but taht TLC was my fisrt and GREATEST b-day presnet EVER except for when ZACK PREMIERD ON MY BIRTHDAY IN OAOAST~ an e way this match ruld had some AWESOME bumpz n stupid spiderPROSET taped like a winy littl baby. in fact he taped so bad that EL DANDY~! has to beat him up and laff at him so his taem doesnt look eny suxier man i remember when lose infernalz were awesome ***** 11 - black n white? OMG NWO IS COMIN TO BEAT DA SIHT OUTTA THE AWO!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!@ AWESOME!!!!! WTF? thats not the NWO or even da AWO, jest that lame purist guy. he beats some iraqui tho. YAY AMERIKA SADDAM HUSSEIN IS GAY AND EATS P00P LOL. whoa speakin of gay here comes this tenis player. uhhh dood wrong aerna we only play REAL sportz here LOL ok tihs guy sez his name is jim cornet and he used 2 be importent. wel if yer so important how com a smarkz like me haznt heartd of you? exactly. tihs was the wurst. segment. ever. is RUSSO BOOKING OR SOMETHING?!?!?! OMG HE IS HES GONA PUT HIMSELF OVER WIT DA WORLD TITLE AGAIN -***** cuz it suxed soooooo much and was sooooo boring and cuz smarkz like me hate russo. there werent even no electrifing moves at all! 12 - ITS TIME FOR WARGAMEZ IS ON DYE AWO DYE!!!!!!!!1!!!!! therez a recap segmnet but WTF AWO HAXED MY CABLE AGEN TO TURN IT OFF CUZ THEY KNIW ID SHOOT~ FUKCIN AWO THEY NEVER FITE FAIR! ok ther we go whoa its bigolhossamclargegiantico sealling bpp in a cage with cwm and sandman? FUKCIN AWO THEY NEVER FIGHT FARE!! lukcy a REAL AMERICAN HOSS thesoulsurviver rips off da cage door so TONY can come in and SAVES DA DAY~! whoa samdnan submits two peepz at once hes sux but thatz pretty ownage. and here comes agnes who wants to be band save for his one fan i bet he paid her off like he paid her to sux his dix before da show LOL OMG~! IT'S THE SUPERSTAR burning hammer supersplash yea clean house clean house! boo here comes da champ and the wursted of all the AWO anglesalt booo anglesalt sux so bad hes holdin down like hhh or popick (bit at least popick holds down cuz he rulz not cuz he sux). next person is.... EVENFLOW DDT OMG I KNEW HE WAS OAOAST AND HE WAS SWERVING DA AWO~!~!~!~!~~! ... wait a minit, hes gona hurt popick with sandman WTF DOUBLE SWERVE FUKCIN AWO THEY NEVAR FIGHT FAIR!!!!!!! O. M. G. ZACKZ IN THE RING~!~!~!~ HOLY SIHT ZACKZ ON FIER HE MAKES DA WHOLE AWO TAP OUT TEAM OAOAST WINZ TEAM OAOAST WINZ AWO SUX DA COX THEY LOSE FOREVER YOU CANT BEAT ZACK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!! meanwhile evenfolw ran like a coward and got the siht beat out of him by some guy in a dress and finaly leaves while allison (dooooooood shez sooooooooo hot like pamela andreson but no tdiseased LOL) hugz n kisses him and bpp and sandman fight in the crow dor something cuz i dont see them. everyone else is dead HOLYOSHIT WARGAMES WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME THAT I GOTTA GO ALL OUT AND GIVE IT *****!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for some weird reason tony is talkin aftreward who knowz hez probly SHOOTING on how muhc da AWO SUX IN REAL LIFE 2~! ZACK IS AWESOME I CANT WAIT TIL ANGLEMANIA~!~!~!~!~!~! keep it real Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 24, 2003 Hot NewzWIRE~! would be proud. I give this ZACK ATTACK~! review a good *****. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted February 24, 2003 ALF HITS A PERFECT-PLEX.................but evenflow is a HEEL who HATES MR PERFECT so he nosells like a blasfimous bastard! evenflow hits like a imllion EVENFLOW DDTS but since that finihser sux azz he needs a million and one to put away alf! If only I could write a match so thrilling! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 24, 2003 ALF HITS A PERFECT-PLEX.................but evenflow is a HEEL who HATES MR PERFECT so he nosells like a blasfimous bastard! evenflow hits like a imllion EVENFLOW DDTS but since that finihser sux azz he needs a million and one to put away alf! If only I could write a match so thrilling! But you DID~! ROFLMAO! I know the tricks and trades of having a gimmick poster identity. Not from first hand experience, of course, but we know that ZACK ATTACK~! is.................. ... ... PUNK PRINCESS~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted February 24, 2003 PUNK PRINCESS~! OMGOMGOMGOMG NO WAY~! I gotta slap that ho and keep her in check! ROFLMAO~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted February 24, 2003 Hey guyz dont tell my mom but Im not suposed 2 wacth this ppv cuz my 14ht b irthday isnt until apryl (OMG I LUV SHOOT TYPOZ This was fucking hilarious. Whoever you are (and I think I'm onto you, wink wink, nudge nudge...)keep it up and I'll send you a cookie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
