The State of the Anglesault

[Guest Anglesault]

YAY! I'm in charge and you're not! I'm in charge and you're not! I'm in charge and you're not!

 

::dances around room::

 

Anyway, as of right now, I'm in charge of the OAOAST. My first offical act?

 

Superstar? YOU'RE FIRED~!*

 

And also, I'm putting a ban on being British. Any current Brits can have their case reviewed by me. Any future Brits should be advised to move to any other country except France. **

 

Have a nice Day!

 

::Leaves and watches Tony frantically rush in to try some damage control.

 

** I'm just kidding. All of my fine British friends will remain employed.

* Superstar, we're offering you a custodial position.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

All of a sudden, I remember this booking plan to giv e AngleSault all the titles...

[Guest The Superstar]

YAY! I'm in charge and you're not! I'm in charge and you're not! I'm in charge and you're not!

 

::And the world ends::

 

How come did someone who doesn't even participate in the fed get the head position? Zack deserves it MORE~

[Guest Anglesault]

I Participate! Now SWEEP, DAMNIT~!

[Guest The Superstar]

Too bad you can't write matches OR promos.

 

I dread seeing AngleMania, with YOU running things.

[Guest Anglesault]

Too bad you can't write matches OR promos.

Eh, we can't be good at everything. At least I put the effort forth.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

...

all hail anglesault!

[Guest The Superstar]

Why'd you delete the Hot Newz threads? Just because you're jealous that they're 10 times better written than any of the dribble that you put out, doesn't mean you delete them.

 

Can someone take away Sault's mod powers before I quit this doomed company?

[Guest Tony149]

We can't take away Mod powers due to SQL errors. And AS doesn't have the power to delete threads. When I made him a Mod, I made sure he wouldn't have the power to delete things (due to what happened with TC on the VM forum. But now...AS will probably get the power when the errors are fixed. And SM will become a Mod, too.

[Guest Anglesault]

I also can't edit.

[Guest The Superstar]

Well, he deleted Hot Newz threads. Obviously he doesn't know that they took 3 hours to write.

[Guest Tony149]

Maybe he can delete threads. I'm not sure about posts though.

 

3 hours?! Damn! That used to be how long it took me to post the PPVs. Now I can do it (depending if I have to write commentary) in an hour or less.

[Guest Anglesault]

I did nothing of the sort. I deleted posts that were a waste of time (The arugment in the thread itself) in the OAOAST, and that's that.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

YAY! I'm in charge and you're not! I'm in charge and you're not! I'm in charge and you're not!

 

::And the world ends::

 

How come did someone who doesn't even participate in the fed get the head position? Zack deserves it MORE~

I love this guy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn straight "British" guys can stick around.

[Guest SP-1]

Brits.

 

Not ravers. You still get booted.

 

Don't retaliate. My sig owns you constantly.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(defiles a picture of Shawn Michaels winning the World Title at Survivor Series in the Elimination Chamber)

[Guest SP-1]

Gotta post it for the full effect, bro. I have a secret weapon hidden away if you feel froggy.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Obviously he doesn't know that they took 3 hours to write.

I can believe it. Sometimes it takes me like 20-30 minutes to write a good promo. Want to make sure I've got my facts straight and I'm bringing the QUALITY~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If you post it, I'll find you and kill you. There aren't that many people in Berkeley County, you know. I WILL find you.

[Guest SP-1]

That may be a task you would find yourself unprepared for, my friend. My homies is backwoods folk. We don't take kindly to islanders crossing into these here parts.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I wrote the Royal Rumble in 10 minutes. You all are lazy underachievers.

[Guest caboose]

Really? The first Rumble took me 3 hours. If you guys remember how I posted it, I was writing the next part while I posted the previous part.

[Guest Sandman9000]

There is no way in hell I could have written that beast in 10 minutes. I worked on it on and off for about two weeks. If I had to add up all the time i spent on it, I could estimate about 20 hours, maybe more maybe less.

[Guest The Superstar]

Hell, the newbie battle royal from Road to Anglemania took me 3 1/2 hours.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

YAY! I'm in charge and you're not! I'm in charge and you're not! I'm in charge and you're not!

 

::dances around room::

 

Anyway, as of right now, I'm in charge of the OAOAST. My first offical act?

 

Superstar? YOU'RE FIRED~!*

 

And also, I'm putting a ban on being British. Any current Brits can have their case reviewed by me. Any future Brits should be advised to move to any other country except France. **

 

Have a nice Day!

 

::Leaves and watches Tony frantically rush in to try some damage control.

 

** I'm just kidding. All of my fine British friends will remain employed.

* Superstar, we're offering you a custodial position.

"Ha ha! You can't do anything to me or my friends!"

 

 

::Metallica plays Re-Load. Mario orders his Moblins to terar down OAOAST. Freddy gives Sault nightmares of me taking over::

 

"AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

[Guest Anglesault]

::fires Mario::

[Guest The Superstar]

Sault, that doesn't have the same effect of being fired first, with GIGANTIC SIZE 14 RED FONT letting you know of your release.

[Guest Angle-plex]

The State of the Anglesault

 

So, are we going to have to start calling you "The Anglesault" now or was that just a typo?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::fires Mario::

::Goes on a Postal Worker type shooting spree::