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Guest caboose

I was just reading last year's Battle Royal at AnglePalooza, and as it turns out, when I was writing the match, I forgot to eliminate Edge. He magically is never mentioned again after he gets Brainbustered by Brock Lesnar. Edge never got eliminated...

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Guest Big Poppa Popick

Caboose is fast becoming our Mean Gene Okerland of OaOasT history

 

Given the fact that AngleSault is now in charge...

 

I dont see edge getting a title shot

 

just a guess

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Guest caboose

Mene Gene?

 

Does that mean I get to be the guy that interviews AngleSault when the aWo reforms for the 3 zillionth time?

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Guest Big Poppa Popick

yeah sure...thats a position thats little effort and lots of bonuses...just like what you said you wanted to do

 

:)

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Guest Anglesault

Alright, let's have that match...RIGHT NOW!

 

Cue: Never Gonna Stop

 

Edge runns out, jumps, shakes, and genrally spazzes his way to the ring in his usual fashion. He slides in and humps the ring.

 

Cue: Dream On

 

The Pyro shoots off in all directions as Anglesault walks to the ring with his OAOAST title and his sledge hammer. He gets into the ring, takes off his robe and belt, and turns to the corner to give those and the hammer to the ring tech fella.

 

As he's doing this, the bell rings. Edge charges at him in a spear, but AS, displaying more intelligence than 99 % of the WWF roster, merely moves out of the way. Edge goes flying into the post supporting the turbbuckles, and then falls to the outside. The ref counts.

 

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10!

 

Winner: Anglesault.

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Guest The Superstar

Best. Match. Ever.

 

Sault, I take back what I said about you not being able to write matches. That was a ***** classic.

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Guest evenflowDDT
That was a ***** classic.

ONLY *****? I give it at least ******. More if it weren't for the lame count-out finish.

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Guest caboose

What you on about 'lame finish'?

It followed the psychology of the match in being retarded.

 

But I can only give it ****3/4 in good concience cos AngleSault was involved, Edge had to carry him.

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Guest Anglesault
That was a ***** classic.

ONLY *****? I give it at least ******. More if it weren't for the lame count-out finish.

::Anglesault grabs a Mic.::

 

AS: I refuse to accept this finish. This match will now continue, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE~!

 

Anglesault walks out of the ring and the ref follows. AS pins Edge.

 

1

 

2

 

3!

 

Winner: Anglesault.

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Guest caboose

That bumps the match upto ****9/10.

Once again Edge being the more talented particpant means I can't give the match the full five stars.

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Guest The Superstar

This can make the match even better!

 

The Superstar runs out for reasons unbeknownst to everyone in the arena! He charges at Anglesault with a clothesline...no sold! Anglesault brings Superstar to the edge of the stage, and throws him off to the ground, through 15 flaming tables covered in thumb tacks and bodily fluids! Sault finishes it up with a SaltSault!

 

1!

 

2!

 

3!

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