Crimson picks

[Guest Death by Numbers]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

[Guest Freakish_Twist_Of_Fate]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

- Beer versus Forest Man. It's a match-up I've always wanted to see. (Coughcoughbullshitcoughcough) Let's see... I'd rather fight Tryst next round. And I'll leave it at that.

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

- I'll finally get to take this guy out! Can't vote any other way but myself!

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

- Quiet Death scares me. He seems to have the intangible "it" that screams "star". At least that's what I see. I think QD to pick up the W.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

- Picture Perfect lost some gloss with his loss against Blackwell (huh???). We'll see if he can regain some shine against Aecas... But that's a tall, tough order to fill.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

 

- Thor's going to take out some pent-up frustration from last match in this one. Viagra, Vagina... Whatever. He'd better watch himself. Though I liked his match, I don't think he's got enough to take out a pissed-off god.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

- The Man Who Would Think He Was God against The Man Who Would Think There's -No- God. Heh heh heh. Atheism rules, baby.

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

- Can Crow recover from smoking 13 fucking pounds of hash in a 10 minute period? Certainly! But only -after- Matt beats it out of his system.

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

 

- How come I see Janus doing a chain of Held Germans right at the end for a 10-9 come-from-behind victory? It could happen, friends... It could happen.

[Guest Death by Numbers]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

I've read some of Tryst stuff and he's funny, I like him, even though Fosta is good.

Pick: Tryst

 

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

Storm came out a good victory with his way of writing. He's good, just got bad luck, maybe it'll pick up, and I think it will.

Pick: OS, and not talking about Windows.

 

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

You know, I hate being modest, I like me...although TW scares me, dont know why, he just do.

 

Pick: Who do you think?

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

The Great Grand Slam mark Stevens trained this guy, regardless if he did not show, he will show.

Pick: AC

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

I really cannot say the name, and Thor is a god, but he's not death.

Pick: Va'something

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

I really cant say.

Pick: Sean

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

Ah yes...I read this match, great match. Neilsen left for the army and Bo stood by, but he left recently. I read some of Bo's stuff and they were also good. But this isnt between them, this is between Crow and MM, and I really think Crow got it.

Pick: Crow

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

Um, ok...

Pick: The champion

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Ah yes...I read this match, great match. Neilsen left for the army and Bo stood by, but he left recently. I read some of Bo's stuff and they were also good.

You guys, this guy either naturally rules, or he's a ringer.

[Rawknight 0]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

As you all know, being a good Nottingham boy, I ALWAYS back Tryst!

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

hmmm... Blackwell. Just.

 

Oh an Omega Storm did an oh so witty pun on my name... that's a Maori Droppable offense you know...

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

Quiet Death. As Quasimodo would say, it's just a hunch

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

I'm going for Aecas. Batteries recharged he might well win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

 

MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE!

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

This will rule six ways from Sunday. I'm backing Spike, but it's a VERY close one.

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

Hmmm. I like Crow for this one.

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

 

Janus. I think Janus will win. So there ya go.

[Guest Aecas]

Batteries recharged? Sadly not, I'm more burnt out now thean i've ever been in my life. But I will still submitt a match for this show.

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

The man from nottingham I think, but I am impressed with Fosta.

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

Tough one this, but I'm plug for Omega. He won his last match, so give em hell

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

Hmmmmm.....I think I will go with Quiet Death, he intrigues me.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

I'll try my best to win but we shall see.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

 

Va'aiga

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

Seeing at the rate Sean is going I think I have to pick Mr Atlas.

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

The fecking bird of course

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

 

Janusssssssssssss

[Guest fosta]

Once again all votes against me. I'll make you all eat the blasfemy that spills from your stomaches!

[Guest Freakish_Twist_Of_Fate]

Once again all votes against me. I'll make you all eat the blasfemy that spills from your stomaches!

Pfft. Like I said in my predictions... I'm only voting for Tryst because I'd rather face -him- than -you- in a TV title match. Call it an off-handed compliment. Though nothing against Tryst...

 

(Sigh)

 

You're both good, damnit. Sheesh.

[janusd 0]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

-- Hmm, my money's on Fosta this time around. Randomization = fun.

 

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

-- Storm to add to his recent win with another.

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

Hmm...the evil guy. (ba-dum-ching!)

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

--Aaron was trained by Grand Slam. Aecas is a killing machine. Hmm, my money on Aecas if you write, beeyotch.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

-- MY HOUSE! Va'aiga.

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

-- Hmm....Atlas, the man with the world on his shoulders....almost.

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

-- Kick his ass Crow. HORRORCORE! HORRORCORE! (Y)

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

 

-- I can kill him this time. Yes. I can. Dammit, I WILL!

[Guest Pa|adin]

Seems people have something against me though.

[Guest Freakish_Twist_Of_Fate]

Seems people have something against me though.

You're damn straight I do! You're going down for the count finally, you punk!

 

...

 

All in the nicest way possible, of course.

[Guest Crowe]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

- I foresee Fosta getting an arrow shot right up his ass.

 

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

- The force is strong with this one. Sorry Fury.

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

- He'll kill me quietly if I don't pick him.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

- I haven't seen Aaron in action yet, so Aecas.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

- THOR IS THE GOD~!

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

- Hmmm... Spike with the slight upset.

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

- I'll be writing this one and hopefully scoring a win.

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

- Janus, if you lose, an enema is coming your way.

[Atlas 0]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

I'll go with Fosta this time.

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

Blackwell, for no good reason.

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

Never picked him before, so I'll go with Wayne here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

Aecas. Carpenter hasn't shows his stuff yet.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

The guy whose name I have no trouble pronouncing.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

Myself.

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

Crow, if only because I actually beat Myers on the last show.

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

Van Siclen Retains.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

Van Siclen Retains.

Your next World champion, ladies and gentlemen. Now on with my own picks.

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

Tryst so that the next round is face v heel.

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

Blackwell picks one up, furthering his case as my pick for next Television champion.

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

Geddion on a hunch.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

Uh.. why not, Carpenter.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

 

VA'AIGA'S HOUSE! VA'AIGA'S HOUSE!

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

Atlas is the man, as previously discussed.

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

Crow, more than likely.

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

 

No pick necessary.

[Guest vitriol]

Hmm, seems like picking me became trendy, and the trend passed. So now I am an outcast....DAMN YOU AND YOUR TRENDS YOU CLOG WEARING SON OF A BITCH!!!

 

 

....ahem.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

*is going to beat the hell out of Atlas and Mike, sooner or later*

[Guest kelloggs]

These picks are Franchisable as always...

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

Hard choice for me to make as Tryst screams pick me. Fosta can pull out the win here, but whatever, I really can't tell who will win.

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

Blackwell is so money it hurts, but Fury is to be feared. I was the first person, heh that's funny, to mention his prowress in that writing style but man that Blackwell...

 

Blackwell

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

Quiet Death, by soul stealing skill

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

Hopefully Picture Perfect will write and if I picked him to beat Blackwell, I think he'll go over Aecas, who has college to deal with. I know how you feel man, it's a biatch.

 

"PP" Aaron Carpenter

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va'aiga VS Thor-

 

Va'aiga to pull out the win once again. Thor could win, but it'll probably be the former Card.

 

Va'aiga

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

Spike, I believe in you. YOU ARE NOT A JOBBER... and yet Atlas is almost certainly a ringer, so sorry. On another note. If I was Atlas I'd be thinking up a promo on why I deserve a shot at the World title and submitting it.

 

Sean Atlas, by Saint Demise, aka DVD head dropping goodness

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

Myers could use a win CROWE needs a smoke. And we are family. Whoever decides that they want to write to their ability.

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

 

I swear that Janus should be the sure fire pick. He'll be JL champion soon, but Mike just wins big matches. I'm really torn between Janus's flat out SKILL and Mike's ABILITY. That damn kid has the most potential writing wise in the JL and probably over some WFers as well. Man, tough pick. I don't know and I'm calling my tag team partners pick of doom on this one. Either way it'll be a match that the newer JL members should read.

 

PUSH, by order of CIA

[Guest Freakish_Twist_Of_Fate]

Well Hell... I guess the one-match winning streak has already lost its luster with some. :|

 

Heh... I'll show you all.

[Guest Dace59]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

Fosta

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

Blackwell

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

Even for me. It'll help everyone who to watch out for though. Nice n00b match.

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

Aecas

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

 

Va'agia cuz he's such a hoss.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

Atlas, by a way.

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

Crowe, my will this be good to read.

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

 

Janus, or else I'll have to really start thinking Mike is good. Heheheh.

[David Blazenwing 0]

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Tryst VS Fosta-

 

Tryst (the name sounds really cool!)

 

TOURNAMENT MATCH

-Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell-

 

Storm (don't let my loss be in vain, Storm!)

 

N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH

-Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death-

 

Blazenwing (gotta vote for me... hmm. Maybe everyone else will no-show? )

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter-

 

Aecas (no reason, just picked him)

 

SINGLES MATCH

-Va’aiga VS Thor-

 

Va'aiga (totally cool name, like the ')

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

-“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas-

 

Atlas, he sounds legit

 

PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH

-Matt Myers VS Crow-

 

Crow (is he anything like Sting?)

 

MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!!

-MVS VS Janus-

 

Can I vote for me? (a run-in?)

Okay... I'll pick Janus

 

(Can you tell I know none of these people?)

[Guest Dace59]

Don't worry, you will know them in time.

 

I suggest reading all the past shows you can.

Promos help too.

 

Crowe is far more hardcore than Sting. Cooler and a better wrestler too.

 

And if you really are bored. Read the stats thread in full.