Testicles

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

The Bank's balls are enlarged, sensitive, and rubbing against his leg....whats the matter?

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Having sweaty, enlarged balls during the summer is simply inconvenient - 'Tis as if they seek to escape the restricting bindings of the body and roam free 'cross the land. I demand a solution.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Having sweaty, enlarged balls during the summer is simply inconvenient - 'Tis as if they seek to escape the restricting bindings of the body and roam free 'cross the land. I demand a solution.

I subscribe one dosage of masturbation. Think of Mr.Zszasxz's mother. I hear aside from her clammy pouch, she lets you blow all in her asshole.

 

OMG~!@#$ Immaturity!!!

[Guest The Hamburglar]

No doubt a hearty wank cures all ills, but I am talking about ball cramp in situations where mastering the beast is inadvisable, such as a lecture on the Cold War, or whilst passing an infant school.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

No doubt a hearty wank cures all ills, but I am talking about ball cramp in situations where mastering the beast is inadvisable, such as a lecture on the Cold War, or whilst passing an infant school.

Wear looser underwear.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

What if the balls defy even that? These balls are evil and can grow to giant size. I know I'd refuse to wear clown trousers merely to contain my scrotum, and I'm damn sure most others feel the same way. People out there - How do you treat YOUR balls?

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

What if the balls defy even that? These balls are evil and can grow to giant size. I know I'd refuse to wear clown trousers merely to contain my scrotum, and I'm damn sure most others feel the same way. People out there - How do you treat YOUR balls?

Go consult a physician.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

And if the physician has similar giant balls? Or has no balls at all, thus rendering said physician incapable of empathy and damaging one's frail psyche? I blame terrorism for enormous balls. And Nelly. I hate that fucker.

[Guest Sassquatch]

That band-aid Nelly wears on his cheek looks so damn stupid.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

And if the physician has similar giant balls? Or has no balls at all, thus rendering said physician incapable of empathy and damaging one's frail psyche? I blame terrorism for enormous balls. And Nelly. I hate that fucker.

You are in quite th pickle. Maybe if you pop them like a zit, some puss will pour out thus shrinking the testicles.

[Guest razazteca]

Vasaline cures all

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Just dump some Gold Bond on your marbles, it'll cure what ails ya.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

And if the physician has similar giant balls?  Or has no balls at all, thus rendering said physician incapable of empathy and damaging one's frail psyche?  I blame terrorism for enormous balls.  And Nelly.  I hate that fucker.

You are in quite th pickle. Maybe if you pop them like a zit, some puss will pour out thus shrinking the testicles.

A force-field surrounds my bollocks, rendering them impenetrable to any harm. Even if I could get through, popping my testes could create a giant vacuum that would suck my genitals into my lower intestine.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Do you have a gun? Shoot yourself in the head.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

My testicles are in the way.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

My testicles are in the way.

No, the head on your shoulders - if they are still in the way.....jump in front of an on-coming train.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

The giant balls de-rail the on-coming train. Besides, I live in Britain, it could take years for the train to actually arrive. What if a hobo has fallen onto the track and been splashed everywhere, thus halting all train services forever? Wait, there is one train that has the strength to take on my Mighty Balls. It is of course...the A-TRAIN. But where is he?

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

The giant balls de-rail the on-coming train. Besides, I live in Britain, it could take years for the train to actually arrive. What if a hobo has fallen onto the track and been splashed everywhere, thus halting all train services forever? Wait, there is one train that has the strength to take on my Mighty Balls. It is of course...the A-TRAIN. But where is he?

I will see when the next flight is going to Britain. I'll fly to your house, and restrain your pyscho super fighting testicles with a bambo spear. If your testicles manage to suffocate me in the process, atleast I know I died trying to help a complete strangers off the internet.

[Guest razazteca]

Been on the talk show circuit, yet, I hear Maury Povish is always looking for new freaks.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I give this thread the........

 

 

POPICK SEAL OF APPROVAL~!

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

I give this thread the........

 

 

POPICK SEAL OF APPROVAL~!

BWAHAWAHAH!!!!!AAAAHHHAHAHA!!!!HAHA!!

 

Popick is 'the bitch'.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Been on the talk show circuit, yet, I hear Maury Povish is always looking for new freaks.

If I ever met Maury Povich I'd rip his cock off and ram it up his own ass. Then I'd superglue it there so he could never shit again. There is no way that Maury Povich in pain would not equal fun.

[Guest razazteca]

So you have been on the talk show circuit, so whose the baby's daddy?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I give this thread the........

 

 

POPICK SEAL OF APPROVAL~!

You bastard! I made the POPICK SEAL OF APPROVAL~ up!

[Guest notJames]

Just to hi-jack this conversation more toward wrestling, Test should have named his fans Test-ies. It's practically the same gag, but it's less overt, more clever, has more possibilities on a t-shirt, and is easier to say. I would have said that "test-ies" rolls off the tongue better, but lord only know what that would lead to…

 

One possible gag: Test-ies cereal. Like Wheaties, but endorsed by Test. "Have you eaten your Test-ies today?"