More WWE Crush Hour stupidity

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!

 

CHEWS YOUR FIGHTER! AGAIN!

 

Arena selection. Why is Hell in a Cell an Incan temple?

 

Austin vs Test. WHAT?

 

You gotta love how they get all that crowd heat even when off in the desert

 

Test defeats Rocky, who fucks up and exposes his underside to everyone's guns I like how the car, driver included, explodes into pieces. You can actually see CHUNKS of The Rock scatter around the screen. Whoops.

 

Test will show you CANADIAN VIOL...Er... STRENGTH!

[Guest Retro Rob]

Didn't the WWE close The World in order to cut costs.... ?

[Guest redbaron51]

....

 

 

gay

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Okay.

 

I'm going to wait for full, unabridged judgment on this game because, no matter how shitty it looks...the gameplay could...

 

*looks at Austin v. Test again*

 

Ah, fuck it. This is going to suck.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

The only redeeming value this game has is you can probably blow up Rikishi, Test, Jeff Hardy, Billy Gunn, HHH, Kane and the Undertaker all in one match.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

You mean they're still trying to release this game? It's looking to surpass The Getaway by several degrees in the "This game sucks, but we're still going to put exorbitant amounts of time and money into it" category

[that1870sguy 0]

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?! Well, I'm sure it'll be better then Backstage Assualt, right?