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The Official Batista Sucks Thread


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Guest benoitrulz4life
Posted

It's official.

 

Yes, it's the Official Batista Sucks Thread, where myself and other disgruntled posters can share our feelings on Batista's shittiness together.

 

Basically, he sucks. He's bland, he's slow, he never does or says anything productive to anything, he has three moves: clothesline, powerbomb, and scoop slam; he uses rest holds in tag matches - FIVE MINUTES IN; he leeches off of Flair's heat, he leeches off of HHH's (remaining) heat, he's involved in a wannabe 4 Horsemen stable, he's f'n undefeated (I think), he doesn't seem to be improving at all since his entry to the WWE, he's pushed ahead of more deserving talent, and did I mention he sucks?

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

::Kicks out benoitrulz4life and elects himself Chariman::

Guest Rob Edwards
Posted

You mean you don't mark for bad chops and shouting?

Guest benoitrulz4life
Posted

I mean shit, all he has to do is pop in some old Stan Hansen or Vader tapes and watch how to be a good, or at any rate decent, power worker. But that would take, you know, effort or something.

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