Predicting future WWE events

[Guest Redhawk]

How long until (fill in the blank), and how will it happen?

 

Batista and Randy Orton win the RAW Tag Team titles -- I'd say at Wrestlemania. The Dudley Boyz will beat Storm and Regal on RAW, then they'll have to fight Batista and Orton at WM.

 

RVD and Kane split up -- Not for a while. It seems like whenever an Unlikely Duo is put together, the writers seem to forget about them and/or just kind of use them as filler with no upward or downward movement. RVD and Kane will probably have some meaningless tag rematch with Storm/Regal at WM (if even that), and not start to drift apart until Backlash or Judgment Day. But I don't think either one of them will turn heel, I think they'll just drift apart.

 

Stone Cold and The Rock have a physical confrontation -- Not until the RAW right before WM. Unlike the "Let's trade finishers on each other" thing they did in 2001, this one will be more like a cmbo of the Hogan/Rock I and II buildups, as in they'll do that "staredown and wait for chants" thing, they'll trade promos over satellite feeds and stuff like that.

 

Bradshaw comes back -- Since I know you're all waiting for it. I'd say he ends up back on TV before WM, and somehow works himself into the card. JR loves him and all, and will stay looking out for him. All I can hope for is he doesn't squash more cruiserweights.

 

JR and/or Jerry Lawler wrestle again -- Hopefully only when they're in Memphis or Oklahoma next, but I see a bad feud brewing between the announcers and Team Bischoff. Look for a Lawler/JR/Dudleys vs. Storm/Regal/Moreley/3-Minute Warning 10-man tag pretty soon.

 

Shawn Michaels retires (again) -- I have no idea on this one, since I thought his back was supposed to be all fucked up and he was supposed to be scarfing down pain pills just to work a match. Is that still true? Will he continue wrestling after WM? I think so.

 

Brock Lesnar loses a PPV match -- Well, he's definitely not losing at WM, and since Backlash is usually some kind of rematch, he won't lose there. The only guys on Smackdown who I could even see Brock jobbing to are Undertaker or Goldberg, if Goldberg is brought to Smackdown. So maybe at SummerSlam to 'Taker again?

[Guest Quik]

WWE Folds- Shortly after Triple H wins the WWE Titel from Kurt Angle and crowns himself "first-ever Undisputed Champion", a new challenger will emerge, namely... Vin Diesel. Both men will embark on a feud that lasts nearly as long as... well, a HHH title reign. As the feud intensifies, the attendance figures and ratings will drop just as quickly, culminating with Vince dancing outside of his former WWE HQ, pants around his ankles, holding up a sign that reads:

 

"Will sell self for food."

[Guest HartFan86]

Stone Cold and The Rock have a physical confrontation -- Not until the RAW right before WM. Unlike the "Let's trade finishers on each other" thing they did in 2001, this one will be more like a cmbo of the Hogan/Rock I and II buildups, as in they'll do that "staredown and wait for chants" thing, they'll trade promos over satellite feeds and stuff like that.

 

Bischoff needs to do the contract signing where they can't touch each other until the match (ala HHH/Austin No Way Out) because they played that perfect.

[Guest Redhawk]

The problem with that is everyone knows how contract signings turn out: The heel beats the babyface's ass before actually signing the thing, then signs it and now the babyface can't touch him. And if they didn't forget forgot that Vince is breathing down Eric's neck to improve RAW (I'll bet they did), it would be stupid for Eric to want his two biggest stars not to fight on his show. I'd prefer they do at least couple of tag matches -- like Rock/Jericho vs. Austin/HBK, or Rock/HHH vs. Booker/Austin -- where you keep teasing Rock and Austin actually facing off, but it never works out that way. Like Austin gets the hot tag so Rock runs over and tags HHH.