Oldest American Man dies at 113

[Guest I'm That Damn Zzzzz]

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/69407.htm

LAKELAND, Fla. - The oldest living American man died yesterday from heart failure. He was 113.

John McMorran, of Lakeland, Fla. considered coffee his elixir.

He quit cigars at age 97. He was born June 19, 1889, in a log cabin in Michigan.

"He was never sick," a 35-year-old great-granddaughter, Lisa Saxton, said. "He lived a great life. Obviously, he was well put together. He smoked cigars, drank beer and ate greasy food. He was an amazing man."

 

Only problem with living that long is that you get to bury most of your friends and family. Other than that I knew my beer and bacon breakfasts were good for longevity (and hangovers.)

[Guest Kingpk]

Heh, all these people live past 90 even though they drink and smoke, yet some want us to believe eating nothing but vegetables and drinking water does the trick. They must have made em' better in the 1900s.

[cawthon777 0]

Oh, he died? Didn't see that coming.

[Guest Eagan469]

someone here likes Fark.com

 

*looks in general direction of I'm That Damn Zzzzz*

[Guest DrTom]

He didn't die of heart failure. I chopped off his head.

 

There can be ONLY ONE~!

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

A Highlander reference ladies and gentleman.

 

May God help you DrTom, MAY GOD HELP YOU.

[cawthon777 0]

He didn't die of heart failure. I chopped off his head.

 

There can be ONLY ONE~!

*Intro 'Princes of the Universe'*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Tom, if you ever run into a burly quasi-swede wielding an axe..

 

It's not me....

 

 

..(will he buy it?)