Guest I'm That Damn Zzzzz Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/69407.htm LAKELAND, Fla. - The oldest living American man died yesterday from heart failure. He was 113. John McMorran, of Lakeland, Fla. considered coffee his elixir. He quit cigars at age 97. He was born June 19, 1889, in a log cabin in Michigan. "He was never sick," a 35-year-old great-granddaughter, Lisa Saxton, said. "He lived a great life. Obviously, he was well put together. He smoked cigars, drank beer and ate greasy food. He was an amazing man." Only problem with living that long is that you get to bury most of your friends and family. Other than that I knew my beer and bacon breakfasts were good for longevity (and hangovers.)
Guest Kingpk Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 Heh, all these people live past 90 even though they drink and smoke, yet some want us to believe eating nothing but vegetables and drinking water does the trick. They must have made em' better in the 1900s.
cawthon777 Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 Oh, he died? Didn't see that coming.
Guest Eagan469 Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 someone here likes Fark.com *looks in general direction of I'm That Damn Zzzzz*
Guest DrTom Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 He didn't die of heart failure. I chopped off his head. There can be ONLY ONE~!
Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 A Highlander reference ladies and gentleman. May God help you DrTom, MAY GOD HELP YOU.
cawthon777 Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 He didn't die of heart failure. I chopped off his head. There can be ONLY ONE~! *Intro 'Princes of the Universe'*
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 Tom, if you ever run into a burly quasi-swede wielding an axe.. It's not me.... ..(will he buy it?)
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