Would Booker T be taken more seriously

[Guest Frankie Williams]

Instead of saying "Can you dig it suckaaaaaaaaa!" he said "Can you dig it suckerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!"

 

Something to think aboot.

[Guest Nater]

No. He's credible enough as is, seeing that he won the Royale over the Rock.

 

If he were to change this late, it would actually strip credibility away form him. Afterall when was the last time HHH told somebody "you arent even good enough to hold my sports supporter" or Austin "may i please hear a hell-yes" On that, I think that more slanged grammar makes a character realistic unless "high intelligence" is their character (Nowinski, Raven)

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, and then the high intelligence usually ends up sounding stupid.

 

Seriously, Booker T without "sucka" is like McDonald's without golden arches, a guy without a nose, a good Big Show match. It's just weird.

[Guest Frankie Williams]

"may i please hear a hell-yes"

Gotta admit, that has me laughing hard just imagining Austin saying that. This is fun. How about these:

 

"Because I am that darn good, by golly!!"

 

"What, may I please ask, are you going to do, when Hulkamania, gets all hyper on you?"

 

"Oh you didnt know? Im so sorry. I must have forgotten to tell you."

 

"No matter what you think, it DOES matter what you say"

 

"If you smell what the Rock is cooking....then please tell me if it smells good because Im currently enrolled in cooking school and I value your opinion so very much"

 

Wrestlers etiquette....its fun.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

There's no reason to start a thread over something this retarded and pointless.

[Guest AndrewTS]

How about British Stone Cold?

 

"Gentleman, I believe you have left me no alternative but to unseal a tin of whoop-arse.  I do hope you understand."

 

Or Sir Rock?

 

"It is of no importance what thine name is, varlot!"

[Guest HartFan86]

After Rock putting over Booker on Monday, he's has credible as credible can be going into Mania, and next to Austin...by the time Mania rolls around, he should be the number 2 Babyface on the Raw roster.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Yeah, he went over rock and HHH, although of course that only means HHH gets his J.O.B. back at WM. At least he'll get a good run going into mania and have a heated match before all the crap at the end.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

"Oh you didnt know? Im so sorry. I must have forgotten to tell you."

"Oh you didn't know? Better make phone calls to your closest acquaintances!"

[Guest Rob Edwards]

"I am the game and I am rather useful"

 

and then of course we could have the crowd chanting "I beg your pardon"

[Guest Dillon Likes Bossman]

I dig this thread.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

*Kurt Angle theme starts*

 

Crowd: We don't like you.. *clap clap* We don't like you.. *clap clap* We don't like you.. *clap clap*

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Edit- ^^^^^^^^^LoL @ Jobber....

That would be hilarious.

 

"What, may I please ask, are you going to do, when Hulkamania, gets all hyper on you?"

[Guest Nobody in Particular]

Or when we are graced with the presence of Vinnie Mac: "Anal Cavity! Anal Cavity!"

 

How about Ultimate Warrior......er.....never mind. You can't make sense of anything to come from his mouth.

[Guest El Satanico]

"Who happens to be better than Kanyon?" "Yes that's right nobody happens to be better than Kanyon"

 

 

"I'm here to inform you that your services are no longer needed and that you shall be terminated"

[Guest The Hamburglar]

How about British Stone Cold?

 

"Gentleman, I believe you have left me no alternative but to unseal a tin of whoop-arse.  I do hope you understand."

 

Or Sir Rock?

 

"It is of no importance what thine name is, varlot!"

I've always thought the WWE should use a cockney gimmick myself. A chirpy, cheeky, Dick van Dyke-style cockney. No, better yet, a Scouser who steals things, and whose secret Higher Power master is revealed to be the Repo Man.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

"Jim Ross, if you would take a look at Trish Stratus at the moment. I do believe that the curvature of her breasts attracts my male libido."

 

"Sir, that is regardless of the situation at hand. I am Rob Van Dam, otherwise known as RVD."

 

"Rock, regarding what you just said I must ask, "What is logic behind your words?"

 

"Good God Almighty, Austin is stomping at his abdominal region and he is stomping at his abdominal region until he causes severe internal damage!"

[Guest TheArchiteck]

"Oh my, this woman displays extremely violent tendencies that rivals the idea of taming a wild Raccoon."

[Guest Luke Cage]

If your olfactory unit is capable of detecting the heated repast I am preparing.

 

In order to become the adult male human being of prominence, one must first engage him in combat and defeat the adult male human being of prominence.

 

We enjoy between meal caloric intakes that consist of exposure to vulnerability or harm, and our last meal of the 24 hour period consists of the ending of all vital processes in an organism or cell.

Share the information, large, well muscled adult male human!

[Guest Luke Cage]

I intend to render a horrific beating upon your sweet food item-like posterior.

 

Transparent forms of carbon, or highly prized gemstones will last for all future time, and so will I and my wrestling companions, who liken ourselves to a quartet of biblical figures whose appearance will signal the end of reality as we currently know it.

 

I am announcing my intent to tread heavily upon you until you acquire a hollow space that resembles wet earth, and then, further, I shall proceed to tread upon you at a more moderate pace until the aforementioned hole has very little moisture remaining.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Prodigious Patriarch Pump is your connection, vociferate loudly if, perchance, you ascertain myself.

[Guest treble charged]

"Oh you didnt know? Im so sorry. I must have forgotten to tell you."

"Oh you didn't know? Better make phone calls to your closest acquaintances!"

Oh, you were unaware? Your posterior had better contact someone.

[Guest notJames]

Walk one pace in reverse... there is a severe tropical cyclone of oceanic origin that is about to traverse our collective plane!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Walk one pace in reverse... there is a severe tropical cyclone of oceanic origin that is about to traverse our collective plane!

Whatisthedealwiththatofwhichyouspeak?!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

How 'bout just a name?

 

"Colossal Malevolent Posterior Paternal Unit"

[Guest notJames]

And that's the last statement of the text, due to being uttered thusly by he whose temperature is likened to frozen earth material!

[Guest Dmann2000]

Loud audible noise that come from a gun! Loud audible noises that come from a gun!

[Guest Dmann2000]

I am the person who likens himself to an activity or sport of competition, and therefore, I am explicitly talented!

[Guest Dmann2000]

Therefore, Can you comprehend this statement, foolish person!

[Guest Luke Cage]

What course of action will you take when hysterical behavior inspired by my charismatic cult of personality moves rapidly upon your person?