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Guest Vern Gagne

I lost found out today that after 7 weeks, I'm not getting a job that I'm more than qualified for. They told me in a letter, I didn't meet their required needs. What does that mean exactly. It's a nothing job, the pay is good, but having 2 years experience seems like enough.

 

This is real bullshit. I also got the your qualified, you just don't meet our specific needs, and we'll look into if an opening comes up.

 

 

Prays Unisys suffers a fate worse than Enron and WorldCom combined.

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

LOL -- I've gotten so many of those I don't bother to open the letters anymore.

 

I feel your pain, bro.

 

It amazes me how so many incompetent dumbf*cks are in positions of power. There's one place that said that the main reason I didn't get the job was because I wouldn't have been available right away -- I wanted to finish this important project for my current employer and said I could start in 2/3 weeks. And I drove 10+ hours round trip for this interview.

 

(At least that was the reason I was given.)

 

After not contacting me for two months I e-mailed this douchebag, who told me the aforementioned reason. He then said that there was another opening for the same position and if I was interested I could apply for that -- that was 2+ months ago.

 

I e-mailed him several times a week just to annoy him when I knew I wasn't getting the job. I'm now snail-mailing him asking what my status is.

 

All this is documented and going in a letter to the owner of this company. I can't wait to use my Dostoyevski line: "The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners" and then saying "The degree of professionalism of a company can be judged by observing its treatment of rejected job candidates."

 

A few times I have gotten letters from publications I had applied to asking me to order a subscription. I send back a letter like this:

 

Dear XX:

 

Thank you for sending me your company's latest offer (insert offer here). I have carefully reviewed it, and it is very impressive. Unfortunately, I receive a lot of offers from many publications, and I have chosen one that better suites my needs. I will keep your offer on file for the next year in case your product someday matches my literary requirements.

 

Good luck with future subscription efforts...

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Guest Sturgis

Well I can't get a job because I'm white. Seriously in Delaware company's get tax breaks if they hire minorities.

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Guest Spaceman Spiff
Well I can't get a job because I'm white. Seriously in Delaware company's get tax breaks if they hire minorities.

Ever watch the movie Soul Man? Borrow that idea.

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Guest Youth N Asia
Well I can't get a job because I'm white. Seriously in Delaware company's get tax breaks if they hire minorities.

Ever watch the movie Soul Man? Borrow that idea.

But try and be funnier and more convincing...that movie sucked.

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