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Warning: This thread is for Goldberg haters and Goldberg haters only. If you like Goldberg this might not be the best place for you. You have been warned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As we all know, WWE will probably have Goldberg show up next Monday on Raw. He is probably already signed. In this thread feel free to express your extreme dislike for Goldberg in any creative way you want. So, without ado...

 

Fuck Goldberg.

Guest Youth N Asia
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Yeah, Fuck Gold...wait...how the hell did you rack up 600 posts in less then a month?

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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::Has Goldberg "Bradshawed"::

 

You said fuck him!

 

Oh yeah, one last thing...........

 

Bradshaw doesent suck, Goldberg sucks!

Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
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Goldberg sucks.

Fuck that no talent piece of shit!

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Yeah, Fuck Gold...wait...how the hell did you rack up 600 posts in less then a month?

The answer to this question is quite simple. I have no social life, no car, and no job. Hope this clears things up.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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::Kidnaps Goldberg, and totures him, by forcing him to watch his own work::

Guest notJames
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I don't think that insignificant turd deserves the notoriety of an entire thread devoted to him, no matter how defamatory or opprobrious, but I'll play ball.

 

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Benoit sucks. (just seeing if you're paying attention)

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Guest buffybeast
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You all do realize that the roof on the arena will explode once Gberg makes his triumphant return.

Guest saturnmark4life
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I don't think so. I'm not really a goldberg hater, and it might have meant something had he attacked austin at no way out, but I just don't see the point. NWO, scott steiner, wow, thank god we brought them in. And really, I don't see the guy as ANY sort of draw anymore. Who's next? Who cares?

 

 

Heh. I should write that one down. I rock.

Guest evenflowDDT
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You all do realize that the roof on the arena will explode once Gberg makes his triumphant return.

I don't really think so, and if so it wouldn't be constant, like Steiner, how the crowd was all behind him when he first came in and then turned on him for sucking halfway through his first match with Triple H.

Guest buffybeast
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You all do realize that the roof on the arena will explode once Gberg makes his triumphant return.

I don't really think so, and if so it wouldn't be constant, like Steiner, how the crowd was all behind him when he first came in and then turned on him for sucking halfway through his first match with Triple H.

Hmm, I'm not so sure about that. I think the very first time Gberg comes out the crowd will just blow the roof off the ceiling. I think the crowd will pop for his entire first appearance.

 

Then, of course, they will turn on him for the bitch he is.

Guest Sassquatch
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GBerg...I pray that the WWE doesn't get a hold of that as a possible nickname for him (ala the Big Valbowsky).

Guest DerangedHermit
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Errrm...why can't there be a "please don't fuck Goldberg, he's circumsized, he's gonna injure you" thread?

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I don't think their signing him, next RAW will be the sign. So I'm in dormant "Fuck Goldberg" state right now.

Guest CED Ordonez
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A dollar for the first "Goldberg Fears Windshields" sign. OK, I'm lying...

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I would bring that to Mania. But I'm sitting fifth row platinum so I don't want to piss off the forty or so people sitting directly behind me.

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Fuck Goldberg.

 

I, for one, will not mark out for his return, because I don't want to see him sign with the Fed. Considering he's meant dick to wrestling for the last three years, there are bound to be people in the crowd who have no idea who he is, or why he's supposed to be so important.

 

I blame Flyboy for the rumors of Goldberg's near-signing.

Guest cynicalprofit
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Goldberg, over priced, over hyped, piece of shit.

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Although Goldberg is a power hungry fuckface, I would love to see him square off against Steve Austin. I will sign your petition when goldberg refuses to do the job to Austin, thus creating the greatest power struggle in WWE history. I don't think either man would want to job to the other.

Guest cynicalprofit
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WOW, Im willing to bet Vince thinks he can get a million matches with screw job endings between those two.

Guest KK Rage
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This one goes out to you Bret. Fuck Goldberg.

Guest Slingshot Suplex
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People will blow the roof off the building because even after three years away,he's still very much mentioned in internet chat rooms and amongst even casual fans.

 

On that note....fuck Goldberg

Guest hardyz1
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Imagine a four way match between Austin, Goldberg, HHH, and Hogan. Who would do the job?

 

One more thing: Fuck Goldberg right in the ear.

 

One more thing again: Am I the only one who read this thread and thought of Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks movies? That kid blows. Fuck him too.

Edited by hardyz1
Guest Plushy Al Logan
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He'll awlays be Gayberg* to me.

 

*I apologize for associating any Homosexuals with Shitberg/Turdberg/Assholeberg/Suckberg.

Guest Trivia247
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ohhh GOOODIE GOOODIE GOLDBERG is coming yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

That ought to save the company.....

 

What the fuck is up with these people???

 

Goldberg is Ahmed Johnson without the whole Black, and pedophiling Hand gun toting thing.

 

Goldberg got about 4 moves he can pull off, and two of those is his Setup and finisher. everything else is stiff halfassed and luck.

 

But Lo...... Goldberg will save the WWE!

Steiner was also suppose to save the WWE and he can't hit a spot without everyone and their Mothers KNOWING its a contrived spot.

 

He couldn't be more clear hitting a belly to belly unless he stopped the match look at the camera and say " Im gonna hit my 5th belly to belly suplex now."

 

now back to the Shit known as Crapberg.

 

He comes in he better not get some Goldberg WCW like push, Hell Brock shouldn't have gotten it when he came in, and Brock at least is a fucking wrestler.

 

Oh I could spend all day on this Subject on this topic in this board....

 

Will be back later hehehe

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