Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2002 Hello there g00d sirs! mY name is BARON VON RUTHLESS! I M not called this becuz I am mean BUTT (haha! booty man disciple) becauze i had a wife named Ruth but she divorced me! I will kneecap RAW for those who missed this specatacular showing: Hogan coms out and says Brother. Then Rocky cumes outs and says that Hogan is cool and so is he. YaddAblahblah. nWo comes out! with cool music. Imagine porn muzak but not sexay (like Grandmaster). Nash says stuff so does Hall and Tag team is tonight for main eventmain. Rob Vamm Dan vs Crhistian Diamond Page comes out and RVD wins with Frog Spash!!! FROGGGY SYYYLE ! W#omen Fight but no fun until IVORY comes back and HuRTs peeple untill reuniting with JAZZ! Scott STeiner interrupts during a hardcore match but they call hims Brick Liznar for some reason. HHH comes out and Stepfany comes out and has BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS! nWo get beaten like dogs that are scalded! END oF SHOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks Report post Posted March 19, 2002 where can i nominate this for worst post ever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2002 Please say you're joking. Nice ode to one of the names Steve Austin didn't get. I would have preferred Chilly McFreeze myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 19, 2002 you can open it in general chat. And be sure to add his name to worst poster thread too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted March 19, 2002 Is this xkiller? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RicFlairGlory Report post Posted March 19, 2002 god what a jobber post... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2002 Why Do you Hate me Playa Hata dirnkin hataaide gee yo whomie Q!>? I proviDE Raw recaps for you guys. Scoot Keth hire me. Please. Quote of the Year: "Iron helps us play!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted March 19, 2002 BAN THIS GUY!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2002 Ehh, this was a joke, you can tell. I doubt anyone would consciously write anything this bad. Just describing the nWo's music makes it sound like a parody of real recappers. Of course you people have much more room to talk, I just started posting yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 19, 2002 You must have missed x killer. he wrote this way all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2002 No, keep this guy around. He's a riot. Remember, one must always be reminded of their roots, in this case our roots as three year olds. "Yo whomie Q"? GOLD! Just appreciate this for what it is, humor that is funny because its actual humor is really really awful. Kinda like a joke I heard the other day: "This guy walks into a bar, and blows up." "Um, and?" "That was the joke!" So bad it's funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2002 Mr X is my hero 2 SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks Report post Posted March 19, 2002 i dont mind pointless off topic posts if there funny....but this guy is just bad, Its not humor, its crap, theres a difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2002 Time for a Change of paces: Best PPV ever?: Tie: Starrcade 1999 Hallowen Havoc 2000 PS: I am not tying to be funy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2002 Okay okay, I just finished my Crow wing, ban this guy. And here I was thinking he was here to entertain us! (coughs up a feather) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted March 20, 2002 LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*) i'm reading this page stoned and fell outta my chair laffing!!!!! dude, Baron Von Ruthless 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! (*laff-my-motherfucking-ass-off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Yet... 15 replies... and these people appreciate Hogan's masterful ringwork at SummerSlam... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 20, 2002 toooooooooo GAY SEXAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mR. x Da SpOoKy SeCrEt MaN Report post Posted March 20, 2002 g00d sIrZ! My GiMiK iS BeInG StO1eN! BaN tHe BaRoN!!! f000r He HaS sEnT ErIc BiSCHLLLLLOff To GeT Meee! *woooosh!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 20, 2002 hmmmmmmmmm did not learn your lesson from you last introduction post did you BARON? How could a "big fish from a small pond" from the other site with numbers in its name be such a casual fan here? another pointless post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KOR420 Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Looks like the real x killer is back,and he's mad as #### at BARON Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Mr X the spooky etc is not X killer. X killer is a fool. Mr X is pretty funny. Baron Von Ruthless needs to get his own gimmick. Jesus, I must be bored to be replying to this. :0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 20, 2002 It is beyond me how anyone took this seriously. And to those that thought this was someone actually trying to contribute ... why would you want him banned? I think Mighty Damaru is a blithering idiot, but I doubt I'd get any support if I called for him to be kicked outta here. Is this xkiller? I'd say the answer is kinda obvious. ... It's no, by the way. BAN THIS GUY!!! It's not like he goes around and floods into a bunch of threads. He's pretty much stuck to this one, which he made in the first place. And why'd you even click this, #######? Maybe you might want to stop being fucking idiot now. "This guy walks into a bar, and blows up." "Um, and?" "That was the joke!" I don't understand. Or maybe I'm not supposed to ... ? i dont mind pointless off topic posts if there funny....but this guy is just bad, Its not humor, its crap, theres a difference. How you can think things can be definitively either "funny" or "not funny" is beyond me. CHEAP SHOT: Just like the concept of multiplication is probably beyond you. To you it's not humor. I don't like him, either, but I'm sure there's people who do. LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*) i'm reading this page stoned and fell outta my chair laffing!!!!! dude, Baron Von Ruthless 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 21, 2002 you can open it in general chat. And be sure to add his name to worst poster thread too... Bps no one even posted in that thread....... And Yo Ramsus leave him alone. He's not trying to bother anyone. Get a life and stop being a loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 23, 2002 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH where have you been lost sir? ther e is a nobel prize waiting from mr ed mcmahon you R correct goodsir? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 23, 2002 WHY GOOD SIRS!!! I BELIEVE HUPPITY UPPITY , AND SPOOKY MAN MUST STAY!!! THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS MAKE FOR WONDERFUL COMMENTARY AND MY DAY WOULD BE LESS THAN SPECTACULAR WITHOUT THEM!! BAD APPLE IS QUITE A GOOD FELLOW I MIGHT ADD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 23, 2002 LONG LIVE THE BARON AND HIS SCALLYWAG RUTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 23, 2002 no one needs your flubber good proffessorr BEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
