How long till spike dies in the ring?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Man...I feel bad for Spike.

 

He's never going to get over for anymore then the guy who bumps his ass off and gets killed by bigger guys every night. Lesnar about drove him through the ring with 3 powerbombs.

 

I'm really suprised that Spike isn't injured more often.

 

He's never going to win a major title, he's never going to headline a ppv, and he's never going to be taken serious.

 

And that's too bad, cause Spike busts his ass and is really fan friendly.

 

So if we're taking a "When is SPike Gonna Die and How" pool, I'm taking:

 

Big Show...Spanish announce table bump from the top rope...No Mercy 2003

[Guest InigoMontoya]

That's what they said about Mick Foley as well right? I'm not saying that Spike is going to be WWF World Champion, I'm just saying that he's still young, and maybe he could be bigger than we think (no pun intended).

[Guest J*ingus]

But he's smaller than Rey Misterio jr, his mic skills are only average, and this is the hoss-friendly WWF we're talking about here.  

 

My pick: King of the Ring 2003, vs. Shane McMahon, scaffold bump.

[Guest Risk]

Spike would make a helluva CW champ and could bring respect to the belt...oh wait...Vince doesn't like cruisers.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Smackdown in 2 months when he's involved in a mixed tag. He will look across the ring and make eye contact with Jazz, instantly turning himself into stone.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

Yup...

 

...that's exactly what Spike has always been over for and always will be over for.  Even in ECW.

 

Just accept it.  A 150 pound guy is not going to get anywhere in the WWF.

 

It's a miracle he gets the push that he does...be happy.

 

...and Brock didn't come even close to killing him.  There was nothing wrong with the powerbombs...they were just stiff.  You want "close to killing" check out what Mike Awesome used to do to the poor guy in ECW.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Yeah, I think we should be worrying more about the womens match.  It was looking so out of sink, I thought they were starting to shoot with each other.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

Yeah...

 

...that one suplex Trish took.

 

Ouch...landed right on her fucking head.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Heh, remembers when Lita went for...a Hurricanrana thingy?  Trish looked to be folded up like an accordian.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

Oh yeah...

 

...they should find a way to involve Jazz in *all* women's matches.

 

Somehow when she's in there the matches are pretty #### good.

 

If she's not they're sloppy and the chicks half kill each other...

[Guest buffybeast]

spike dudely needs to be happy he is even gainfully employed in the WWF.  I don't feel sorry for him, he knows what he is doing when he steps in the ring.  

 

What else can you do with a 150 pound guy with a bad body but beat the crap out of him?

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Go slightly insane and book him as tag-team champion with another midget, then give him a clean win over Booker T.

 

#### writers.

[Guest dreamer420]

Spike is proof that with the right amount of heart, someone even as small as Spike, can make it in the WWF.  I think Spike is easily one of the toughest guys in the WWF, just based on the bumbs I have seen him take.  Watch Guilty As Changed 2000 for his match vs. Mike Awesome.  Talk about a near death experience.

[Guest Human Fly]

Spike wasn't the only won he almost got killed last night. Lesnar was throwing everyone around like the proverbial rag doll. It was awesome. Hopefully he'll bust out with his shooting star press soon.

[Guest dreamer420]

Lesner does a shooting star press?!?!  That is crazy.  I can't wait to see it now.

[Guest Anglesault]

Oh yeah...

 

...they should find a way to involve Jazz in *all* women's matches.

 

Somehow when she's in there the matches are pretty #### good.

 

If she's not they're sloppy and the chicks half kill each other...

That's only because any Non-Jazz match involves Lita. That match was Lita's sloppy ass' fault. Trish isn't that bad.