One and Only Smackdown! Thread for 2/27/03

[Guest Banky]

John Cena posts here.

 

I'm thinking he's Banky, but don't quote me on that.

Don't insult Cena like that.

YEEEEA!

 

Its no diss, kid. I'm the real deal, I don't eat veal. I eat hearts like butter tarts. Don't front on Banky, he just tends to get a little cranky.

[Guest Nevermortal]

F-5!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Angle F5!!!!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Does WWE think this is getting Kurt his heat back from Brock?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Kendrick's way to get into the WWE has been revealed.

 

He will get a lawyer and sue the WWE to get a contract due to the asswhupping he took from Angle.

 

Or not.

 

Shitty F-5 though.

[Guest papacita]

"That's Brock Lesnar's move!!"

 

NO! *scoffs*

[Guest JMA]

How come everytime someone gets an injury they have to invent a kayfabe reason for it?

[Guest AndrewTS]

How come everytime someone gets an injury they have to invent a kayfabe reason for it?

Because seeing an "injury" happen leaves a bigger impression than the announcers telling you that one happened.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Spanky/Angle = gold

 

 

See, Spanky is over now as an underdog. Sooner or later, he will get an upset win, and everyone will love him.

 

 

Take notes Taker, that's how you put someone over.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

How come everytime someone gets an injury they have to invent a kayfabe reason for it?

Because seeing an "injury" happen leaves a bigger impression than the announcers telling you that one happened.

And it gives him a program for when he returns.........well he'll be out a year so I doubt that they will go back to it.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Cena's new move, the FU, will be the best move ever.

 

I suggest that the FU be revealed as a vicious brainbuster or a piledriver variant

[Guest AndrewTS]

Kendrick's way to get into the WWE has been revealed.

 

He will get a lawyer and sue the WWE to get a contract due to the asswhupping he took from Angle.

 

Or not.

 

Shitty F-5 though.

This reminds me of the Al Snow entering WWF angle.

 

Brian still has to job to an announcer and/or a washed up wrestler, and a goofy tag team by having an inanimate object for a partner getting pinned.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Spanky/Angle = gold

 

 

See, Spanky is over now as an underdog. Sooner or later, he will get an upset win, and everyone will love him.

 

 

Take notes Taker, that's how you put someone over.

Right now Spanky is just a slightly beefed-up Spike Dudley though. Hell, they even have similar finishers.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Ah fuck, a descendant of a Frenchie.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Sylvain Granier can take the 'evil Frenchman' gimmick FAAARRRRR in the USA

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

good lord its frenchie the ref

[Guest gangsteruwa]

why does he sound swedish?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Sylvain Granier can take the 'evil Frenchman' gimmick FAAARRRRR in the USA

"U.S.A. is not O.K."

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

andrew...your sig reminded me...wtf happened to gail kim??

[Guest HartFan86]

Cole/Tazz suck has PPV main event announcers.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Sylvain Granier can take the 'evil Frenchman' gimmick FAAARRRRR in the USA

"U.S.A. is not O.K."

"Dear America, your armies never conquered Quebec and my brothers in France apologize for helping you gain freedom in the 18th century. We now know that America is full of insolent children. If it weren't for the grace of Napoleon Bonaparte, you would not have anything west of your Miss-iss-i-peepeewhy"- Sylvain Granier

 

"Sylvain Granier would like for America to know that he will be drinking wine with his friends and you will be unable to join him because you are all uncultured pigs"

[Guest Banky]

Sylvain Granier can take the 'evil Frenchman' gimmick FAAARRRRR in the USA

Honestly, they should jump on that idea. Now is the perfect opportunity to jump on that wagon.

[Guest AndrewTS]

andrew...your sig reminded me...wtf happened to gail kim??

She's doing house shows until they decide to put her on TV.

 

Yet for some reason they have Torrie wrestle regularly. *shakes head*

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Sylvain Granier: "Canada is a pinto, Quebec is a jewel. America is a sewer, France is paradise. Viva la France! Viva la Quebec!"

 

Sylvain Granier can always remind people that they're idiots for boycotting French fries from Belgium.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Emasculate??? Penetrate??? Ewww Heyman needs to get his mind out of the gutter.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Brock wants to "rip this unit apart," "immasculate" Team Angle and "penetrate..."

 

Ew...way to stave off those rumors, Paul.

[Guest Banky]

andrew...your sig reminded me...wtf happened to gail kim??

She's doing house shows until they decide to put her on TV.

 

Yet for some reason they have Torrie wrestle regularly. *shakes head*

I'm sorry, but Torrie is amazing looking. She can wrestle all.she.wants.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

are there any important Quebecois songs that Granier can sing before matches or will he settle for singing France's national anthem

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Sylvain Granier: "Canada is a pinto, Quebec is a jewel. America is a sewer, France is paradise. Viva la France! Viva la Quebec!"

 

Sylvain Granier can always remind people that they're idiots for boycotting French fries from Belgium.

I sense a return of the Amazing French Canadians!

[Guest AndrewTS]

andrew...your sig reminded me...wtf happened to gail kim??

She's doing house shows until they decide to put her on TV.

 

Yet for some reason they have Torrie wrestle regularly. *shakes head*

I'm sorry, but Torrie is amazing looking. She can wrestle all.she.wants.

So's Gail--besides, at any given time there are dozens of girls who look exactly like Torrie on TV anyway.