Ya know, I like Stephanie now...

[Guest Dmann2000]

Oh I'm not celebrating her writing abilities, but I think she's found her niche as an on air performer.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Yes. She should always grab her tits, and tease us whenever she has the mic.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I heartily agree.

 

(starts a "Make Steph a Constant Tease" petition)

 

(also starts a petition to get her a porno contract)

 

And by the way, did you see her whenever they'd show a profile shot of her whole body? She is NOT fat by any stretch of the imagination. And damn, she's somehow grown an ass, or we just haven't seen it in a while. I believe it's the latter.

[Guest Banky]

She's goddawful. She's looking worse and worse every week. Her ass is getting fat, he boobs are beginning to sag, and her voice is unintentionally get annoyingly scratchy. Thats what happens when you begin doing too much coke.

[Guest Silence]

I've always liked her. She's hot.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I think she looked a hell of a lot better when she didn't tip over due to tit size.

 

Anyway, Stephanie is a flat out god awful on air perfomer. She has that hideous voice, she "acts", she has about 9 characters which she picks up and drops at random, and what the hell does she do anyway? Is she Official Announcer of Suprise Announcements? It's not like Raw where Bischoff is involved in the show, she's just a plot device.

 

Actually, that probably is her niche. She could take over for her mom too.

[Guest Banky]

I think she looked a hell of a lot better when she didn't tip over due to tit size.

 

Anyway, Stephanie is a flat out god awful on air perfomer. She has that hideous voice, she "acts", she has about 9 characters which she picks up and drops at random, and what the hell does she do anyway? Is she Official Announcer of Suprise Announcements? It's not like Raw where Bischoff is involved in the show, she's just a plot device.

 

Actually, that probably is her niche. She could take over for her mom too.

Don't insult Linda. Though she has the charisma of a brick wall she atleast has the good sense to take her non-talented ass off my TV. Steph should heed her mother's advice. And lay off the cocaine.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Holy shit--Banky and I agree on something. I'll be damned.

 

Wouldn't Steph be thin if she did cocaine, though? Or is that heroin?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I'm just getting tired of her. This whole heel one week face the next has gotten old...she just seems to turn out of the blue and for no reason. She just doesn't do it for me like she use to.

[Guest Banky]

Holy shit--Banky and I agree on something. I'll be damned.

 

Wouldn't Steph be thin if she did cocaine, though? Or is that heroin?

Sunny did cocaine and look at her.

 

I hope that answers your question.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I'm just getting tired of her. This whole heel one week face the next has gotten old...she just seems to turn out of the blue and for no reason. She just doesn't do it for me like she use to.

Yeah--like Vince is a heel on SD but a face on Raw. HuH!? At least that makes some sort of sense though, unlike Steph.

 

Banky: Duly noted.

[Guest buffybeast]

Maybe it's just me. But Steph looks kind of thickish, ie. fat to me. Her arms and waist have grown and those breasts are just downright nasty. I think she looked a lot better three years ago.

[Guest Banky]

Maybe it's just me. But Steph looks kind of thickish, ie. fat to me. Her arms and waist have grown and those breasts are just downright nasty. I think she looked a lot better three years ago.

Before Triple H 'Hunterized' her. They probably inject each other with roids before engaging in sex. After the sex, they snort 10 lines of coke each. Then they book RAW.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Maybe it's just me.  But Steph looks kind of thickish, ie. fat to me.  Her arms and waist have grown and those breasts are just downright nasty.  I think she looked a lot better three years ago.

Before Triple H 'Hunterized' her. They probably inject each other with roids before engaging in sex. After the sex, they snort 10 lines of coke each. Then they book RAW.

What's Gerwitz' excuse?

 

Other than that, that makes a lot of sense.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Maybe it's just me.  But Steph looks kind of thickish, ie. fat to me.  Her arms and waist have grown and those breasts are just downright nasty.  I think she looked a lot better three years ago.

Before Triple H 'Hunterized' her. They probably inject each other with roids before engaging in sex. After the sex, they snort 10 lines of coke each. Then they book RAW.

What's Gerwitz' excuse?

 

Other than that, that makes a lot of sense.

He's in the corner whacking off while all of this is going on.

[Guest Banky]

What's Gerwitz' excuse?

 

Other than that, that makes a lot of sense.

Well obviously the guy is on some sorta 'mind expanding' trip if he booked Mae Young to give birth to a hand. YNA has a very good notion, but I think it lies deeper than that. If think he suffers from oxygen deprivation from having his head up Vince's ass for too long at a time. The lack of oxygen has given him permanent brain damage thus giving us sub-par RAW episodes every week.

[Guest treble charged]

Hell, Steph looked good (to me, at least) up until they took her off TV for a few months after WrestleMania last year. She came back, gained a little weight (she's not fat, mind you, but chunkier then before), and her voice has this weird deep, raspy thing to it.

[Guest Banky]

Hell, Steph looked good (to me, at least) up until they took her off TV for a few months after WrestleMania last year. She came back, gained a little weight (she's not fat, mind you, but chunkier then before), and her voice has this weird deep, raspy thing to it.

She has paralleled Triple H's growth since 2000. Its not a coincidence. They probably both have sex to Hunter's taped 'Mr Universe' archived competitions.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Banky, the Mae Young stuff was Russo I think. Gerwitz didn't even work for them at that point.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Hell, Steph looked good (to me, at least) up until they took her off TV for a few months after WrestleMania last year.  She came back, gained a little weight (she's not fat, mind you, but chunkier then before), and her voice has this weird deep, raspy thing to it.

She has paralleled Triple H's growth since 2000. Its not a coincidence. They probably both have sex to Hunter's taped 'Mr Universe' archived competitions.

Yeah, HHH is just naming off poses while just pounding away at her. Not even looking at her.

[Guest El Satanico]

Whenever I see her now i hear the old Chef Boyardee tag line "mmmm Beeeefy" in my head.

 

She's always been a terrible on screen character and she continues to be terrible. The worse thing about her is her making faces and considering it acting.

[Guest treble charged]

Russo was between his first and second stints in WCW when Mae Young was running around topless and birthing hands. I don't really remember who was in charge then, but, other than the crap with Young, it was a pretty good product.

[Guest Frankie Williams]

Steph sounds like shes up to about 2 packs a day. Plus I dont like her new hairdo.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Steph sounds like shes up to about 2 packs a day. Plus I dont like her new hairdo.

Ugh, I know...the hair is just bugging me now a lot more then it should. She just doesn't look as good now as she use to.

[Guest Trivia247]

Steph's role on air is limited to what 3 segments.... HHH probably have a tantrum if he was relegated to only 3 spots per Raw without coming out or being seen backstage more than that.

 

I don't mind steph much in this limited compacity, and she is quite sexy regardless of weight or not. its also how one carries herself, not just the T&A

[Guest wwF1587]

i agree she has gotten a little "bigger" and that her voice should of been the thing that killed the aliens in the movie "MARS ATTACKS!" cause its annoying as hell but she is still pretty damn hot... that makes me hate HHH even more...

[Guest Banky]

Yeah, HHH is just naming off poses while just pounding away at her. Not even looking at her.

Its so true.

 

As if you couldn't imagine Triple H laying it into Stephanie while earily gazing at himself during the re-run of RAW every Monday night. I could. I also could imagine him brushing his air while giving it to her from behind.

 

And I think Gewitz was the doctor in the Mae Young skit who gave birth to the hand.

[Guest Trivia247]

Yeah, HHH is just naming off poses while just pounding away at her. Not even looking at her.

Its so true.

 

As if you couldn't imagine Triple H laying it into Stephanie while earily gazing at himself during the re-run of RAW every Monday night. I could. I also could imagine him brushing his air while giving it to her from behind.

 

And I think Gewitz was the doctor in the Mae Young skit who gave birth to the hand.

ok you all are scaring me with your imaging HHH banging Steph and spending your fantasy picturing what HHH is Doing. heh

[Guest AndrewTS]

And I think Gewitz was the doctor in the Mae Young skit who gave birth to the hand.

 

Oh, I thought you meant he wrote it.

 

This thread also depicts unwelcome peeks into likely scenarios of Steph and HHH's sex life. Apparently now they've invited Carrot Top for three ways since apparently HHH doesn't do foot fetish stuff.

 

Great, we're bound to see another 1-800-COLLECT guy holding the Big Gold Belt at this rate.

[Guest Banky]

And I think Gewitz was the doctor in the Mae Young skit who gave birth to the hand.

 

Oh, I thought you meant he wrote it.

 

This thread also depicts unwelcome peeks into likely scenarios of Steph and HHH's sex life. Apparently now they've invited Carrot Top for three ways since apparently HHH doesn't do foot fetish stuff.

 

Great, we're bound to see another 1-800-COLLECT guy holding the Big Gold Belt at this rate.

Well I think he also wrote it. I could be wrong. But I've always thought that.