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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Simply pushes CED over and watches him squirm in his armor, unable to get up.

Guest CED Ordonez
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Damn you, Zsasz! *instantly gets out of the armor somehow, and reaches off screen to retrieve his boomstick

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Points to Aquaman

 

 

"He did it."

Guest CED Ordonez
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*points his boomstick at Aquaman, who adamantly denies the allegation

*shrugs and casually shoots Aquaman in the chest seven times without reloading

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(sits with TRITEC in a private room wondering what all the fighting is about)

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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::Walks in the room, kicks Kotz's skinny raver ass and caresses my girl::

 

"Hail to the king, baby."

Guest CED Ordonez
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Meh, I just saw this thread turn into a battle royal and jumped in like I always do.

 

*does the obligatory TAKA face bump to eliminate himself

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(laughs at Zsasz having a TRITEC clone)

 

(leaves with the real deal)

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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::Kotz wakes up bruised, bloodied, still nursing a broken jaw.::

 

K: "I guess it was all a dream."

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(wonders what the hell Zsasz is tripping on)

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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I'm high on life, Kotz.

 

That and great sex, right Tritec?

Guest Kotzenjunge
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So you've named your right hand TRITEC? Hmm.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Hmm, the "oh TAG" reminds me, if you could get me Lita, TRITEC is yours with zero complaint.

Guest MrRant
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*Preforms the one and only SS Press on SP. Then proceeds kick SP in the nuts until he sings Kumbiya*

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::Refuses to sign Kumbaya. Rolls away and comes up with a vicious UPPERCUT to the Rantster::

Guest MrRant
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*No sell's SP's Blessed Uppercut and then goes for the dreaded Luftwaffe Missile Drop kick*

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::over-sells, and rolls through back to his feet before going for a SPEAR~!::

Guest MrRant
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*Sells the spear like Jesus on the cross... staggers up and punchs SP to the corner for the superplex*

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Hmm, the "oh TAG" reminds me, if you could get me Lita, TRITEC is yours with zero complaint.

I could set you two up.

 

 

Would she sleep with you? That I cannot promise.

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I always forget about the spear part of that.

 

::shoves Rant off the top before he can hit the 'plex and then hits a SPIDAHSAULT~!::

Guest MrRant
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Hmm, the "oh TAG" reminds me, if you could get me Lita, TRITEC is yours with zero complaint.

I could set you two up.

 

 

Would she sleep with you? That I cannot promise.

Eww.

Guest T®ITEC
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I cannot believe that someone would choose that skank Lita over me in an internet love feud. Now, i could understand, say, Steph or something... but the man-beast?

 

:huh:

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I cannot believe that someone would choose that skank Lita over me in an internet love feud. Now, i could understand, say, Steph or something... but the man-beast?

 

:huh:

Well *I* tried to romance you.

Guest evenflowDDT
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* Comes in and Rommels everyone*

 

* Can see what is being fought over and..... leaves*

 

The Desert Fox strikes AGAIN!

I don't get it.

 

And why must we always fight?

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Personally, I think it's Rant's way of saying he loves you.

 

 

Romantically.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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I cannot believe that someone would choose that skank Lita over me in an internet love feud. Now, i could understand, say, Steph or something... but the man-beast?

 

:huh:

You never expressed any interest, so I take what I can get.

 

Besides, I think Lita's hot, so booyah.

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