THE ANGLESAULT BIRTHDAY SPECTACULAR EXTRAVAGANZA~!

[Guest Anglesault]

To some, admittedly few, it's a day of much rejoice. To others, "March 2" might as well say "666." But, anyway you slice it, it's My Birthday, and my BIRTHDAY SPECTACULAR EXTRAVAGANZA~!

 

Birthday wishes, GHAST~! like death threats, self esteem killers, and mean spirited posts from other boards by people i thought I got along with can all go here! YAY FOR ME!

[Guest Kingpk]

::Has a naked Test pop out of the cake::

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Man, remember your last birthday?

 

 

I don't think you're gonna beat that this year.

[Guest Anglesault]

Do I know you?

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

That's not important. We're here to celebrate the anniversary of your birth!

 

 

Has it been 26 years? The time flies....

[Guest MaxPower27]

I got this in the mail from KURT ANGLE HIMSELF!!!

 

He asked me to give it to you.

 

 

 

 

Seriously, Happy Birthday!

[Guest AM The Kid]

Well, another year has gone by...such a shame.

You're a great poster, and the wind beneath my wings.

[Guest Anglesault]

and the wind beneath my wings.

DID I EVER TELL YOU I'M YOUR HER-O! I'M EVERYTHING YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD BE!

[Guest treble charged]

There's no way you're 26.

[Guest Anglesault]

Who the hell invited you?

[Guest treble charged]

I'm just saying what people are thinking.

[Guest bob_barron]

For your birthday I hope they ruin the Brock v. Angle feud.

 

Oh wait...

[Guest Anglesault]

And I didn't think you'd be able to do the

 

2003

-1977

 

math. Wonders will never cease. Now out damn spot!

[Guest SP-1]

Happy Birthday, Boss.

[Guest MaxPower27]

What are you going to do for your B-Day, AS?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

He's going to pretend he's 26.

 

Seriously, come on. There's no way. I mean, come on. He says "YAY!!" still.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Somehow I picture him in a bar, yelling about Brock Lesnar going over all the time, while the guys around him are rolling their eyes.

[Guest Anglesault]

He's going to pretend he's 26.

 

Seriously, come on. There's no way. I mean, come on. He says "YAY!!" still.

And you go to dances and play with batons. we all have quirks

[Guest SP-1]

He's going to pretend he's 26.

 

Seriously, come on. There's no way. I mean, come on. He says "YAY!!" still.

And you go to dances and play with batons. we all have quirks

HA!

 

 

::dances merrily back out of the thread::

[Guest T®ITEC]

The fact that AngleSault's birthday is a week before mine makes life worth living. Ah luv yew AngleSault.

[Guest razazteca]

Bah

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[Guest Anglesault]

Bahusuck?

[Guest razazteca]

5700 yeah me

 

I am done in my re-enacting some Anglesault's waist of bandwidth from the early days.

[Guest razazteca]

should I start with constant Lucha Libre mark overload methods?

 

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