THE ANGLESAULT BIRTHDAY SPECTACULAR EXTRAVAGANZA~!

[Guest Anglesault]

5700 yeah me

 

I am done in my re-enacting some Anglesault's waist of bandwidth from the early days.

I never did that

[Guest Flyboy]

How old is Anglesault now?

 

15?

[Guest razazteca]

5700 yeah me

 

I am done in my re-enacting some Anglesault's waist of bandwidth from the early days.

I never did that

but you would just post one word or just a smiley waisting a good thread in the WWE folder.

 

no AS this is my Chicken Pot Pie

[Guest Anglesault]

But it would always get the point across

[Guest CanadianChick]

Happy Birthday...wait a minute, you're 26? Christ allmighty, you're getting up there. I just hope I'm not complaining about wrestling angles in 10 years...

 

 

I kid, I kid! Happy Birthday.

[Guest Anglesault]

Happy Birthday...wait a minute, you're 26? Christ allmighty, you're getting up there.

Yep, like I say, just another year closer to death.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Aren't we the optimistic one? Wait a minute, it is *you* we are talking about...

[Guest Anglesault]

Being optimistic just sets yourself up for disappointment.

[Guest CanadianChick]

So if you set your standards low, then you will be sure to achieve them, right? Ever wonder why you have never been able to be above average in life AS? Hmm?

[Guest treble charged]

But you're ALWAYS dissappointed, anyway.

[Guest Anglesault]

But you're ALWAYS dissappointed, anyway.

Because The WWF manages to sink to my "Worst Possible Scenario" plateau EVERY WEEK.

 

So if you set your standards low, then you will be sure to achieve them, right?

 

That's the logic I'm trying to apply to the WWF. If I set my standards SO low, they HAVE to do better than the WCS. But they prove me wrong every week.

 

Honetly though, in "real life" while not quite an optimist, I'm not NEARLY as pessimistic as I am in anything WWF related.

[Guest treble charged]

See, but, for the most part, they're YOUR worst case scenarios. Not everyone has the same tastes as you. Some people like seeing the cowardly heels (Team Angle) get beat up by the screwed over at every turn face (Lesnar).

[Guest Anglesault]

See, but, for the most part, they're YOUR worst case scenarios. Not everyone has the same tastes as you. Some people like seeing the cowardly heels (Team Angle) get beat up by the screwed over at every turn face (Lesnar).

Yes, and some people like to eat raw meat. Doesn't make them right.

[Guest CanadianChick]

See, but, for the most part, they're YOUR worst case scenarios.  Not everyone has the same tastes as you.  Some people like seeing the cowardly heels (Team Angle) get beat up by the screwed over at every turn face (Lesnar).

Yes, and some people like to eat raw meat. Doesn't make them right.

Hey! Don't be dissing raw meat. Sometimes, you are that desperate for food, okay?

[Guest Anglesault]

See, but, for the most part, they're YOUR worst case scenarios.  Not everyone has the same tastes as you.  Some people like seeing the cowardly heels (Team Angle) get beat up by the screwed over at every turn face (Lesnar).

Yes, and some people like to eat raw meat. Doesn't make them right.

Hey! Don't be dissing raw meat. Sometimes, you are that desperate for food, okay?

(Assuming that this is some scary Canadian thing) But...why not you know, cook the meat?

 

And TC, while some people might like to see that, it's an ENORMOUS waste of Angle. More then that, it's just throwing away something that could have made money, and I'm pretty sure that more people like to see a feud where they have to wait to the very end to know the outcome.

[Guest treble charged]

You can also have the people who plunk down their money, knowing once and for all, Lesnar is finally going to kick the shit out of Angle win back the title.

 

Sometimes the appeal isn't seeing who's going to win, it's seeing how badly someone's going to be beat.

[Guest CanadianChick]

(Assuming that this is some scary Canadian thing) But...why not you know, cook the meat?

I got lost in the forest, and that squirrel looked so tasty! I couldn't start a fire and the meat was just there! I was so hungry...

 

Shit! Too much information..forget everything you just heard...

[Guest Anglesault]

You can also have the people who plunk down their money, knowing once and for all, Lesnar is finally going to kick the shit out of Angle win back the title.

 

Sometimes the appeal isn't seeing who's going to win, it's seeing how badly someone's going to be beat.

But you don't do that to the future of your company. It's basic business sense.

 

If you are a cookie maker, and you want to base your cookie company around your sugar and oatmeal cookie sales, do you run ads on TV saying that your sugar cookies are awesome, but your oatmeal cookies suck? That is a stupid thing to do.

 

If they are following basic logic and having Angle and lesnar as the future of the company, why would you make Angle look pathetic?

[Guest treble charged]

I don't think Angle does look pathetic, though. Sure, he doesn't look as strong as he could, but like countless people before me have said, he's not scooping dog shit. They don't even HAVE to have him in a high profile feud/match at Mania. Would you rather he go back to fighting Kane?

[Guest Anglesault]

Sure, he doesn't look as strong as he could, but like countless people before me have said, he's not scooping dog shit.

 

SO WHAT. SO WHAT?

 

So he's about a step and a half from the worst he can possibly look. He's Not THAT far from scooping dog shit, people. Is this really what this company has brought us down to? Just accepting something as long as it's not the worst thing we have ever seen?

 

Right now, I am reading the new Raw magazine. And I am absolutely convinced that something went horribly, horribly wrong with this feud. the magazine has almost 15 pages on the Brock/Angle feud, detailing both their histories, running parallels, comparing the amateur accomplishments against eachother, giving advantages both men will haver over each other, interviewing the two men and having them put eachother over, and generally building the feud up amazingly. The article is actually called "A Match Like No other."

 

What the HELL happened? How did this feud go from THAT to the disaster that it is now? And people, this was published January-ish. Obviously, SOMEONE had a great idea for a feud and had it all set up and ready to go by the new year, and someone ELSE decided to dcrap that for this steaming pile of horsehit. WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED?

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

The thing of it is, the Champion should not be made to look like the underdog, in Angle OR Jericho's case.

 

While this is certainly better than fighting Kane, and is admittedly better than Jericho's WM build-up, they chose to make Angle the Champion... so treat him like one.

 

Angle won the title with the help of a screwjob, off a man who was tossed around like a rag doll by Lesnar one month earlier and had then won the title through a screwjob of his own minutes later. THEN Angle was injured and kept out of action... by Lesnar. And since then Lesnar has gotten the better of Angle constantly, despite the addition of Benjamin and Haas. I mean, give Angle SOMETHING that'll build drama and danger going into WM, to make the pay-off of the face triumphing over the heel that much sweeter and get the fans more rabid.

[Guest SP-1]

OldSchool summed it up well. The underdog role has been reversed. Basically instead of a good storyline where we want the face to win . . . he wins every week. He'll just keep winning until he finally gets a match at Mania where the belt is actually involved and he'll likely win again.

 

I'm excited. So excited that I watched 30 minutes of SD! this past Thursday and then took a shower and went to Waffle House.

 

Know what's sad? I'm more interested in Booker/HHH than I am in Brock/Angle.

[Guest Anglesault]

You know, I would kill to be in that production meeting.

 

Person One: Okay, so for Lesnar/Angle, we'll be detailing both their histories, running parallels, comparing the amateur accomplishments against eachother, giving advantages both men will haver over each other, interviewing the two men and having them put eachother over, and generally building the feud up amazingly

 

Person Two: Nah, Actually, the feud last year would have worked if not for Jericho. Have Brock go over every single week and then win the belt. That's money.

 

And like two or three people had to agree with this man!

[Guest SP-1]

Vince: Okay now, we need a major, money making angle for Wrestlemania.

 

Writer: Angle . . . angle . . . hm . . . YES! THAT'S IT! ANGLE!

 

Vince: What on Earth are you blabbering about?

 

Writer: We'll throw the WWE Strap on Angle, and let Brock Lesnar whip him most every week. Throw in a few developmental guys too . . .

 

JR: There are a couple ' bright young kids with big futures . . . Hass and Benjamin, I think.

 

Vince: YES! I see it now! Call those kids up. We'll but the WWE Tag Titles on 'em, pair 'em with Kurt, and let Brock run wild all over them until Mania where he can finish the job! I Love It! It's like Hulkamania --

 

JR: BROCKAMANIA!

 

Vince: YES, Brockamania! I love it! Do it immediately.

 

Paul Heyman: Uh, Vince . . . what about fan expectations going into Mania?

 

Vince: What do you mean, Paul?

 

Heyman: I mean, uh, well, don't you want some anticipation?

 

Vince: What the hell do you mean? They'll be anticipating Brock winning the title, since from the previous weeks of Brock owning of Team Angle -- I like that, we'll run with it -- it'll be made apparent that he will win at WrestleMania. THAT'S ANTICIPATION.

 

Heyman: (stares blankly) I quit.

[Guest Anglesault]

That would be bizarre enough, but they chose to do the good angle and then chose not to why?

[Guest SP-1]

You must realize. When you walk into Titan Towers, you cross into a whole other pocket universe of sorts. Logical brain wave patterns are forced to change direction, often times going in complete reverse, or being muddled into something that is like the mangled remains of what was once logical thought. This, my friend, is WWE Logic.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I just call that Bizarro World. Either that or Titan Towers actually sits on top of an Indian burial ground.

[Guest SP-1]

I just call that Bizarro World.  Either that or Titan Towers actually sits on top of an Indian burial ground.

I'd mark out if everyone had to evacuate because the ghosts of various careers and pushes were making it implode itself into nothing.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

I just call that Bizarro World.  Either that or Titan Towers actually sits on top of an Indian burial ground.

I'd mark out if everyone had to evacuate because the ghosts of various careers and pushes were making it implode itself into nothing.

heh

[Guest Angle-plex]

See, but, for the most part, they're YOUR worst case scenarios.  Not everyone has the same tastes as you.  Some people like seeing the cowardly heels (Team Angle) get beat up by the screwed over at every turn face (Lesnar).

Yes, and some people like to eat raw meat. Doesn't make them right.

On behalf of Anglesault and the OAOAST, I hearby apologize to all raw meat eaters out there. Anglesault and the OAOAST has nothing against raw meat eaters, and we hope to have some [raw meat eaters] join the OAOAST in the future.