It's My birthday and I'll Fire if I want to

[Guest Anglesault]

Yes, as leader of the OAOAST, on my birthday, can fire whoever the fuck I want for no real reason. (Tony, you really should have gone over the contract, this job rocks.) So, unless by the end of the day, the following people impress me, they are canned.

 

Mario

Superstar

Agnes

Kotz

That guy whose name escapes me now because I can't be bothered to pay attention to the undercard, damnit, Zack, help me out here.

 

That is all.

[Guest Tony149]

Yes, as leader of the OAOAST, on my birthday, can fire whoever the fuck I want for no real reason. (Tony, you really should have gone over the contract, this job rocks.)

Hey, I still own more OAOAST stock than anybody else, and I have a spot on the Board of Directors. Don't forget: everybody seemed to like me, even those who were outspoken. You on the other hand... well, I wouldn't be surprised if people started revolting against you.

 

Oh, yeah... Happy Birthday!

[Guest Anglesault]

Then they'll all be FIRED~!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

you're the greatest AS

 

::thanks God he wasn't on the list::

 

PLEASE BAN AGNES!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Since I wasn't here last night...

 

::Hires Edge and Christian to play the birthday song on Kazoos for AS.::

[Guest Hot NewzWIRE~!]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGLESAULT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

 

Notice I did not typo OCNE whemn I sent u your're birthday MESAGE~!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Yes, as leader of the OAOAST, on my birthday,  can fire whoever the fuck I want for no real reason. (Tony, you really should have gone over the contract, this job rocks.) So, unless by the end of the day, the following people impress me, they are canned.

 

Mario

Superstar

Agnes

Kotz

That guy whose name escapes me now because I can't be bothered to pay attention to the undercard, damnit, Zack, help me out here.

 

That is all.

::Goes on Postal Worker type shooting spree, causing no damage or injuries, except to Hot Newz::

[Guest The Superstar]

I impressed you, right Anglesault? I mean, it took me an hour to compile that handy Pay-per-view history thread, and I even copied your BEST promo EVER!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(sings)

 

"I'm still standing..."

[Guest Anglesault]

Bah. You're all still employed.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

(sings)

 

"I'm still standing..."

From what song? "Crosseyed and Painless" by talking Heads?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Nope, the Flaming Remix, otherwise known as the Elton John song.

[Guest The Superstar]

Plus, Popick says my sig is kewl.

[Guest The Superstar]

You know what's worse? Popick's sig.

 

I'd be embarrassed to put that picture in my signature.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Jesus Popick, your sig is HUGE now.

[Guest The Superstar]

But his "POPPA" is also HUGE, so the relationship is now complete.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

How old is Sault now? 12? 13?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::The Dungeon of Doom attacks CWM,a dn leaves him for dead::

 

Hey CWM, how are you doing? Oh yeah I have more guys than before.