OAOAST Pay Per View History~!

[Guest The Superstar]

This is to look back on YOUR~ PPV record, and for the n00bs to check out the AWESOME~ history of the greatest e-fed ever, the OAOAST.

 

AngleMania

April 26, 2002

 

The Faces of Fear d. The Triple H World Order (Triple H, Kane, Bradshaw) in a No-Sell Match

 

OAOAST Tag Team Championship: D'Lo and Caboose d. Bradshaw and Albert

 

OAOAST Hardcore Championship: CobainWasMurdered d. Edge. Due to a pre-match stipulation, the Spear was BANNED~ from the OAOAST forever (heh, I'm sure THAT stipulation held through)

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Anglesault d. Triple H ©

 

Anglepalooza

May 3, 2002

 

Pre-Game: Big Poppa Popick d. Big McLargeHuge in a Glass Ceiling Ladder Match

 

EvenflowDDT d. Zack Malibu

 

Cage Match: Mario Logan d. Angle-plex

 

In a 2 Fall Match for the HardKore & Intercontinental Championships: The Sole Survivor d. CWM to win the Hardcore Title; CWM d. The Sole Survivor to win the IC Title (Angle-plex was the guest referee)

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Anglesault © d. Treble Charged (CWM was the guest referee)

 

Someguy d. Alfdogg & Caboose in a Triple Threat Match

 

Jason & The Head of Mrs. Voorhees d. The Hart Foundation

 

The Sole Survivor wins the 30 man Royal Rumble to earn a title shot at AngleSlam, last eliminating Anglesault.

 

AngleSlam

May 26, 2002

 

Pre-Game: THE SUPERSTAR~! d. The Zodiac

 

HardKore Title Tournament, Semi-Final (winner of final faces TSS): EvenflowDDT d. Sandman9000

 

Jason d. Vader

 

HardKore Title Tournament, Semi-Final: Treble Charged d. Mario Logan

 

Rikishi d. Pennywise

 

HardKore Title Tournament, Finals: EvenflowDDT d. Treble Charged

 

HardKore Title: EvenflowDDT d. The Sole Survivor ©

 

Hell In A Cell: Caboose d. Angle-plex

 

Intercontinental Championship: Alfdogg d. CWM ©

 

Wargames~!: Caboose wins, forcing Big Poppa Popick to submit to an STF. Therefore, Caboose earned a World Championship title shot at the Great Angle Bash.

 

Stairway to Heaven Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Anglesault © d. The Sole Survivor.

 

The Great Angle Bash

June 16, 2002

 

Pre-Game: OAOAST Television Championship: Mystery Eskimo © d. Risk.

 

OAOAST Tag Team Title Tournament Semi-Finals (IntenseZone bracket): In Crowd (Zack Malibu & EvenflowDDT) d. Deadly Alliance (Big Poppa Popick & Alfdogg)

 

Treble Charged and Molly compete in an Evening Gown Contest (Part 1 of 3) for the Miss OAOAST title.

 

No-DQ, Hair vs. Hair: Big McLargeHuge d. The Sole Survivor

 

OAOAST Tag Team Title Tournament Semi-Finals (HeldDOWN! Bracket): aWo 4 EVA~ (CWM and Some Guy) d. The Odd Couple (Mystery Eskimo & Treble Charged)

 

Tower of Doom: Sandman and Green Mist d. The Dungeon of Doom

 

Treble Charged and Molly compete in a Special Talents Contest (2 of 3) for Miss OAOAST (for those interested, Molly knows everything about Sri Lanka, and Treble Charged can sing and dance to the YMCA)

 

HardKore/IC Unification Match to crown the OAOAST United States Champion: Alfdogg d. EvenflowDDT

 

Miss OAOAST Finals: Bikini Contest. After all voting...TREBLE CHARGED WINS~!

 

OAOAST Tag Team Title Tournament, Finals: aWo 4 EVA~ d. The In Crowd

 

Job vs. Career: Big Poppa Popick d. Angle-plex (unjust~!)

 

OAOAST World Championship, Prince of Darkness Match: Caboose d. Anglesault ©

 

Beach Brawl

July 14, 2002

 

OAOAST TV Championship: Mystery Eskimo d. Reject

 

Tire Iron on a Pole match for the OAOAST Tag Team Championship: Generation Never & Green Mist d. aWo 4 EVA~! ©

 

Staple Gun Scramble Caribbean Death Match: Sandman9000 d. The Superstar

 

OAOAST United States Championship: Alfdogg © d. EvenflowDDT

 

ALL AMERICAN BOY~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! d. Big Poppa Popick. Due to Pre-match stipulation, Angle-plex is reinstated, and the aWo gets 5 minutes alone with BPP (duh, everyone knew AAB was Angle-plex under a mask~! How silly!)

 

Treble Charged d. Anglesault (and for the sheer greatness of it, here's Anglesault's pre-match promo)

 

T is for all the little boys you touch

 

R is for the young men you run around with

 

E is for how excited Kiddie porn gets you.

 

B is for the baby oil you use on unwilling participants.

 

L is for your habit of licking genitals

 

E is for what an enormous pedophile you are.

 

C is for how men make you cu... DAMNIT COLE, stop drooling!

 

L is for the lovin' you give to minors.

 

E is for all the erotic positions you take.

 

F is for how "friendly" you are with four year olds.

 

And Finally...

 

T is for the HUGE ASS KICKING I AM GIVING YOU TONIGHT!

 

In a 2/3 Falls Match for the OAOAST World Championship, Zack Malibu d. Caboose © 2 falls to 1 (CONTROVERSY~)

 

Ashes II Ashes

August 11, 2002

 

200 Lightbulbs Deathmatch: EvenflowDDT d. Sandman9000

 

OAOAST Tag Team Titles: Generation Never & Green Mist © d. Some Guy & The Sole Survivor

 

Four-Way Elimination X-Title Championship Match: No Disqualification, No Count-Outs: The Superstar d. Naz Mistry, Thunderkid, & Reject

 

No DQ Handicap Match: Anglesault d. Treble Charged & CWM

 

OAOAST US TV Championship, Inferno Match: Mystery Eskimo © d. JINGUS

 

FLAMING~ Casket Match: Big Poppa Popick d. Angle-plex (GO FIGURE~!!!!)

 

OAOAST World Heavweight Championship: Alfdogg © d. Zack Malibu

 

Excessive Force

September 15, 2002

 

2/3 Falls Match for the OAOAST X Championship: The Superstar © d. Big Poppa Popick (CHEATING~ of course, since Popick can't lose cleanly!)

 

Triple Threat Match, Winner gets a shot at the OAOAST US TV Title: Angle-plex d. EvenflowDDT & Tim Dillon

 

OAOAST US TV Championship: Big Poppa Popick © d. Mystery Eskimo

 

4 Way TLC Match for the OAOAST Tag Team Titles: Green Mist & Naz Mistry © d. Jingus/Eskimo, Thunderkid/Reject, and Some Guy/The Sole Survivor

 

OAOAST World Championship: CWM d. Alfdogg © via DQ. Due to prematch stipulations, the Title could change hands on a DQ, so CWM won the Championship (Zack Malibu was the guest referee)

 

Doomsday

October 27, 2002

 

OAOAST X-Title King of the Deathmatch, Opening Round: Barbed Wire Boards and Bats: The Superstar d. Naz Mistry & Thunderkid

 

DeathKore Tables Match: Sandman9000 d. JINGUS & Green Mist

 

Carpet Tack Strips & Bed of Mouse Traps: EvenflowDDT d. Angle-plex & Reject

 

Barbed Wire Ladder & Bed of Thumbtacks: Big Poppa Popick d. Alfdogg & Mystery Eskimo

 

Barbed Wire Ropes, Staple Gun, Thumbtack Bat, Panes of Glass: The Superstar d. Sandman9000 (however, Superstar is attacked, can't participate in next match, SCREWJOB~)

 

Double Hell 4 Corners of Hell Bucket of Salt (?): EvenflowDDT d. Big Poppa Popick

 

OAOAST North American Championship: Angle-plex d. Big Poppa Popick © AGNES OWNS YOUR ASS POPICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

No Rope EXPLODING Barbed Wire, C4 Barbed Wire Boards, Lightbulb Log Cabins, Barbed Wire Boards, No Time Limit: Finals for the OAOAST X-Title King of the Deathmatch Tournament: EvenflowDDT d. Sandman9000

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Anglesault d. CobainWasMurdered ©

 

BreakDOWN

November 24, 2002

 

Alfdogg DRAW Bowser Logan

 

3 Stages of Hell for the X Championship: The Golem © and The Superstar don't have a match with some ghey reason I don't even want to get into~!

 

North American Championship: Angle-plex © d. Naz Mistry

 

OAOAST Tag Team Titles: The Miracle Weirdness Connection © d. Los Infernales~!

 

2/3 Falls, No DQ: Thunderkid d. Reject

 

OAOAST World Championship 6-Pack Challenge Match: Anglesault © d. Tony "The Body", CWM, Zack Malibu, Angle-plex, and Big Poppa Popick (Alfdogg was the guest referee)

 

Bloody, Battered, and Beaten

December 29, 2002

 

Double Tables Match for the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles: The MWC © d. Los Infernales

 

OAOAST X Championship: The Golem/EvenflowDDT © d. Reject

 

Grudge Match: Caboose d. Naz Mistry

 

Hell In A Cell: Zack Malibu d. CWM (Green Mist was the guest referee)

 

OAOAST North American Championship: Thunderkid d. Angle-plex © (CONTROVERSY~!)

 

Christmas Deathmatch: Sandman9000 d. Alfdogg

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Anglesault © DRAW The Superstar when both men's shoulders were pinned when the 3 count was made.

 

Last Man Standing, 60-Minute Time Limit: Tony "The Body" DRAW Big Poppa Popick (time limit draw)

 

AnglePalooza

January 26, 2003

 

Brockk Ausstin d. Y2Jailbait

 

OAOAST X Championship: Reject d. EvenflowDDT ©

 

OAOAST North American Championship: Thunderkid d. Angle-plex ©

 

Tag Team Championship, Gauntlet: BPP/Zack Malibu d. The MWC via DQ; BPP/Zack d. Greenmist/Naz Mistry; Los Infernales d. BPP/Zack; CWM & Sandman9000 d. Los Infernales to win the Tag Team Titles.

 

Euthanasia Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Anglesault © d. The Superstar

 

Angle-plex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wins the OAOAST Royal Rumble, last eliminating Zack Malibu to earn a shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship at AngleMania II!!!

 

ZERO HOUR

February 23, 2003

 

::Lots of GHEY~ DoD stuff::

 

EvenflowDDT d. Alfdogg

 

OAOAST X Championship: Reject © d. Mr. ZsasZ

 

Barbed Wire TLC Match for the #1 Contendership: The MWC d. Los Infernales

 

The Purist d. The Iraqi Attacker

 

WarGames~!! Team OAOAST d. Team aWo when Zack Malibu forced Angle-plex to surrender. Due to pre-match stipulations, the aWo is GONE~ forever~!

 

AngleMania II

March 30, 2003

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Anglesault © d. Angle-plex

 

JINGUS d. Mario Logan

 

K-Ness d. Undisputed

 

Number 1 Contender Match: Big Poppa Popick d. Alfdogg

 

Brock Ausstin d. Y2Jailbait

 

Boogie Knights 2k3 d. Dream Machines

 

OAOAST North American Television Championship: Andrew Hyland d. Thunderkid ©

 

OAOAST X Championship: ZsasZ d. Reject ©

 

Puerto Rican Lightning d. The Mad Cappa & Naz Mistry

 

The scheduled Sandman vs. Purist match was declared a no contest after Sandman QUIT the OAOAST

 

Career vs. Respect Match: The Superstar d. Tony "The Body". Due to prematch stipulation, Tony was forced to retire.

 

Stairway to Oblivion Match for the OAOAST Tag Team Championship: Los Infernales d. The Mystery Weirdness Connection

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Zack Malibu d. Anglesault ©

 

Living Angleously

April 27, 2003

 

Orion d. Big Poppa Popick via submission.

 

OAOAST North American Championship: Andrew Hyland © d. Puerto Rican Lightning by DQ.

 

Featured Attraction d. The Mystery Weirdness Connection when Shooter Jay pins Mystery Eskimo.

 

OAOAST Tag Team Championship: Los Infernales © d. The I.O.U.

 

Shooter Jay d. The Mad Cappa

 

Crystal d. Black Widow

 

Shattered Dreams d. The Parka

 

Paul Stanley d. Mongoose Foshi

 

OAOAST X Championship: The Purist d. Angle-plex ©

 

Anglesault d. K-Money

 

Some Guy d. The Superstar in a Cage Match

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Zack Malibu © and EvenflowDDT went to a no-contest.

Edited May 24, 2003 by The Superstar

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

HelpFul Main Event Guide of Wins/Losses

 

Notations made for interesting stuff

 

In order of precent (wins/total matches)

 

 

 

 

1. Caboose 5-1

2. AngleSault 7-2-1

3. Superstar 6-2-1

4. Zack 5-3

5. Sandman 5-4

6. BPP 6-6-2

7. CWM 4-4-2

8. Alfdogg 2-3-2

9. Angle-Plex 5-9

10. Tony the Body 0-1-1

 

Most PPV Matches

Tie: Big Poppa Popick/AnglePlex (14)

Least PPV Matches

Tony the Body (2)

Longest Winning Streak

Superstar (4) Angle-Slam to Beach Brawl

Longest Losing Streak

Angle-Plex (3)Angle-Slam to Beach Bash

[Guest caboose]

AngleMania

April 26, 2002

 

D'Lo and Caboose d. Bradshaw and Albert

 

 

Beach Brawl

July 14, 2002

 

In a 2/3 Falls Match for the OAOAST World Championship, Zack Malibu d. Caboose ?2 falls to 1 (CONTROVERSY~)

The first match was actually for the OAOAST Tag Team championships of the world.

 

In the second match the decision was reversed, and I actually won this match as Popick has rightly counted in his table of results.

[Guest The Superstar]

Longest Winning Streak

Superstar (6) Angle-Slam to AnglePalooza

Incorrect, sir. I lost to Sandman at Beach Brawl in July.

[Guest Angle-plex]

9. Angle-Plex 5-9

 

[Guest The Superstar]

BUMP~! Since I edited in AngleMania II results.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Add to AM 2:

 

OAOAST F13 Title Match: Orion def. Big Poppa Popick (no-show, as he was wrestling at another arena)

[Guest The Superstar]

Add to AM 2:

 

OAOAST F13 Title Match: Orion def. Big Poppa Popick (no-show, as he was wrestling at another arena)

But that doesn't COUNT~

[Guest Angle-plex]

Add to AM 2:

 

OAOAST F13 Title Match: Orion def. Big Poppa Popick (no-show, as he was wrestling at another arena)

But that doesn't COUNT~

It normally wouldn't count, but this is going against Popick's record, so PUT IT IN~!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

if it counts, then his ass is jobbing to me twice to make up for it~!!!

 

j/k

 

actually, dont count it..were going to have a real match at the next ppv =)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I don't think Orion has earned a shot at the established guys.

[Guest The Superstar]

actually, dont count it..were going to have a real match at the next ppv =)

Damn it Popick, you spoil *EVERYTHING*!

[Guest The Superstar]

I don't think Orion has earned a shot at the established guys.

How, exactly, have you?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I don't think Orion has earned a shot at the established guys.

How, exactly, have you?

I didn't say I had.

 

It was a joke. You're such a retard, Supershit.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I don't think Orion has earned a shot at the established guys.

How, exactly, have you?

I didn't say I had.

Wait, you're feuding with me~!

 

Oh.........

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I don't think Orion has earned a shot at the established guys.

How, exactly, have you?

I didn't say I had.

Wait, you're feuding with me~!

 

Oh.........

Agnes, you're cooler than the ESTABLISHED guys, you're AP. They'd kiss your ass to get five good minutes from you. We're feuding so you can prove once again why you're so generous to the newbies.

 

Damn straight.

[Guest The Superstar]

I don't think Orion has earned a shot at the established guys.

How, exactly, have you?

I didn't say I had.

Wait, you're feuding with me~!

 

Oh.........

Agnes, you're cooler than the ESTABLISHED guys, you're AP. They'd kiss your ass to get five good minutes from you. We're feuding so you can prove once again why you're so generous to the newbies.

 

Damn straight.

You're acting like he's the only one that puts over new guys.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I don't think Orion has earned a shot at the established guys.

How, exactly, have you?

I didn't say I had.

Wait, you're feuding with me~!

 

Oh.........

Agnes, you're cooler than the ESTABLISHED guys, you're AP. They'd kiss your ass to get five good minutes from you. We're feuding so you can prove once again why you're so generous to the newbies.

 

Damn straight.

You're acting like he's the only one that puts over new guys.

What are you talking about? I put over EVERYBODY~!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I don't think Orion has earned a shot at the established guys.

How, exactly, have you?

I didn't say I had.

Wait, you're feuding with me~!

 

Oh.........

Agnes, you're cooler than the ESTABLISHED guys, you're AP. They'd kiss your ass to get five good minutes from you. We're feuding so you can prove once again why you're so generous to the newbies.

 

Damn straight.

You're acting like he's the only one that puts over new guys.

What are you talking about? I put over EVERYBODY~!

Actually, I don't think you've ever put over me AP... hmmmmm.... and given today's date, now's as good a time as any...

[Guest Angle-plex]

::lets Evenflow pin him::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

counts the pinfall...

 

1...2...3!!!

 

then BPP runs over and gets a pinfall as well, cause its agnes~!

[Guest Angle-plex]

::no-sells popick's attempt to be funny::

 

::pins popick::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

jobs to agnes

[Guest Some Guy]

Hey Superstar, where was the quote in your sig from? I vaguely remember that.

 

BTW, a little OAOAST trivia.

 

Who came up with the name "LIVING ANGLEOUSLY"?

 

And who put it over enough to get it used?

[Guest The Superstar]

It's from the May 23rd edition of HeldDOWN...CWM wrote it as an anti-IZ commercial, and with the brands starting, I thought it was appropriate.

[Guest Some Guy]

You didn't answer the trivia question.

 

I came up with it. ::feels cool for a few seconds::

 

Big was the first to put it over and Tony begrudgingly agreed to go along with it.

 

::SG and Big own all::

[Guest caboose]

::SG and Big own all::

Correction, I own all, you guys just rent from me.

[Guest Some Guy]

Point taken. Can you drop the price though? I'm a little starpped for cash and can't handle losing any of my ownage.

[Guest caboose]

Anything for you SG, but you do still owe me foour weeks worth of rent. I might have to keep your deposit for good.

[Guest Some Guy]

::Opens wallet and moths fly out::

 

::cries::