Guest JMA Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Today is my birthday. I'm 18 and finally an adult. Yay for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Happy Birthday. Now go buy some porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted March 3, 2003 *thorws streamer* Yay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Now you can legally buy tobacco products. Do what I did on my 18th birthday: Buy a few packs of cigarettes and a couple of cigars and smoke until your skin turns a light shade of gray. Man...I wish I could turn 18 every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted March 3, 2003 One milestone down. Now you can probably get a fake ID and pass for 21. Hope your birthday is a good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Now you can't pick up on 12 year olds anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted March 3, 2003 when you're 16 you want the fake 18 ID to buy porn when you're 18 you want the fake 21 ID to buy booze when you're 21 you want the fake 65 ID for seniors discounts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted March 3, 2003 its my birthday today as well!!!!!!! i'm 16 but i won't be buying any porn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 3, 2003 its my birthday today as well!!!!!!! i'm 16 but i won't be buying any porn How come? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Pretty soon you kids will be too old to play with your Uncle Cannon anymore. Happy Birthday anyway!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 3, 2003 That man disturbs me. He has hungry eyes. Hmm, that reminds me of a song... (listens to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted March 3, 2003 its my birthday today as well!!!!!!! i'm 16 but i won't be buying any porn How come? id rather buy alcohol. plus, porn is overrated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 3, 2003 its my birthday today as well!!!!!!! i'm 16 but i won't be buying any porn How come? id rather buy alcohol. plus, porn is overrated Good enough for me. Happy Birthday, WJM. Go get shitfaced! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted March 3, 2003 its my birthday today as well!!!!!!! i'm 16 but i won't be buying any porn How come? id rather buy alcohol. plus, porn is overrated Good enough for me. Happy Birthday, WJM. Go get shitfaced! well appreciated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted March 3, 2003 No one buys porn anymore. The internet has made paying for porn obsolete. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted March 4, 2003 Happy birthday to Dreamer, WelshJerichoMark and Hot Newz Wire~! Hope you're all getting your party on tonight. Lubbins all around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
that1870sguy 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2003 The kids these days don't even have to buy porn, they can just download it for free. Back in my day before the Internet, we made do with scrambled porn, and we loved it! We couldn't tell if it was a breast or a thigh, but we creamed ourselves at the sound of an erotic moan or some good dirty talking (ie any Jeanna Fine scene). I tell you, the kids these days haven't paid their dues when it comes to pornography. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HurriShane 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2003 Well since it's your 18th birthday, I got two words for you: STRIP CLUB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted March 5, 2003 The kids these days don't even have to buy porn, they can just download it for free. Back in my day before the Internet, we made do with scrambled porn, and we loved it! We couldn't tell if it was a breast or a thigh, but we creamed ourselves at the sound of an erotic moan or some good dirty talking (ie any Jeanna Fine scene). I tell you, the kids these days haven't paid their dues when it comes to pornography. It's funny cuz it's true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted March 5, 2003 Wow. Crand is actually using my quote. Coolness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
