Console Anglesault Thread

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Hey, this glass if still half-full to me. Benoits title run ain't far away! What?! He's better then Angle anyways......

 

Also, why are we consoling AS? Because he has Angle in his name? The fucker bitches about Angle more then he praises him.

[Guest Anglesault]

for those of you who have been around long enough, you should know that this was anglesault's wish for the longest time. angle getting injured prevents him from getting embarassed every week.

Good point. Although now isn't nearly as bad as it was in the Spring. Hopefully when he gets back, he'll be pushed as a threat instead of a walking joke.

 

 

Fat chance.

 

Also, why are we consoling AS? Because he has Angle in his name? The fucker bitches about Angle more then he praises him.

 

Please tell me, sir, what I was supposed to be happy about lately? They have fallen right back into their ANGLE SUCKS, HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT booking strategy. But for a month, it was quite good.

[Guest Austin3164life]

After reading today's news, all I have to say it that it sucks to be Anglesault right now (being a huge Angle mark myself).

[Guest goodhelmet]

goodhelmet back from the dead and just steps all over AS!!

 

 

Damn, where've you been goodhelmet?

i've been around. i just haven't had the time or desire to post 100 messages a day on the messageboard.

 

as for stepping on AS, i was just pointing out fact rather than attacking him. i was dead serious. AS should be happier than a pig in shit at this point in time. if it was up to him, angle would just leave, never to be seen again, and AS would have that Steve Blackman feud to help heal the wounds. if you can't look forward to the future, you can always look to the past.

 

btw, DA, did you ever get an AOL name?

[Guest Dangerous A]

I didn't get an AOL name. Most of my posting comes from work and they have firewalls that prevent us from having messengers. I have MSN messenger on my girlfriend's PC, but I rarely post from there.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*Runs in and KO's GoodHelmet with the defunct European Title and hits a SaultSault in honor of Anglesault before running away*

 

Tradition Baby~!

[Guest Anglesault]

*Runs in and KO's GoodHelmet with the defunct European Title and hits a SaultSault in honor of Anglesault before running away*

 

Tradition Baby~!

Wow, Vintage Anglesault.

[Guest Silence]

Kurt is the coolest wrestler in pro wrestling right now. Too bad he has to step back for a year.

I hope they push Jamie Noble.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Keep hoping 'cause it ain't happening.

[Guest SP-1]

Knoble? As in . . . Knoble in the Main Event?

 

::chuckles to himself::

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

That would own. OWN ALL~!

[Guest Goodear]

Dearest AS,

 

This is what happens when you laugh at the injuries of other wrestlers. The next day, your favorite ends up going down for twice as long. And although I am sad that Angle won't be able to entertain for quite some time, I am glad that you might stop whining about his mistreatment for a while. Or will the bitching begin as no updates take place on WWE TV regarding Kurt's condition three months from now? I just hope this all leads to a very comfortable silence.

 

Thank you,

Mark Goodhart

 

PS: Cena still can't work a lick

[Guest Anglesault]

Dearest AS,

 

This is what happens when you laugh at the injuries of other wrestlers. Thank you,

Mark Goodhart

I never did that.

 

I am glad that you might stop whining about his mistreatment for a while.

 

So am I. A bright side.

 

Or will the bitching begin as no updates take place on WWE TV regarding Kurt's condition three months from now?

 

I ask that he gets what HHH got nothing more.

[Guest bob_barron]

Dearest AS,

 

This is what happens when you laugh at the injuries of other wrestlers.  Thank you,

Mark Goodhart

I never did that.

 

I am glad that you might stop whining about his mistreatment for a while.

 

So am I. A bright side.

 

Or will the bitching begin as no updates take place on WWE TV regarding Kurt's condition three months from now?

 

I ask that he gets what HHH got nothing more.

Didn't you laugh about the injuries to Evolution?

[Guest Goodear]

Yes indeed. RNN Update thread about the third post in Anglesault lights up about fourteen smilies in a row. Sort of makes me believe in Karma.

[Guest Anglesault]

Dearest AS,

 

This is what happens when you laugh at the injuries of other wrestlers.  Thank you,

Mark Goodhart

I never did that.

 

I am glad that you might stop whining about his mistreatment for a while.

 

So am I. A bright side.

 

Or will the bitching begin as no updates take place on WWE TV regarding Kurt's condition three months from now?

 

I ask that he gets what HHH got nothing more.

Didn't you laugh about the injuries to Evolution?

Of course I did. Those were funny. But I never laughed at an injury to an actual wrestler. Just whatever you wanna call that crap Orton and Batista try to pass off as acceptable.

[Guest Goodear]

SO the official translation is that...

 

Hello my name is Anglesault and I'm a huge fucking prick who believes that injuries should befall people who aren't in the top five workers in the industry. Yes... all of them. Because I am a fucking dimwit thats why. No I don't understand that you need more than five people in a wrestling federation. No I don't understand that I've declared about everyone in the World a sucky worker. No I don't have the ability to think.

 

Thank you

[Guest crandamaniac]

for those of you who have been around long enough, you should know that this was anglesault's wish for the longest time. angle getting injured prevents him from getting embarassed every week.

 

don't send your sympathy cards to AS but your 'Congratulations... your wish came true' cards.

Why oh why can't his favorite have been HHH then?

 

oh, and to console AS...

 

*sends AS some strippers that strip to Angle's Music*

[Guest nl5xsk1]

Yes indeed. RNN Update thread about the third post in Anglesault lights up about fourteen smilies in a row. Sort of makes me believe in Karma.

pissed off that someone beat me to the punch by pointing out the KARMA.

 

Maybe we can get Kanyon to sing more Boy George songs ... like maybe Karma Kamelean.

[Guest Anglesault]

SO the official translation is that...

 

Hello my name is Anglesault and I'm a huge fucking prick who believes that injuries should befall people who aren't in the top five workers in the industry.

They don't want to put on a good match, I want them the fuck off my TV. They are not being paid all that money to put on shitfests, and I don't enjoy my money to the company so they can return the favor by giving me terrible matches.

 

And it's not the "top five workers" It's people who go out there week after week and put on bad match after bad match after bad match. Batista and Orton couldn't/refused to improve, so I was glad they are off my TV. I never wish career ending injuries on anyone, and I have NEVER said "Oh, I hope he drives off a cliff or snaps his neack next time he goes out there and sucks" I just wish them off my TV.

 

. No I don't understand that you need more than five people in a wrestling federation.

 

How is that? there are plenty of people who don't SUCK that can fill their places. I don't demand perfection, but I expect that you should at some point or another have a good match.

 

No I don't understand that I've declared about everyone in the World a sucky worker.

 

No, just the guys who go out there and consistently fail to impress.