Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 So some asswipe bumped into my parked fucking car, knocking off my right sideview mirror, and leaving a nice fucking dent right around the tire. Allow me to vent: a'osdrhigagn napeior g ERP gre9 ]0jeg] r a oisphbnhoti[nbs['tib"S{th89bs'gkbm
Guest RenegadeX28 Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 I say take HUGE revenge. Drop a HUGE FUCKING pile of bricks on his car if you ever find that guy's car.
Guest Kinetic Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Damn. You know, I had a similar experience recently. I put my keys in the ignition, turned them, and the car hesitated for a brief moment before starting and, as always, running smooth as a rhapsody. God, I love my unblemished car. Actually, I guess that's not all that similar.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 I say take HUGE revenge. Drop a HUGE FUCKING pile of bricks on his car if you ever find that guy's car. A lovely idea, but I'm completely in the dark here. There were no witnesses as far as I know, and, though I went to the campus police (this happened at school), it's not gonna do me much good. Finding whomever would require more effort than it's gonna be worth to them, most likely. EDIT: Hey Kinetic, you have no direction in life. You have your car, though.
Guest Kinetic Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 That was below the belt, man. And, anyway, I do have a direction in life. Down and down and down.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Guest LooseCannon Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Too bad about your car. You should get drunk and then beat the shit out of someone weaker than you. It'll make you feel better.
Guest crandamaniac Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 As a fellow victim of a hit and run (mine happened last year) let me say that I sympathize with your predicament. Don't you just want to catch the guy and repeatedly kick him in the nuts with a steel-toed boot?
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 It was ME, Inc! It was me, all along. I did it for, da people. I did it for, da 'Sault. Anyway, that sucks. Keep an eye out for a car w/ your paint on the side.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 I got myself a crowbar, and I'm going to go around campus tomorrow, taking out anyone who looks like a hit-and-run type. Don't expect me to post much for the next 25-30 years.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Awesome. Violence solves every problem.
Guest B-X Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 As a fellow victim of a hit and run (mine happened last year) let me say that I sympathize with your predicament. Don't you just want to catch the guy and repeatedly kick him in the nuts with a steel-toed boot? I TOLD you to look out bitch.
Guest DerangedHermit Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 I say to you: Asjkasdka :;'as'd;ask asjfashdhbfuvz,cbzx flds q!!!! Good day!
Guest LooseCannon Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Awesome. Violence solves every problem. Violence won't give me my conscience back.
Guest converge241 Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 I got a damn hit and run the night before my wedding screwed up my back big time in current minor car aggravation my door froze and wouldnt shut this morning what a pain
Guest Sandman9000 Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Awesome. Violence solves every problem. Damn straight.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 So I'm wondering if duct tape will provide a reasonable, temporary solution to my mirror problem. I won't be able to have my car looked at until no earlier than Friday, yet I don't want to drive around without one. I'd prefer to not get a ticket.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Couldn't hurt. And at least you'll be safe in your car from biological weapons.
Guest Banky Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Someone attempted to break into my card today. They didn't get anything, but scratched the pant off by the handle and pulled it away from the console part. Fuck.
Guest Hamburger Man Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 Someone tried to break into my Supra. I left it out in the driveway (something I never ever do, its always in the garage) for about 5 minutes. God bless that Viper alarm. The guy went running for his life. I came out, was gonna chase him with my Supra that I can easily get to 60mph in nearly 5 seconds but I called the cops. Caught him in 10 minutes. Damn bastard.
Guest RenegadeX28 Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 I say take HUGE revenge. Drop a HUGE FUCKING pile of bricks on his car if you ever find that guy's car. A lovely idea, but I'm completely in the dark here. There were no witnesses as far as I know, and, though I went to the campus police (this happened at school), it's not gonna do me much good. Finding whomever would require more effort than it's gonna be worth to them, most likely. EDIT: Hey Kinetic, you have no direction in life. You have your car, though. BOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Guest MaxPower27 Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 All my bumper stickers are fading... Can't find any more "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him" bumper stickers. My car's been idling at a LOW FUCKING RPM, too. around 600-700 RPM's. Motherfucker shakes and everything. Piece of shit. Inc, you know what you should do? Lay in the car, and whenever someone hit and runs you again, you come out with the crowbar, and start breaking knees! Or, use your followers on the radio to guard it for you...
Guest justsoyouknow Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 Car trouble is a dick. The second day that I had my license, I hit a parked car and put a huge fucking dent in my front right fender. And, being a BMW, it cost about $450 to pop the dent out and fix the crack in the bumper. Then, a god damned month later, I'm over at my friends house smoking a bowl and this asshole who just came over to buy a bag backs into my fucking car and hits the same exact spot. THE SAME FUCKING SPOT! Then he drove away and my friend's brother had to chase him down. He gave me the money, but still.....and then about a month ago, I was the victim of a hate crime. I have my BMW parked outside of the same friend's house for all of 10 minutes, and I come outside and someone had spray-painted the word "FUCK" on the side of my black car in neon green paint. We soon found out that it was the mulatto children from down the street, who did it because I was a white kid who drove a BMW. Good reasoning. We decided the best revenge would be to leave a bunch of half-and-half creamers all over their driveway and a few oreos. As much as I would have liked to resort to violence, the oldest brother just got out of prison and the middle brother is a freaking roid monkey. And I'm white. So it wouldn't have gone over well. ....But yeah, car trouble is a bitch.
Guest phoenixrising Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 About three weeks ago I went to school and parked the car. When I went back all I noticed was something on the windshield that I thought was a pine needle (why I thought this I don't know, because though we have one in the backyard there was none in the area where I parked). It was dark and I wanted to get home and catch the rest of Smackdown so I ignored it. The next day my dad wants to know what happened to the car. Turns out the "pine needle" was a six inch long vertical crack at the base of the windshield. I still have no idea how it got there. The best I can assume is that maybe someone drove by and knocked a big piece of debris into it, or some dumb fuck tried to vandalize it. If I do find out it was a dumb fuck...well, as was said before, violence solves all problems.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 See now, I've never had a car worth a shit, let alone one with insurance, so I wouldn't care about this sort of thing if it happened to me. I'm currently sporting a 1990 Olds Eighty-Eight with a graphic display of rust, navy blue, blue-grey interior. I ash my cigarettes on the floor of the thing. My last car was so beaten an destroyed that I'm convinced it killed itself. Driving home one night, I crested a hill, and there was a noise like a gunshot, and the car started to sound like a helicopter. There was no oil or any more smoke than usual, so it wasn't a rod. It was definitely something important, as it never started again. A buddy of mine and I had this wonderful plan to cut a big rectangle in the hood, and stick a cardboard box in there, only paint it up like it was a blower. It would've been fucking hilarious, but as you all know, the best laid plans of mice and men...
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 I'm not so angry about this now. My car runs fine, and the dent could've been worse. The duct tape that's currently holding the sideview mirror in its place looks a little trashy, and I may not actually be able to see out of the thing, but I think it'll serve fine until Friday.
Guest justsoyouknow Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 ....could someone please say to me "You have a BMW? Wow! You're only 16!" or something along those lines? It makes me feel important. ....that's all.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Don't brag in my thread of pain and misery.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 We soon found out that it was the mulatto children from down the street, who did it because I was a white kid who drove a BMW Oh the horrible things I could have said about this one...
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