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[Guest JHawk]

Raw from JHawk's Beak (March 3, 2003)

 

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[Guest AndrewTS]

The Anglesault quote deserved quoting again.

 

 

 

"...where's Molly and that hot as hell new outfit she wore on Heat?"

 

-- AMEN, BRUDDA! I'm glad the storylines make sense now, and the last Heat was friggin' awesome, so I'm not going to complain although she would have made Raw better to me personally. Of course, I utterly loathe Trish.

 

The layers of defense for Bisch were all utterly pointless, by the way. Why the hell would Bisch decide to even put them out there since Austin ONLY kicked his ass in a SANCTIONED MATCH?!

 

  This is the granddaddy of them all, and "you're going to wrestle the greatest professional wrestler alive today?" I thought Brock Lesnar was facing the greatest wrestler alive today.

 

HHH really believes that, which makes it less funny.

 

But by asking how Bisch came up with that match, and then the "you'll be lucky et cetera" bit...forget the clean finish, and expect to find out something fishy is going on in the booking room.

 

Yeah, Steph's snatch.

 

Something tells me that the apparent heel turn might be the deathknell for Test's WWE career, and if it weren't for his relationship with Stacy, he may have been gone before now.

 

Naw, we know Vince gives his worthless hosses about 20 chances. Per year. Test will keep failing to get over until he suffers a career-ending injury.

 

And will somebody explain to me how the Dudleys can keep getting into the arena when they're supposed to be suspended? I'm thinking they might actually be trying to push Nowinski to find out it's merely a meaningless Dudley Death Drop. Why suspend them if they never leave TV?

 

I'd like somebody to explain how they got into the arena with all the heels blocking the entrance. Also, why didn't security kick these guys' asses like they would any fans running in?

 

I like how The Rock is putting over The Hurricane's rant against him by insisting that Bischoff not get hold of Austin and repeating "The Rock is not a coward." It makes it seem more important."

 

 

I think we're supposed to have forgotten the "no more hardcore matches on Raw" stipulation that has supposedly been in effect since August 26, 2002.

 

Right--any decisions WWE makes in storylines are optional to ever remember again.

 

I like how The Rock is putting over The Hurricane's rant against him by insisting that Bischoff not get hold of Austin and repeating "The Rock is not a coward." It makes it seem more important.

 

Meanwhile, HHH is saying that Booker has no chance in hell of winning his title and is asking him to dance for him.

 

I fail to see ANY fucking point to the Booker/Rock match next week. *shakes head*