Guest The Superstar Report post Posted March 5, 2003 Well, thanks to the updated version of the board, all of the "lost" posts are now able to be seen, although you can't actually see WHO said them. Anyway, you can post your OAOAST debut post here and laugh about it. ::Suddenly, Saliva's "Superstar" plays in the arena. The crowd boos, because they thought they heard the end of that horrible song at Wrestlemania Out walks "The Superstar" James Allan. He's about 6'2" and 232 pounds. He has a cocky grin on his face, and he's wearing an OOAST t-shirt ("GET THE (first) A OUT!" reads the back of the shirt) Allan is wearing black wrestling pants, with a purple lightning bolt down the side. He spits at a fan at ringside, and rips up a young boy's autograph book:: "What you see in the AngleRing right now is the NEWEST SUPERSTAR in the OOAST. But I'm not just any superstar. I am *THE* Superstar! I am James Allan , and I have come to the OOAST to destroy anyone who gets in my way! Whether I hit them with my Supersplash (450) or my Star Power (Tombstone), they'll all be lookin up at the rafters after messin with me! I've done it all! I've stared in ((cough cough horrible B)) movies...I've played ((optimist)) baseball in the big leagues, and I decided, why not grace the OOAST with my superb wrestling skills? That's why right now, I'm calling out anyone in the back that wants to take on this Super STUD. Whether it be OddflowDDT, SomeDude, SandSham, or Cobainwasmurder(tolistento). I'll show you how a REAL Superstar handles the business around here! ::drops mic and waits for the impending challenger:: What a horrible interview! Although "OddflowDDT" is semi-amusing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted March 5, 2003 I think I just showed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted March 5, 2003 I think I just showed up. Yeah you both did, and I constantly attacked you both in the main thread, which lead to the OAOAST midcarders vs. OAOAST non posters feud, led by me. My official debut: JR- And now it's time for the no-sell grudge match! Bradshaw comes out to the ring to no reaction. He gets on the mic and starts saying how great Texas is. Kane interrupts his promo and walks to the ring to an average pop. The lights go out, and Triple H's music hits. The INTENSITY~ of Triple H makes the crowed go crazy. He walks to the ring and spits water! The crowed goes wild after watching such INTENSE~ things. The Faces of Fear music hits. They come out to lots of heat. MarioLogan is in front, with Jason and Michael behind him. The tWo can't wait any longer and the teams start brawling down the isles! Triple H slams MarioLogan's heat into the concrete, but Mario no sells it. Jason punches Triple H in the face, but the Game just stands there. Bradshaw gets the clothsline for hell on Jason. Jason doesn't move. Michael starts choking Bradshaw, but the big texan just fights back like nothing is happening. Triple H gets MarioLogan in the ring. He gets the INTENSE~ knee on Mario, and follows it up with a pedigree. Mario pops back up and runs to the backstage. After minutes of the tWo triple teaming Michael and Jason, Mario runs back out with the block of ice! It starts melting, and the fans go wild. The Frankenstein monster and his bride emerge from the ice. They make there way down to the ring. The Frankenstein monster enter and chokeslams Bradshaw and Kane. JR- AW MAW GAWD folks! I'm from Oklahoma and I've never seen anything like this before in my life! Kane and Bradshaw are both down. The bell rings! The faces of fear win the match. But all 4 faces are still in the ring with Triple H. Triple H runs out of the ring, making sure he isn't hurt to badly for his match with Anglesault later tonight. The faces celebrate in the ring. Jr- That was a slobberknocker folks. But do you know the carnage that the faces will bring to the OAOAT! The Frankenstein monster is UNSTOPPABLE!!! To think two of my opponents would later join the Dungeon of Doom. My unofficial debut: ::Stands there and laughs:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 6, 2003 You know, if we encourage him, he'll never go away. So very, very true. Followed by the first ever move thrown in the OAOAST: I just had a great idea. How about we all come in here, post just once, leave, and end it with: ::Spears Anglesault:: That should go over well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted March 6, 2003 It was all downhill for you after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted March 7, 2003 ::Lowers from The Rafters ala Sting, Grabs AngleSault by throat and attempts chokeslam, in a Hurricane style twist, realises he can't lift AngleSault's Ego and throws himself over the top rope, Walks off with rubbish being thrown at him. Vows to return:: That debut just about sums up my entire OAOAST career. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Followed by the first ever move thrown in the OAOAST: I just had a great idea. How about we all come in here, post just once, leave, and end it with: ::Spears Anglesault:: That should go over well. I didn't actually sell that move. You were also the first guy to officially job when I became KotOAOAST. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted March 7, 2003 ::Lowers from The Rafters ala Sting, Grabs AngleSault by throat and attempts chokeslam, in a Hurricane style twist, realises he can't lift AngleSault's Ego and throws himself over the top rope, Walks off with rubbish being thrown at him. Vows to return:: That debut just about sums up my entire OAOAST career. OMG, it DOES summerize your career~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted March 7, 2003 *Sirens Blare* Da Big Poppa comes out, surveys the massive amount of carnage and blood. Comes down to the ring and stares at the aWo while Treble Charged gets up. The two shake hands and taunt the aWo!!! JR: Oh MY GAWD..>There's HOPE! Full Nelson's Treble Charged, places feet on 2nd rop on turnbuckle,jumps and pulls Treble Up and over and into Finality (2nd rope, floating Diamond Cutter) Pulls of the Mesh Jacket to reveal an aWo Shirt Grabs Mic: "Every Man has a Price!" and that is how the greatest finisher in the oaoast was born NOTE: No One has kicked out of the Finality Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 ::Kicks out of Finality, at 1:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted March 7, 2003 *Sirens Blare* Da Big Poppa comes out, surveys the massive amount of carnage and blood. Comes down to the ring and stares at the aWo while Treble Charged gets up. The two shake hands and taunt the aWo!!! JR: Oh MY GAWD..>There's HOPE! Full Nelson's Treble Charged, places feet on 2nd rop on turnbuckle,jumps and pulls Treble Up and over and into Finality (2nd rope, floating Diamond Cutter) Pulls of the Mesh Jacket to reveal an aWo Shirt Grabs Mic: "Every Man has a Price!" and that is how the greatest finisher in the oaoast was born NOTE: No One has kicked out of the Finality It's funny cos I was the one who kicked you out of the aWo, in the very next post. It's stange how things work out isn't it? NOTE: No One has kicked out of the Finality You might just have jinxed yourself... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted March 7, 2003 i figured that finisher has survived long enough and yes caboose, you bastarD~! you kicked me out then i think we threw AP/AS off a really big cage right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I showed up at The Vanilla Midgets Forum. The rest is history... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 8, 2003 I dont remember my first post. In my first match I lost to TC in a womans title match. Thank god I got a push after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted March 8, 2003 My debut match I lost against........MarioLogan. :Sigh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted March 8, 2003 My debut match...I gave Anglesault his first loss~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 8, 2003 My debut promo was fantastic, one I managed to top the next week. My debut match was a victory over Reject. Oh and since I'm on Heldown, mind if I use that SWANK~! banner SS? After AngleMania of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Sure! Because HeldDOWN > IntenseZone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Who are the HeldDown 6? SS Me AS AP and who else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 8, 2003 My debut match...I gave Anglesault his first loss~! I'm pretty sure it wasn't my first. My debut match I lost against........MarioLogan. :Sigh: And I assure I'm working hard to find the bastard who wrote that match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted March 8, 2003 My debut match...I gave Anglesault his first loss~! I'm pretty sure it wasn't my first. Well, I think it was your first pinfall loss (because you lost in the Royal Rumble the month before) but it was only like, the 2nd or 3rd Intensezone that it happened. Plus, when Caboose left, he said thanks to me for "giving Anglesault his first loss." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted March 8, 2003 This is my second promo, in which CWM made me "officially a member of this thread", and I quote: best.promo.ever.. Page 72... Quote (Anglesault @ April 29 2002,15:24) Independant TSS Caboose alfdogg Zack Malibu BPP ::A heavily taped evenflowDDT hobbles towards the ring... promo time!:: ::evenflowDDT: I may have only been in this thread for a day, but I've been watching for a while, and I have done what no man has to do, take a beating by MarioLogan's "Faces of Fear" and survive to tell the tale, only to see I'm not even listed in a faction... What about me? What about evenflow? I see many undeserving names below, but not mine. If anyone should be an independent, it is I, who bears allegiance to none but myself, since the man who encouraged me to enter this forum only wanted me here as his own personal whipping boy. ::Regardless, I have a message for you, Logan! I may be taped up, I may be incapacitated, I may not have the strength or a "ghost of a chance", as you would say, but I've taken abuse all my life, don't think that yours is any different because your goons are in costume. It won't be today, won't be tomorrow, might not even be at the PPV, but someday soon, Logan, you won't have anyone around to protect you, and you will feel the evenflowDDT and Suburban Angst... ::As for you, CWM... executing my own move, my own name-sake, all that makes me what I am on me at my time of utmost weakness... I commend you. You saw an opportunity and you took it. The utter humiliation I have received since then, from the fans, and even my mentor Raven, means nothing compared to the internal death I received as a result of that. Logan and his goons may have nailed me to a cross but it was you, YOU, Oh CWM, who had the spear ready to insure my death. Well you're right, a part of me did die last night. The part of me that wanted the pizza, the divas, the spot on the PPV, the belts, the glory that only TOAOAT can provide. Now I'm only out for one thing... vengeance. Rest well with your irony and Nirvana music, for once I'm done with Logan and his "Faces" it is my duty to drain you ::There is no justice in this world, so be it... ::end promo:: The first one I couldn't find. I guess it got erased? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
