I think it's time for another Anal Cunt thread.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool

2. Valujet

3. You've Got No Friends

4. You Keep a Diary

5. You Own a Store

6. You Got Date Raped

7. Recycling Is Gay

8. You're a Cop

9. You Can't Shut Up

10. You've Got Cancer

11. We Just Disagree

12. Hungry Hungry Hippos

13. You Are an Interior Decorator

14. Pottery's Gay

15. Rich Goyette Is Gay

16. Branscombe Richmond

17. You Live in Allston

18. You Are a Good Food Critic

19. Just the Two of Us

20. Your Band's in the Cut-Out Bin

21. You're Gay

22. You Look Adopted

23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch

24. You Have Goals

25. You Drive an Iroc

26. You Play on a Softball Team

27. Because You're Old

28. You Sell Cologne

29. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb

30. You Live in a Houseboat

31. Richard Butler

32. 311 Sucks

33. Your Kid Is Deformed

34. You Are an Orphan

35. You're Old (Fuck You)

36. You Go to Art School

37. You're Best Friend Is You

38. You're in a Coma

39. Windchimes Are Gay

40. No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band

41. René Auberjonois

42. The Internet Is Gay

43. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You

44. Hootie and the Blowfish

45. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear Because You're Gay

46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonalds

47. Technology's Gay

48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp

49. I'm in Anal Cunt

50. You (Fill in the Blank)

51. Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis

I Got An Office Job Solely For The Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

You Were Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach

I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos

 

and my favorite, which I will now listen to:

 

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I Noticed You're Gay

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I'm Not That Kind Of Boy

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

[Guest swan]

"Theme From 3's Company"

 

I need to dig my AC albums out. I have "Morbid Florist" on vinyl, LOL.

[Guest whatitistoburn]

I just saw the gayest guy on earth.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Anal Cunt. Those guys are funny.

 

"Your kids fucking dead. Your kids fucking dead. And you fucking suck."

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

"If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay"

 

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever

Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician

He wore chains before Slayer and Venom

Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg

 

[Chorus 1:]

If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay

If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay

If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay

If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay

 

All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People

"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People

Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People

No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer

 

[Chorus 2:]

If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay

If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay

If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay

If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

 

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay

[Guest CheesalaIsGood]

Body By Aushwitz

[Guest Nevermortal]

"Anyone Who Likes the Dillinger Escape Plan is a Faggot"

 

"Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towel Head"

 

And my personal favorite, "You Were Too Ugly to Rape So I Just Beat the Shit Out of You"

 

Rape [x4]

 

I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Jeanine Jizm

I drank another case of whiskey

And you looked like Roseanne Barr

 

[Chorus:]

You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up

When I looked at you, I had to throw up

 

I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Sheila Micheals

I drank another case of everclear

And you looked like Ileana Douglas

 

[Chorus]

[Guest Steviekick]

There's no such thing as a bad Anal Cunt song. Is it true that they broke up?