Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 6, 2003 Report Posted March 6, 2003 1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool 2. Valujet 3. You've Got No Friends 4. You Keep a Diary 5. You Own a Store 6. You Got Date Raped 7. Recycling Is Gay 8. You're a Cop 9. You Can't Shut Up 10. You've Got Cancer 11. We Just Disagree 12. Hungry Hungry Hippos 13. You Are an Interior Decorator 14. Pottery's Gay 15. Rich Goyette Is Gay 16. Branscombe Richmond 17. You Live in Allston 18. You Are a Good Food Critic 19. Just the Two of Us 20. Your Band's in the Cut-Out Bin 21. You're Gay 22. You Look Adopted 23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch 24. You Have Goals 25. You Drive an Iroc 26. You Play on a Softball Team 27. Because You're Old 28. You Sell Cologne 29. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb 30. You Live in a Houseboat 31. Richard Butler 32. 311 Sucks 33. Your Kid Is Deformed 34. You Are an Orphan 35. You're Old (Fuck You) 36. You Go to Art School 37. You're Best Friend Is You 38. You're in a Coma 39. Windchimes Are Gay 40. No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band 41. René Auberjonois 42. The Internet Is Gay 43. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You 44. Hootie and the Blowfish 45. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear Because You're Gay 46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonalds 47. Technology's Gay 48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp 49. I'm in Anal Cunt 50. You (Fill in the Blank) 51. Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted March 6, 2003 Report Posted March 6, 2003 I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis I Got An Office Job Solely For The Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It You Were Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos and my favorite, which I will now listen to: Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 6, 2003 Report Posted March 6, 2003 I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank
Guest swan Posted March 6, 2003 Report Posted March 6, 2003 "Theme From 3's Company" I need to dig my AC albums out. I have "Morbid Florist" on vinyl, LOL.
Guest whatitistoburn Posted March 6, 2003 Report Posted March 6, 2003 I just saw the gayest guy on earth.
Guest Nevermortal Posted March 6, 2003 Report Posted March 6, 2003 Anal Cunt. Those guys are funny. "Your kids fucking dead. Your kids fucking dead. And you fucking suck."
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 6, 2003 Report Posted March 6, 2003 "If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay" Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg [Chorus 1:] If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People "Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer [Chorus 2:] If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay
Guest Nevermortal Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 "Anyone Who Likes the Dillinger Escape Plan is a Faggot" "Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towel Head" And my personal favorite, "You Were Too Ugly to Rape So I Just Beat the Shit Out of You" Rape [x4] I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr [Chorus:] You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Sheila Micheals I drank another case of everclear And you looked like Ileana Douglas [Chorus]
Guest Steviekick Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 There's no such thing as a bad Anal Cunt song. Is it true that they broke up?
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