Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2003 I spotted this on an internet game I play, WeBL (Web Boxing League, www.vivi.com ) Jeff Hardy Jeff Hardy stands 5 feet 8 inches (172 centimeters) tall. He fights for the The Free Agents gym in West Greenwich, Rhode Island Jeff Hardy's Record Jeff Hardy's record is 7-73-0 (7/73). His current rating is 0 and his status is 2. His career earnings are $22. Here's a sample Jeff Hardy fight ROUND 1 Hardy is a raging bull! (all out) Bis fights from outside. (outside) Bis jars Hardy with a big jab to the temple!! The crowd roars!! Bis connects with a hook to the mouth. Hardy staggers into the ropes!! Bis annoys Hardy with a hook to the head. Hardy covers up. Oh, he's hurt! That really hurt him! Bis annoys Hardy with a quick hook to the chest. Hardy seems dazed. He's out on his feet!! Bis annoys Hardy with an uppercut to the head. Hardy seems wobbly!! It looks like he might go down.. Bis annoys Hardy with a roundhouse to the head. Hardy stumbles, but remains on his feet! He looks hurt!! Hardy throws a jab to the ribs, but Bis backpedals . Bis annoys Hardy with a hook to the temple. Hardy staggers into the ropes!! The Referee stops the fight!! Bis wins by a Knock Out!! Time: 0:11 Hardy can't remember which corner is his. He has bleeding over his left eye. Bis doesn't need to rest. Jeff was once 7-14, but if you know math, you can figure that he ended his career on WeBL with 59 straight KO losses in the first round. Truely, life brought to life. The same gym (Free Agents) has fighters named Gillberg (2-70 with 64 straight losses to end his career), Bawitdaba (4-143, who is on a 127 fight losing streak), Devil Without a Cause (1-145, lost his first 67 fights, won one, and lost his last 68 fights), Matt Hardy (1-32), Eddy Guerrero (4-29) You know when a gym is 56-749-1, they probably missed some vital lesson on how to play the game. Go Jeff Hardy Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
