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Guest Suicide King

Now as you all know I am the God of Heels. And I have two loyal servants, my Right Hand Tom Flesher, and my Left Hand Judge Mental. I even have a set of testicles as represented by Mr. G.

 

However, I am sadly lacking many important body parts, like a gall bladder for instance. I am now accepting applications from any heel who wishes to become one with me, pending a background check.

 

So, please list what part and why, and I will let you know if you're approved.

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Guest 5_moves_of_doom

I want to be your right eye socket, King.

 

No, not the eye, just the eye socket.

 

Only then will I be a God...

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

I drink like a fish with a particularly bad drinking problem, so I'll make a fine liver for ye, your discombobulatedness.

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Well, Craven can be your asshole.

 

like you all weren't thinking it.

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Guest Suicide King

OK. Ced is my right quad, and Edwin is my most able-liver. Sorry I had to turn down the right eye socket request TNT... I mean, if you and Xero (my left eye socket) no-showed I'd have to keep my eyes in a jar at home.

 

And Atlas, you are hereby authorized to do a trial run as the space between my 4th and 5th discs. Be gentle.

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Guest TheAntipop

Hey wait, how come you didn't say that I'm a special part of your heart? :(

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Guest Suicide King

I figured that you knew how fond I was of my testicles already. I'm sorry G. Maybe I have been taking my testicles for granted. Well, I'm gonna change all that right now!

 

I LOVE MY TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

::jobs King's ability to filter alcohol to Shane McMahon::

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Guest TheAntipop

Now all we have to do is blast Thugg in the nads with a t-shirt launcher and we're home free!

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Guest Ace309

King, I applaud you for starting this thread.

 

::runs very fast and very hard into judge::

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Guest Powerplay
King, I applaud you for starting this thread.

 

::runs very fast and very hard into judge::

*Runs right into Tom.* *CLAP* *Falls backwards* Christ, we have to do this how many times for applause?

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Guest Goodear

I would be proud to serve as small intestines ... I feel as though my consistant presence on the shows serves you well. Afterall, if your small intestines were to disappear, you'd be full of shit. And thats a bad thing.

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Guest Beingz0wningj00

I think Edwin's position as liver should be disqualified for you did ask for HEELS. ;)

 

 

and sadly my friend... I have to turn down all job applications.

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

I was a heel for a month and a half. That's good enough for government work.

 

Besides, I never claimed I'd be a particularly good liver.

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Guest Suicide King

Small intestines and left fibula claimed.

 

And might I add that the God of Heels still has two unclaimed heels? Much prestige goes to those who can tame them.

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

I call King's brain cells...

 

 

As I'm running low on them.

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Guest Beingz0wningj00

I dunno about braincells... but I think he does has an asshole hair available.

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Guest Ash Ketchum

I heard that, Frost. :P

 

Can I be one of the heels? Right or left, it matters not. :)

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Guest Beingz0wningj00

How about you just have a broken nose.

 

*punches Ash in the nose*

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