Guest Banky Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Be Body Donna Skip you could get into long winded arguements over nothing and get your ass handed to you by someone like GameCop. Bawh Gawd GameCop Wins! GameCop Wins! GameCop Wins! No, you're Skip, I'm Rad Radford, and Mr Rant is Sunny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Except that I don't do crack, am not female, and I don't find razazteca very attractive. Lucha is kindof a turn off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the r-train Report post Posted March 8, 2003 What the fuck is going on here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Except that I don't do crack, am not female, and I don't find razazteca very attractive. Lucha is kindof a turn off. Thats all trivial. Meltzer reported back in 95 that the storyline was gonna turn out that Sunny always had a crush on Rad Radford - and lord knows you've always found me sexy. I can't help you out about the crack or female portions of the deal. So I guess you can play Cloudy instead of Sunny. Happy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Pfft... I find no man sexy. Perhaps ok looking or normal. But not sexy, cute, handsome, good looking or any other potentially gay sounding compliments that one man could give to another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 8, 2003 LaCorte you can be my bodyguard, and I can be your long lost friend. Paul Simon 0wNs you all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 8, 2003 I thought it was long lost pal, not friend. Oh well. Seriously, take Agent of Oblivion's advice. Become a clone of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Breetai Report post Posted March 8, 2003 I've got a great gimmick for you. It's called "the lurker". Basically all you do is read the forums and never, ever post. It's a ground-breaking gimmick, and it's only requirement is that you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted March 8, 2003 I've got a great gimmick for you. It's called "the lurker". Basically all you do is read the forums and never, ever post. It's a ground-breaking gimmick, and it's only requirement is that you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Pissy pissy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 8, 2003 So who is going to be the Tom Pritchard character? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted March 8, 2003 This kid should be my lackey. C'mon son, join me. If he doesn't, I will. I make good lemonade, Banky! Yum Yum, Lemonade? Max Power, consider me YOUR Chesty Larue. Chesty Larue, eh? Someone change my member title to 'Banky's Lacky' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 8, 2003 I thought it was long lost pal, not friend. Oh well. Seriously, take Agent of Oblivion's advice. Become a clone of me. Indeed you are correct, but you got the gist and that's all that really matters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Breetai Report post Posted March 8, 2003 I've got a great gimmick for you. It's called "the lurker". Basically all you do is read the forums and never, ever post. It's a ground-breaking gimmick, and it's only requirement is that you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Pissy pissy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Gimmick ideas: 1: You are an obsessed stalker of Anglesault. 2: You reply to every one of Bob Barron's posts with the phrase "Oh, TAG~!" 3: You become Banky Edwards' sidekick/lackey. 4: You always refer to Zack Malibu as "preppy." 5: You become ROB STONE~! 6: You become a gun-nut. 7: You become an alchoholic who makes drunk posts. 8: You become a stoner who posts while high. 9: You become a devotee of 80's rock. 10: You randomly insult people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted March 8, 2003 NO! I'm officially Banky's lackey. I just need someone to change my member title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Umm.. you can do it yourself in the Control Panel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted March 8, 2003 'Fraid not, MrRant. According to the board, I have still yet to post. (Negative post count) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted March 8, 2003 MrRant doesn't approve of him. Ban him. Rant, you must type in third person more often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 8, 2003 'Fraid not, MrRant. According to the board, I have still yet to post. (Negative post count) You are my number one BF'er. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the r-train Report post Posted March 8, 2003 You guys, I don't know anyone by the name of Thomas LaCorte so I really have no idea why he said he's my worst enemy or whatever. Weird. Oh, and I never sent this forum to any of my friends, so I'm not sure this is even a person who truly knows me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Here's a gimmick- You are now Trollio, the evil impotent henchman of transexual hobbits. And because of your impotence, you spend eternity getting buttbanged by your brethren. That has to be the single most funniest line ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 8, 2003 1: You are an obsessed stalker of Anglesault.- Already done. It's everyone who posts "Golly, Anglesault's gonna be pissed after reading THESE spoilers." Fuck's sake, you KNOW he's going to bitch, why preface it? 3: You become Banky Edwards' sidekick/lackey. IDRM 5: You become ROB STONE~! Don't EVER suggest that again. 8: You become a stoner who posts while high. I've got the market cornered on this one. 9: You become a devotee of 80's rock. Metal Ed, anyone? 10: You randomly insult people. That's a pretty shitty gimmick, nearly everyone does that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Dear Thomas, Might I suggest that you adopt the gimmick of being much more knowledgable about wrestling than the rest of us? Sure, Jubuki's kinda got the market cornered on that gimmick - but you could run with this, man. Think about the sample post in Figure 1.1 Figure 1.1 "Son, I understand you're upset over the recent losses of Kurt Angle and Edge to injury. Why, I remember, once, back in the old days of the Iowa Wrestling Place, my two favorite wrestlers were both injured at the same show. Son, I couldn't get over the loss of The Fly and Giant Man in one night, and I felt like crying too. But my pa walked into my bedroom, and he saw me crying there, looking at my autographed picture of the Fly, and he grabbed me on the arm, and he said to me the most inspirational thing I've ever heard. He said, "Son, someday you're going to meet a woman. And hopefully then, you'll stop watching this garbage."" Now, you might not think that this gimmick alone is enough for you. Hey, I understand that - it doesn't have that "it" factor. So I came up with a unique twist - you want to be French, too. Look at Figure 1.2, the same post modified. Figure 1.2 "Le fils, I understand you're vexé over the recent pertes of Kurt Angle and Edge to injury. Why, I remember, once, soutenir dans les vieux jours of the Iowa Wrestling Place, my two favorite wrestlers were both injured at the same show. Son, I couldn't get over the loss of The Fly and Giant Man in one night, and I felt like crying too. But mon père walked into my bedroom, and he saw me pleurer there, looking at my autographed picture of the Fly, and he grabbed me on the arm, and he said to me the most inspirateur thing I've ever heard. He said, "Son, someday you're going to meet a woman. And hopefully then, you'll stop watching this garbage."" Thomas, I think we've found a winner. Now go get it for me, son! Signed, Michael Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Change your name to Tom LeCunt. Hilarity ensues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted March 8, 2003 Your gimmick should be that you run your own message-board that never even posts PPV results. Then we can invade it and shut it down and you can come back and get all pissy about it and troll against yourself until you get banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thomas LaCorte Report post Posted March 10, 2003 I have decided on a gimmick, given to me by the infamous r-train. I am now the Birthday Boy. Muahahahahahahha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
