Guest Banky Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Be Body Donna Skip you could get into long winded arguements over nothing and get your ass handed to you by someone like GameCop. Bawh Gawd GameCop Wins! GameCop Wins! GameCop Wins! No, you're Skip, I'm Rad Radford, and Mr Rant is Sunny.
Guest MrRant Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Except that I don't do crack, am not female, and I don't find razazteca very attractive. Lucha is kindof a turn off.
Guest Banky Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Except that I don't do crack, am not female, and I don't find razazteca very attractive. Lucha is kindof a turn off. Thats all trivial. Meltzer reported back in 95 that the storyline was gonna turn out that Sunny always had a crush on Rad Radford - and lord knows you've always found me sexy. I can't help you out about the crack or female portions of the deal. So I guess you can play Cloudy instead of Sunny. Happy?
Guest MrRant Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Pfft... I find no man sexy. Perhaps ok looking or normal. But not sexy, cute, handsome, good looking or any other potentially gay sounding compliments that one man could give to another.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 LaCorte you can be my bodyguard, and I can be your long lost friend. Paul Simon 0wNs you all
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 I thought it was long lost pal, not friend. Oh well. Seriously, take Agent of Oblivion's advice. Become a clone of me.
Guest Breetai Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 I've got a great gimmick for you. It's called "the lurker". Basically all you do is read the forums and never, ever post. It's a ground-breaking gimmick, and it's only requirement is that you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Guest MrRant Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 I've got a great gimmick for you. It's called "the lurker". Basically all you do is read the forums and never, ever post. It's a ground-breaking gimmick, and it's only requirement is that you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Pissy pissy.
Guest razazteca Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 So who is going to be the Tom Pritchard character?
Guest MaxPower27 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 This kid should be my lackey. C'mon son, join me. If he doesn't, I will. I make good lemonade, Banky! Yum Yum, Lemonade? Max Power, consider me YOUR Chesty Larue. Chesty Larue, eh? Someone change my member title to 'Banky's Lacky'
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 I thought it was long lost pal, not friend. Oh well. Seriously, take Agent of Oblivion's advice. Become a clone of me. Indeed you are correct, but you got the gist and that's all that really matters.
Guest Breetai Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 I've got a great gimmick for you. It's called "the lurker". Basically all you do is read the forums and never, ever post. It's a ground-breaking gimmick, and it's only requirement is that you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Pissy pissy.
Guest JMA Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Gimmick ideas: 1: You are an obsessed stalker of Anglesault. 2: You reply to every one of Bob Barron's posts with the phrase "Oh, TAG~!" 3: You become Banky Edwards' sidekick/lackey. 4: You always refer to Zack Malibu as "preppy." 5: You become ROB STONE~! 6: You become a gun-nut. 7: You become an alchoholic who makes drunk posts. 8: You become a stoner who posts while high. 9: You become a devotee of 80's rock. 10: You randomly insult people.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 NO! I'm officially Banky's lackey. I just need someone to change my member title.
Guest MrRant Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Umm.. you can do it yourself in the Control Panel.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 'Fraid not, MrRant. According to the board, I have still yet to post. (Negative post count)
Guest SP-1 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 MrRant doesn't approve of him. Ban him. Rant, you must type in third person more often.
Guest Banky Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 'Fraid not, MrRant. According to the board, I have still yet to post. (Negative post count) You are my number one BF'er.
Guest the r-train Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 You guys, I don't know anyone by the name of Thomas LaCorte so I really have no idea why he said he's my worst enemy or whatever. Weird. Oh, and I never sent this forum to any of my friends, so I'm not sure this is even a person who truly knows me.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Here's a gimmick- You are now Trollio, the evil impotent henchman of transexual hobbits. And because of your impotence, you spend eternity getting buttbanged by your brethren. That has to be the single most funniest line ever.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 1: You are an obsessed stalker of Anglesault.- Already done. It's everyone who posts "Golly, Anglesault's gonna be pissed after reading THESE spoilers." Fuck's sake, you KNOW he's going to bitch, why preface it? 3: You become Banky Edwards' sidekick/lackey. IDRM 5: You become ROB STONE~! Don't EVER suggest that again. 8: You become a stoner who posts while high. I've got the market cornered on this one. 9: You become a devotee of 80's rock. Metal Ed, anyone? 10: You randomly insult people. That's a pretty shitty gimmick, nearly everyone does that.
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Dear Thomas, Might I suggest that you adopt the gimmick of being much more knowledgable about wrestling than the rest of us? Sure, Jubuki's kinda got the market cornered on that gimmick - but you could run with this, man. Think about the sample post in Figure 1.1 Figure 1.1 "Son, I understand you're upset over the recent losses of Kurt Angle and Edge to injury. Why, I remember, once, back in the old days of the Iowa Wrestling Place, my two favorite wrestlers were both injured at the same show. Son, I couldn't get over the loss of The Fly and Giant Man in one night, and I felt like crying too. But my pa walked into my bedroom, and he saw me crying there, looking at my autographed picture of the Fly, and he grabbed me on the arm, and he said to me the most inspirational thing I've ever heard. He said, "Son, someday you're going to meet a woman. And hopefully then, you'll stop watching this garbage."" Now, you might not think that this gimmick alone is enough for you. Hey, I understand that - it doesn't have that "it" factor. So I came up with a unique twist - you want to be French, too. Look at Figure 1.2, the same post modified. Figure 1.2 "Le fils, I understand you're vexé over the recent pertes of Kurt Angle and Edge to injury. Why, I remember, once, soutenir dans les vieux jours of the Iowa Wrestling Place, my two favorite wrestlers were both injured at the same show. Son, I couldn't get over the loss of The Fly and Giant Man in one night, and I felt like crying too. But mon père walked into my bedroom, and he saw me pleurer there, looking at my autographed picture of the Fly, and he grabbed me on the arm, and he said to me the most inspirateur thing I've ever heard. He said, "Son, someday you're going to meet a woman. And hopefully then, you'll stop watching this garbage."" Thomas, I think we've found a winner. Now go get it for me, son! Signed, Michael
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Change your name to Tom LeCunt. Hilarity ensues.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Your gimmick should be that you run your own message-board that never even posts PPV results. Then we can invade it and shut it down and you can come back and get all pissy about it and troll against yourself until you get banned.
Guest Thomas LaCorte Posted March 10, 2003 Report Posted March 10, 2003 I have decided on a gimmick, given to me by the infamous r-train. I am now the Birthday Boy. Muahahahahahahha.
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