Guest SP-1 Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 So this guy starts dating my sister. Months later, he's trying to pit her against my mom and vice versa, has them living in a dump, and imposes totalitarian standards upon my nieces and nephew. In short, I can't go beat the shit out of him for various reasons. But I can fuck with him. Suggestions should I decide to embark upon comedic vengeance?
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 call up as a springer search agent =)
Guest Zack Malibu Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Man, sounds like you've got a winner on your hands, SP. Seeing as how you've got access to their house, you could... Cut holes on the ass of his jeans/pants... Steal all the shoelaces from his shoes Replace his hair gel/shampoo with one of those liquid plastic substances, such as in Police Academy 2. Watch him stumble out of the shower with his hands stuck to his head. As you can see, I'm trying to think of things that only affect him, rather than the home/well-being of your family. I'm not sure how old your nieces and nephews are, but if they are young kids, the gnomes could creep them out.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 SP used the F-bomb, this is serious. It's simple: castrate him in his sleep.
Guest SP-1 Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Thanks for the suggestions. I think my mom's plans will suffice for now. It shall be of teh swank. Of course, should I happen upon him in public, he's toast.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 GNOMESGNOMESGNOMESGNOMES! BAH! If you ever use the gnomes you'll need guidance from the greatest gnome prankster ever... C...W...M~!
Guest The Superstar Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 CWM~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 ::Passes out::
Guest Angle-plex Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 *crowd sees CWM* *CWM gets booed out of the building~*
Guest SP-1 Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 GNOMESGNOMESGNOMESGNOMES! BAH! If you ever use the gnomes you'll need guidance from the greatest gnome prankster ever... C...W...M~! *marks out*
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