Guest SP-1 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 So this guy starts dating my sister. Months later, he's trying to pit her against my mom and vice versa, has them living in a dump, and imposes totalitarian standards upon my nieces and nephew. In short, I can't go beat the shit out of him for various reasons. But I can fuck with him. Suggestions should I decide to embark upon comedic vengeance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted March 7, 2003 call up as a springer search agent =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Man, sounds like you've got a winner on your hands, SP. Seeing as how you've got access to their house, you could... Cut holes on the ass of his jeans/pants... Steal all the shoelaces from his shoes Replace his hair gel/shampoo with one of those liquid plastic substances, such as in Police Academy 2. Watch him stumble out of the shower with his hands stuck to his head. As you can see, I'm trying to think of things that only affect him, rather than the home/well-being of your family. I'm not sure how old your nieces and nephews are, but if they are young kids, the gnomes could creep them out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 7, 2003 SP used the F-bomb, this is serious. It's simple: castrate him in his sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Thanks for the suggestions. I think my mom's plans will suffice for now. It shall be of teh swank. Of course, should I happen upon him in public, he's toast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted March 9, 2003 GNOMESGNOMESGNOMESGNOMES! BAH! If you ever use the gnomes you'll need guidance from the greatest gnome prankster ever... C...W...M~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted March 9, 2003 CWM~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 ::Passes out:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted March 9, 2003 *crowd sees CWM* *CWM gets booed out of the building~* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted March 9, 2003 GNOMESGNOMESGNOMESGNOMES! BAH! If you ever use the gnomes you'll need guidance from the greatest gnome prankster ever... C...W...M~! *marks out* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
