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Guest El Satanico

Some one needs a joint or many beers...stat

 

either that or some psycho therapy

 

 

I don't like the phone so i've got Caller ID and only answer if i recognize the number period.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I like talking to telemarketers. I waste about 10 minutes of each one's time, thus making it impossible for them to call up another person and annoy them. With any luck, they'll get fired for not making quota. I'm excellent at ruining someone's day. The longest I ever strung someone on was for about half an hour, asking stupid question after stupid question, making them repeat themselves, then I started speaking in tongues, explained a false tourettes ailment, how long I had it, also that my dog had just gotten a few shots and was pretty sore and cranky. Just completely go off topic, but sound interested. They HATE that.

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Guest areacode212

Someone needs to develop a thicker skin. All this over a stranger hanging up on you?

 

Whenever I get calls from telemarketers, I just say right off the bat, "sorry, I'm not interested". Then I listen to whatever exit message their little script tells them to say, then hang up.

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Guest bob_barron

I'd hate to see how Domehome would react if someone actually did something somewhat not cool to him

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Guest Lord of The Curry

Just go to the "Old School" thread in the Movies folder and watch Downhome loose it when RavishingRickRudo calls him out on his review style. Fun stuff.

 

Oh, another thing Downhome. I've seen Old School. You're a big goof. Rudo was right, if you're giving Old School a star rating you were never giving it a chance in the first place.

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Guest Downhome
Just go to the "Old School" thread in the Movies folder and watch Downhome loose it when RavishingRickRudo calls him out on his review style. Fun stuff.

 

Oh, another thing Downhome. I've seen Old School. You're a big goof. Rudo was right, if you're giving Old School a star rating you were never giving it a chance in the first place.

*sigh*, I thought only one person here wan't able to understand why I did that.

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Guest bob_barron

I still think you way overreacted here.

 

You're in a 'bad ass mood' cause some telemarketer hung up on you?????

 

Get over it and move on and save that energy for when something actually inconvenient occurs in your life

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Guest saturnmark4life

I have to say I find a telemarketer hanging up on you pretty fucking funny, I'm afraid.

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Guest EricMM

All you have to do when dealing with telemarketers is play "Pretend I'm Kevin Nash"

 

It's fun you can say "I'm going bye!" or pretend to tear your quad and fall down and moan a bit.

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Guest Kotzenjunge
All you have to do when dealing with telemarketers is play "Pretend I'm Kevin Nash"

 

It's fun you can say "I'm going bye!" or pretend to tear your quad and fall down and moan a bit.

I am SO doing this next time one calls. In his goofy voice too.

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Guest El Satanico

It's easy to get rid of a telemarketer...

 

use a seductive voice and ask "what are you wearing" then breathe hard into the phone

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