I was watching the Mardi on MTV..

[Guest Mole]

This is just something I noticed while she was singing Dirty. Christina has a little gut now, which suprises me because I didn't think people would let her get one.

 

Just sayin.

[cawthon777 0]

*In Nelson voice*

 

HA HA ... FAT WHORE

[Guest razazteca]

Maybe she is having Eminem or Fred Durst or Carson Daly's baby!

 

She's an alcoholic

[Guest Mole]

I figured she probably boozes a lot.

[Guest MrRant]

Well of course she does. She has a hard life as a multimillionaire celeb and that has driven her to alchohol and she deserves our sympathy after all it isn't HER fault. It's her oh so demanding schedule that she chose for herself.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What the fuck are you people talking about? They just replayed this, and she isn't fat at all. I mean, the only time she even showed possession of any excess fat cells in her stomach was when she bent over.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

She should counteract all the boozing and stop eating entirely. Granted, she rarely eats, anyway, but she must stop eating, period. Have you ever seen a fat wino? I think not.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Holy shit, this Method Man/Redman show is hilarious. Seeing them interacting with some rich girl's parents is awesome.

[Guest Sturgis]

Her sides are just a bit pudgy.

 

Carson: "Here's two guys you know very well Christina, Method Man and Redman."

 

I bet she does, fucking slut.

[Guest razazteca]

So whose the Baby's Daddy?

[Guest redbaron51]

so I knocked up Chirstina. The story is out

[Guest fazzle]

I hope you scrubbed your dick with a brillo pad afterwards.

[Guest Sturgis]

If I was you RedBarron I'd cut my dick off.

[Guest Choken One]

Please that was Fat? Go to the fucking zoo and see yerself some fat mommas. No, Really go.

[Guest MaxPower27]

She'll end up being one of the loose women that go on Maury Povich:

 

"Now, Maury, last time, none of the 8 guys were my baby daddy, but I got it narrowed down to 13 others."

 

"Well, Christina, none of the 13 men that you have pointed out are the father."

 

::Christina cries::

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

AND WHAT ABOUT THE FAKE TITTIES? At least Britney got 'em young, when she could legitimately claim a growth spurt. Christina's far too old for that excuse.

[Guest DrTom]

::looks at pictures::

::checks notebook::

 

Yeah, I'd still hit that. "Fat" indeed.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Christina? No

 

Britney? Yes

 

Michelle Branch? HELL YES.

[Guest Sturgis]

Yeah, I'd still hit that.

 

You're sick

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Michelle Branch? HELL YES.

Norah Jones >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michelle Branch

 

Both in terms of doability and how much I can tolerate their music.

[Guest Mole]

I never said that she was FAT. All I said was that she has a little gut now, which she does.

 

If they show this again, which I am sure they will seeing how it is MTV, look at her stomach. It is hanging out a little bit, compared to what it used to look like. She defeintly has put some weight on. I'd still tag her, and I am not saying she is fat. Just the fact that she hasn't really been doing those situps she should be doing.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Michelle Branch? HELL YES.

Norah Jones >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michelle Branch

 

Both in terms of doability and how much I can tolerate their music.

After seeing your view on Jones/Branch...I can never take your word serious again.

 

I think Branch is way more attractive and at least her music doesn't put me to sleep.

[Guest Sturgis]

I'd still tag her

I hope by tag her you mean slap her upside her head.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Bah, she's still a twig.

 

And Branch isn't very attractive to me....at all.

[Guest Choken One]

Norah puts everyone in a miserable state...Branch is fun and poppy but not bad poppy.

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

Can't you guys compromise and just have a three-some with both Michelle Branch AND Norah Jones?

 

I know I'd like a shot at that...

[Guest Flyboy]

Yeah, I'd still hit that.

 

So would I.

 

Norah Jones >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michelle Branch

 

The man speaks the truth.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Michelle Branch is weird looking. It's a good kind of weird, but there's nothing weird about Norah Jones at all.

 

 

SQUIRT~!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Plus Norah Jone's dad is Ravi Shankar, so you can make love to sweet sitar music if you ever tire of hers. Sure, they don't really speak much, but she's gotta have at least ONE of his CDs...

[Guest ant_7000]

Christina probably parties and fucks alot. Its probably Sisqo's baby, if they had kids they will be really short and fruity especially if its a boy. She needs some meat on her but i'll still beat that up just to see how "dirty" she is.