Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Did anyone else notice that part of Jeff's body was green? Does anyone know why that was, did he have an accident with his hair dye? Also, I remember reading that the WWF is forcing all of it's wrestlers to tan before being allowed on TV. Well, Jeff proved that newsbit wrong. He looked disgustingly white, more than usual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ripper Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Heres my theory...Jeff Hardy is dead. Thats right...dead. I think he got killed at some point, and the WWF has figured out a way have the walking dead. Jeff is about a week away from coming out with a fat guy and telling people to rest in Peace. Dead man 2k2. But remember you read it here first...Jeff Hardy is dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Was it for St. Patrick's day maybe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted March 20, 2002 He sucks ass. Maybe green body point comes with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 20, 2002 I'm more shocked that Jeff Hardy kissed Stacy. She better get an AIDS test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted March 20, 2002 He looked sickly. The WWF should really go for a heroin addict angle with him...I don't think that's ever been done before. Instead of all of those ghey names he has for his moves now, i.e. "The Whisper in the Wind" or "Poetry In Motion," they could go miles with heroin-related names for this new gimmick. The "Poetry in Motion" could be renamed "The Needle and the Damage Done." There's no better way to freshen the Hardys' act than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Who is "Jeff Hardy"??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 20, 2002 He looked sickly. The WWF should really go for a heroin addict angle with him...I don't think that's ever been done before. Instead of all of those ghey names he has for his moves now, i.e. "The Whisper in the Wind" or "Poetry In Motion," they could go miles with heroin-related names for this new gimmick. The "Poetry in Motion" could be renamed "The Needle and the Damage Done." There's no better way to freshen the Hardys' act than that. ####, Jeff Hardy could be a heroin addict and Stacy could have TWO reasons to get an AIDS test after he kissed him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted March 20, 2002 I'm more shocked that Jeff Hardy kissed Stacy. She better get an AIDS test. Ooooooooooh. *quiet drum crash* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Seriously it looked like a good tattoo. He seems to be getting into them. Nice lines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Tattoos don't start to fade 20 minutes into the match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cataclysm911 Report post Posted March 20, 2002 You can't get AIDS from a kiss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted March 20, 2002 If you watch it again, Jeff himself looks at the greenish body splotch with a "WTF?" expression on his face. I'm guessing that he did a Kool Aid dye-job right before the match and it ran off without him knowing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Well, the Dudle Boyz and Matt have mentioned how unique and beautiful is on numerous occasions. Also, I remember reading that the WWF is forcing all of it's wrestlers to tan before being allowed on TV. When and where was this? He looked sickly. The WWF should really go for a heroin addict angle with him...I don't think that's ever been done before. Instead of all of those ghey names he has for his moves now, i.e. "The Whisper in the Wind" or "Poetry In Motion," they could go miles with heroin-related names for this new gimmick. The "Poetry in Motion" could be renamed "The Needle and the Damage Done." There's no better way to freshen the Hardys' act than that. "The Needle and the Damage Done" is a shitty name for a move, but that's tera-cool idea. But, to make this work, he can't cut promos like ... ===== JEFF HARDY: Billy and Chuck, you want to cost my brother the European Title? Why you bein' such a dummies?! Haven't yo' mamas ever told you boys ... you don't mess with someone on smack?! ===== He should do it more like ... ===== JEFF HARDY: Billy and Chuck, you want to cost my brother the European Title? Why you bein' such a dummies?! Haven't yo' mamas ever told you boys ... you don't mess with someone who may or may not be on smack?! ===== Or, to pull the rug out from under people ... ===== JEFF HARDY: Billy and Chuck, you want to cost my brother the European Title? Why you bein' such a dummies?! Havent yo' mamas ever told you boys ... you don't mess with someone who's on Smack ... Down?! JIM ROSS: That's right, folks ... Jeff Hardy has been know to appear on Smackdown once in in a while! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted March 20, 2002 I noticed that too. the funniest part was the fact the match stopped for an awkward moment while Jeff took of his shirt and then was surprised by it himself and stopped and looked down at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 20, 2002 I think Jeff mistook the higher-ups' memo for everyone to "get a little colour" before they show any skin. Maybe Hogan should have lent him his "Orange Goblin Tanner 3000" before the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 20, 2002 I think I'll watch that again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Jeff Hardy looked like a pale HIV victim @ WMX-8. Did anyone else notice how disgusted Jeff was after he kissed Stacy Keibler? He looked like a 8 year Old Boy who just got kissed by a girl. You could almost read his lips say, "Yucky, Poo Poo." But, what can you expect from a man who has Rainbow Hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted March 20, 2002 Maybe her breath was bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ripper Report post Posted March 21, 2002 "But, what can you expect from a man who has Rainbow Hair." Good to see good ol small town "That ain't "normal" so it can't be right!!" thinking is alive and well. ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 #### SKIPPY! dont com round these parts , youd probably want to rip up me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 21, 2002 "But, what can you expect from a man who has Rainbow Hair." Good to see good ol small town "That ain't "normal" so it can't be right!!" thinking is alive and well. ??? Well, of all the possible reasons that people have for having rainbow hair, being homosexual would probably be the most "right." I mean when you consider gothics and various rebels as your other choices... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 colors for angel are rainbow like Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest teke184 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 A person on coke would be appropriate for a HTM-style run with a belt or a Crash Holly run with the HC title 24/7. In the words of Ice Cube, "Ain't NOBODY catchin' a crackhead when he starts runnin'." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest allykat Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Nice to see the residents of hicksville USA are alive and well and frequent this board. And Americans wonder why the rest of the world takes the piss out of their small minded behaviour. Guys, go home. There are villages out there missing their idiots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 21, 2002 It is kind of funny to see people who come onto this board and act like jealous lovers if their favourites god forbid do a job, take the piss out of gay men. Is there serious repression going on here guys? Or is there something you're afraid to face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 21, 2002 I agree with you Muz and Ally. I'm Jesuit Pig by the way......nice to meet at least 2 people who are not assholes. All though I make gay jokes once in awhile I know I shouldn't be doing it and try not to. That AIDS jokes was way fucking out of line though. I thought the heroine joke was bad too but not even close to the AIDS one. Besides......Apple's heroine joke was LOL funny. People think its so funny to make fun of gays all the time but if someone said soemthing about there favorite wrestler having AIDS or likng to fuck other men in the ass they would get pissed off and whine to SK for the person to get banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 21, 2002 True. It's pretty sad that in the 21st century gays are still thought to be funny. Well, actually they are, but no more so than heterosexuals! It's also sad that the WWF tag teams champions have a gay gimmick. And not a very funny one at that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest griffinmills Report post Posted March 21, 2002 So which is it then. Should gays be thought of as "funny" or should the tag team that is gay be "not funny?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Er...Billy and Chuck are not funny. Homosexuality is not in itself funny. *Sex* is funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
