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Guest Kotzenjunge
MrRant says watch the hell out Commies and Hippies.

 

I'm still here, what the fuck are you going to do about it? I'm apparently both, as someone who doesn't agree with your narrow extreme right-wing views, or so you've called me.

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Guest El Psycho Diablo

Communism, woo!

 

*waves his red hammer-and-sickle flag, loads AK-47, and waits*

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

I laugh at Communists for the same reasons I laugh at neo-Nazis and fans of Disco.

 

You guys lost. Why support losers?

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Guest Kotzenjunge
I laugh at Communists for the same reasons I laugh at neo-Nazis and fans of Disco.

 

You guys lost. Why support losers?

Because there's still 1.3 billion Communists in the form of China alone. Gimme another one, you're killing me here.

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Guest Brian

Anyone should run faster than the boys in blue. Once you get three donuts and two cups of coffee in your system...

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Guest Krotchenjudge

I'm all busted up, broken bones and nasty cuts. Accidents will happen, but this time I can't get up

 

Bill O'Reilly is my God. Lefties should be jailed for being unAmerican jerkoffs.

 

Fro cheez,

Krotchenjudge.

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Guest Tyler McClelland

Amusingly, Bill O'Reilly skipped out of service in Vietnam.

 

So much for his hippie bashing credibility.

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Guest Krotchenjudge

I hope that powder is Anthrax MrRant, and you get all the hippies with it...

 

:firing: Hippies

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Guest Krotchenjudge

I hope that powder is Anthrax MrRant, and you get all the hippies with it...

 

:firing: Hippies

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Guest evenflowDDT
I'm all busted up, broken bones and nasty cuts. Accidents will happen, but this time I can't get up

Stop pulling teeth and work harder on parodying Kotz. BORING~!

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Guest Incandenza

One night, Rant and I got really, really drunk, and he told me about his beloved childhood pet duck, Quacky. Quacky was run over by a car, and Rant's never gotten over it. He started crying and wouldn't stop.

 

From here on, I shall refer to Rant as Quacky.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
I laugh at Communists for the same reasons I laugh at neo-Nazis and fans of Disco.

 

You guys lost. Why support losers?

Because there's still 1.3 billion Communists in the form of China alone. Gimme another one, you're killing me here.

Out of those in China how many do you think actually PREFER the Communist economic system?

 

You are an idiot, my friend.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Rant, it was four threads down and I relized there was a loose end in it.

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Guest evenflowDDT
Boy this thread came back from the dead.

...and I still haven't bathed.

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf

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Why would our children need help? we treat them perfectly well. AT LEAST as well as our cattle

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Guest evenflowDDT
Why is it not tax-deductable?

You seriously act like we're paying our taxes anyway... taxes go to "The Man". FUCK THE MAN~!

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Guest evenflowDDT
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Why would our children need help? we treat them perfectly well. AT LEAST as well as our cattle

Uhh... dude, if your cattle are as diseased and starved as your children, how do you eat them?

 

Besides, cows don't live in the desert, SILLY~! Unless they're brown cows that drink oil and give us chocolate milk!

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Guest MrRant

You like to fuck the man? Have all the bong hits and love in's made you grease the pole now or was it the dusty, fish smelling (after all have to be one with nature) jungle bush that turned you?

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