OaOasT Year 2 Predictions thread

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

This might be fun

 

Top 5 Moments to happen to the OaOasT in the next year. (in no order)

 

1) Zack Finally wins Gold

 

It was bound to happen, Zack Malibu had flirted with the golden belt for over 6 months, and the thirst for his fans to see their champion recognized could barely be contained. Made even more special as to when he would it, and the fact that he managed a respectable title reign in the face of #2. For most of the year, it seemed the focus was on Zack and the title, for Zack was the pure definition of a champion

 

2) The Trinity Terror

 

No one saw EF and Sandman working together, on the same show, for the same purpose. And in between, no one saw how BPP became involved...All three men had something against Zack, and broke policy whenever possible to make the champ's life a living hell. A new kind of heel, the Trinity took religion and warped it into its own sick wishes, spawning a cult after their beliefs...small cadres of fans would dress in gothic fashion, wearing hoods, proclaiming themselves followers of the trinity... and moreso, when the trinity changed, followers of the wresterl who formerly called himself Sandman

 

3) K Money beats AngleSault

 

Driven crazy by the demise of the aWo and the loss of his precious gold, AngleSault went on a frenzy at HeldDOWN assaulting everyone...We expected someone to stand up, but that someone being a rookie? Beating AngleSault at AngleSlam and going on to a long X reign after, K Money certainloy was money

 

4) The Tag Title

 

If its possible, the Tag Team Championship became the title to have during the summer months...with Zack and the Trinity still embroiled in hate, very few wanted to get anywhere close ot them...and forced to team together for safety...the teams of the Originals, the JOB Squad, the Dream Machines, Boogie Knights 2K3, the diabolic Los Infernales, and old stalwarts the Mystery Weirdness Connection made for a jaw dropping two-ring, 10 man, TLC Match with both titles suspended above the ring all the more inspiring...No match came close during that year than this epic encounter at AngleSlam

 

5) MarioLogan Winning Streak?

 

Treated as a joke like Anges, Mario was relegated to the bottom of the card...which became a blessing. Mario learned from his opponents and after about 2 months of losing, began a winning streak from Beach Brawl to the Royal Rumble, lasting until being the last man eliminated...Mario found his way up the card, lost his monsters, and gained fan support

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Top TEN:

 

ZsasZ/AP feud culminates: This is the most epic feud I've ever laid out, spanning half a year and embroiling most of the HeldDown cast at one point or another, when this thing fucking blows-off...

 

You don't see climaxes this good in porn.

 

2. New Stars emerge:

 

The Purist, Me, Kotz, Andrew, Gladiator, The Trinity and The Enigma. Look for them all to either emerge or make a lasting impact.

 

3. The "PLAN" revelaled.

 

My master plan has been put on hold till Angle-Mania, but at Angle-Mania III it will all come full circle.

 

4. Zack gets the strap

 

5. Dungeon of Doom dies.

 

6. SS becomes Executive Producer.

 

7. AS feuds with the mystery man

 

8. An old superstar returns for one night, to take on a young gun of the Fed.

 

9. The Trinity break-up (It'll happen)

 

10. When Sass finally joins.

[Guest The Superstar]

Um, why did you spoil this stuff?

 

1) Superstar wins the OAOAST Championship~

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

5. Dungeon of Doom dies.

.....and returns. Besides I'm only keeping one monster at my side. I'm also trying to talk my cosuin into coming here. She is an obssessed Nirvana fan who believes Kurt Cobain's return siganls the Second Coming of Christ. (No joke)

 

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Seriously:

 

You will see my new cage one day, if Chinese Democracy comes out before my cage, I'll shoot myself.

[Guest Angle-plex]

1) Agnes midcards all the shows and PPVs.

[Guest SP-1]

1. SpiderPoet and El Dandy cement themselves as the most shady tag team, and a true force to be reckoned with.

 

or

 

2. SP eventually blades himself to the point of no return in the OAOAS thread.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Spoilers:

 

I will blade every match

I will change my attire to reflect my new gimmick*

I will lose my mind

I will kill the commentators

The new commentator marks out for me, and me only, and my monster also

My monster criplles all of the champions, but never wins a title

 

*

[Guest caboose]

1) Caboose takes over control of the OAOAST and fires BPP.

[Guest Sandman9000]

1) Sandman takes over the OAOAST and fires BPP.

2) Everyone quits, comes back, quits again, comes back, quits, and finally bans Agnes.

3) Evenflow continues to make no damn sense.

4) Mario does something.

5) A nuclear apocalpyse wipes out everything and everyone, except for SP.

 

I've spoiled everything now. Hee hee hee.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

1) Sandman takes over the OAOAST and fires BPP.

2) Everyone quits, comes back, quits again, comes back, quits, and finally bans Agnes.

3) Evenflow continues to make no damn sense.

4) Mario does something.

5) A nuclear apocalpyse wipes out everything and everyone, except for SP.

 

I've spoiled everything now. Hee hee hee.

You forgot the part where everyone finally acknowledges me as God.

I come up with a new pic of myself:

 

 

I know it's not me, but I'll buy a costume like that soon, and maybe an Axl Rose costume too.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

1)Angle-Plex becomes a mod~!

 

2)Zack and Superstar once again team up, and grab GOLD!

 

3)BPP will don a swing dancer gimmick, complete with Zoot Suit Riot as his theme song

 

4)People won't want to ban Agnes, they'll want to ban Mario

 

5)Sandman will need a blood transfusion halfway through a PPV match in order to continue, and will return to the arena to win. However, it will be The Purist who saves him, and Sandie is forced to owe him in debt forever.

 

6)EL DANDY~! will have enough of SP

 

7)SP will become a main event heel by years end

 

8)Some new, yet familiar faces will join the company

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

4)People won't want to ban Agnes, they'll want to ban Mario

I wonder what I did this time?

[Guest Angle-plex]

1) Agnes midcards all the shows and PPVs.

I'll add some more:

 

2) HeldDOWN~ will be the surperior brand~!

3) SUPERSTAR~ will get OAOAST World Gold

4) Zsasz and SpiderPoet will reach MAIN EVENT STATUS~

5) I retire from the OAOAST~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Another...

 

Agnes is signed to a NO RETIRE clause, meaning he'll be OAOAST until he's a wheelchair bound, Viagra popping 75 year old.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

...

Zack...

 

Im so doing that gimmick

 

"Juke Jive and Wail combo?"

 

My finisher would be the "Zoot Suit Riot"

 

golden

 

EDIT:

 

A Six Month feud...ehhhhhh, clear that with AP yo? he's got plans too, id talk to him or something...someone's getting a little happy

 

SUperstar with gold? gold teeth~! hahahaha

 

Yeah, I think Los Infernales will split at some point

 

Whats with all this BPP hate...2 guys want to fire me? Fine...Ill take over and FIRE YOU ALL...

 

err, too bad everyone would quit if that happened...sigh, ill just be content to hold onto my vestiges of grandness

 

but i think thats how the oaoast should end...sandman nukes everyone

 

cept agnes, who is forced to live a life alon ala an old twilight zone

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

oh yeah, i was hoping wed have like paragraph predictions, go into the story some

 

at least i tried too...and try to predict about others

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Well, I'm at work, so short stories will have to do for now

 

Another:

 

BPP will pull an Orton on live TV, splitting the pants of his Zoot Suit and letting the world know how big Poppa Popick is. Worldwide audiences will then bust out there telescopes

 

 

::BPP hits him with 5000 tomatoes::

 

 

I LOOOOOOVVVEEE YOUUUUUU ZAAACKKKKK

[Guest SP-1]

5) A nuclear apocalpyse wipes out everything and everyone, except for SP.

I will build myself a throne from the bones of the OAOAST and sit perched there until I die. Holding the OAOAST World Title and edlessly spouting off promos on the fly as I lose my sanity.

 

Sweet.

[Guest SP-1]

7)SP will become a main event heel by years end

The day I hit the Main Event, we'll give 'em an f'ing great Zack Malibu vs. SpiderPoet II match.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Another...

 

Agnes is signed to a NO RETIRE clause, meaning he'll be OAOAST until he's a wheelchair bound, Viagra popping 75 year old.

I'll never sign such a contract!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

7)SP will become a main event heel by years end

The day I hit the Main Event, we'll give 'em an f'ing great Zack Malibu vs. SpiderPoet II match.

That's the plan .

[Guest evenflowDDT]

No one saw EF and Sandman working together, on the same show, for the same purpose. And in between, no one saw how BPP became involved...All three men had something against Zack, and broke policy whenever possible to make the champ's life a living hell. A new kind of heel, the Trinity took religion and warped it into its own sick wishes, spawning a cult after their beliefs...small cadres of fans would dress in gothic fashion, wearing hoods, proclaiming themselves followers of the trinity...

OMG~! EVENFLOW AND SANDMAN ON THE SAME PAGE?!?!?!?! IMPOSSIBLE~! I think Big Nostra-Popick has had too many butterflies in his head. Really I do

 

3) Evenflow continues to make no damn sense.

 

Dude, I make more sense than a sack of potatoes. WITH CHEESE~! Mmmmmmm..... cheese......

[Guest Anglesault]

Another...

 

Agnes is signed to a NO RETIRE clause, meaning he'll be OAOAST until he's a wheelchair bound, Viagra popping 75 year old.

I'll never sign such a contract!

::Shows Agnes the contract he signed the other day. As AP was signing it, AS has his finger over the NO RETIRE clause.::

[Guest What?]

::claps retardedly at being mentioned::

 

 

I RULE!

 

 

and the Zack thing? I reeeeeeally hope that happens. That guy is a pure pimp, plain and simple.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I CALLED IT! You crazy mofos!

 

 

I said that Sandy and Evenflow should find a way to be a team, and lookie lookie.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

In the Year 2000, in the Year 2000!

 

Agnes and Mario will both have the most title reigns, when the OAOAST instigates a feud between them, over the new title of "Most Useless Human." The fued ends when Kevin Nash enters the OAOAST, and is brutally squashed by both men.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Eskimo will probably muddle around in the midcard until I think of a decent gimmick he can have unmasked. Which hasnt happened yet...any suggestions please PM me!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Eskimo will probably muddle around in the midcard until I think of a decent gimmick he can have unmasked. Which hasnt happened yet...any suggestions please PM me!

In the Year 2000, in the Year 2000!

 

Mario brings back the Shark, who feuds with the Eskimo. Mario is immediately tracked down by the OAOAST, and commited to a mental institution.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

I CALLED IT! You crazy mofos!

 

 

I said that Sandy and Evenflow should find a way to be a team, and lookie lookie.

yes

 

feel special

 

arent you proud?

 

and of course, these are silly predictions too

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

In the Year 2000, in the Year 2000!

 

Mario talks his wierd cousin into coming here. She reforms the Dungeon of doom without Mario, and is horribly laughed at. CWM returns and they fight over the Kurt Cobain obsessed freak gimmick. Mario sits behind her, and laughs at her misfortune.

 

I really did try to bring her here.