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Guest Vern Gagne
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Charles Shackleford-I can shoot left handed or right handed..I'm amphibious

 

An old ABA player-After being told that it will be earlier when the plane lands, than when it takes off. "No way I'm getting on no time machine"

 

Austin Peay fans when they had a player named Fly Williams. The Fly is open...go Austin Peay.

Guest Kingpk
Posted

Two words:

 

YANKEES SUCK!

YANKEES SUCK!

YANKEES SUCK!

YANKEES SUCK!

 

*Waits for the Yankee fans with their "1918" chants*

 

"Wake up the damn Bambino and let me face him, maybe I'll drill him in the ass." - Pedro Martinez

Guest bob_barron
Posted

When asked if they visited the Parthenon Shaq replied

 

"No we didn't visit that club"

Guest teke184
Posted

"Over-rated"

 

- Fans of the first team to beat BYU each season

Guest nl5xsk1
Posted

Jm Schoenfeld, then coach of the Devils, mouthing off to referee Koharski in the hallways of the old Garden in a playoff series, for missing a call:

 

“Have another doughnut, you fat pig!”

Guest alkeiper
Posted

Casey Stengel was always good for a quote.....

 

"I couldn't have done it without my players."

-on winning the World Series

 

"The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it."

 

"You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls."

 

"The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off."

 

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup."

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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"Daaaaaa-rryyyl. Daaaaaa-rryyyl."

 

Even though I'm a Flyers fan, I always liked:

"Heeeex-tall. Heeeeex-tall."

 

I thought it was pretty cool after Hextall came back to the Flyers, the Philly fans did that chant when he was having a great game.

Guest starvenger
Posted

my favourite drunken group chant (at a baseball game):

 

"YOU SUCK!! EAT A BAG OF SHIT!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Scotty Pipen: "Fuck Phil Jackson."

 

Someone asked him a question about Phil a year or two after he left the Bulls...that was his reply.

Guest Crazy Dan
Posted

My old high school used have some of the more funny chants like:

 

"40 is in the chess club clap, clap, clap"

 

"Rancho Faggot, clap, clap, clap, clap"

 

When we played Jason Kidd's high school team our chant for him was:

"3, 2? is that your IQ" Of course, Kidd proceeded to score 30 second half points, but I still thought that one was pretty funny.

 

"We pay your money, put in Neagle" (Neagle was a player who worked really hard, but never got to play much. So when he would be put into the game during blow outs, the fans would go crazy. And if he drained a three, then place would always erupt.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

There are so many Barkley quotes I can't fit them all in here -- the first one that comes to mind was when he was a 76er and they just squeaked by the pathetic Nets he made a crack like this was the kind of game that if you lose you go home and beat your wife over...

Guest Polish_Rifle
Posted

I remember Shaq was talking about how good he was or something and he said...

 

"I can't be stopped. Period. P-E-R-O...Period."

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: what an idiot.

Guest evilhomer
Posted

I forget who said this or the exact wording, but the gist of one of my favs is

"Can you slice my pizza into four quarters tonight, I'm not hungry enough to eat eight slices"

I always use this one.

 

 

Has anyone ever got a good "You fucked up" chant going outside of a wrestling arena? I've tried at baseball games, hockey games, lacrosse games, but they just don't catch on.

Guest Polish_Rifle
Posted

My favorite chant of all time is "Shane's a Pussy"

Guest razazteca
Posted

Blank is the best pound for pound fighter in the world. This phrase get used too often as nearly after every fight someone gets annointed as the best.

 

So many Mike Tyson quotes to list.

Guest RepoMan
Posted
"You fucked up" chant going outside of a wrestling arena? I've tried at baseball games, hockey games, lacrosse games, but they just don't catch on.

I did that at a basketball game in high school when a kid on the other team missed a lay up to take the lead in the final minute. My brother and his freinds who are also smarks joined in.

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