Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted March 11, 2003 Charles Shackleford-I can shoot left handed or right handed..I'm amphibious An old ABA player-After being told that it will be earlier when the plane lands, than when it takes off. "No way I'm getting on no time machine" Austin Peay fans when they had a player named Fly Williams. The Fly is open...go Austin Peay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted March 11, 2003 Two words: YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! *Waits for the Yankee fans with their "1918" chants* "Wake up the damn Bambino and let me face him, maybe I'll drill him in the ass." - Pedro Martinez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted March 11, 2003 When asked if they visited the Parthenon Shaq replied "No we didn't visit that club" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest teke184 Report post Posted March 11, 2003 "Over-rated" - Fans of the first team to beat BYU each season Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nl5xsk1 Report post Posted March 11, 2003 Jm Schoenfeld, then coach of the Devils, mouthing off to referee Koharski in the hallways of the old Garden in a playoff series, for missing a call: “Have another doughnut, you fat pig!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alkeiper Report post Posted March 11, 2003 Casey Stengel was always good for a quote..... "I couldn't have done it without my players." -on winning the World Series "The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it." "You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls." "The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off." Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted March 11, 2003 "Daaaaaa-rryyyl. Daaaaaa-rryyyl." Even though I'm a Flyers fan, I always liked: "Heeeex-tall. Heeeeex-tall." I thought it was pretty cool after Hextall came back to the Flyers, the Philly fans did that chant when he was having a great game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted March 11, 2003 my favourite drunken group chant (at a baseball game): "YOU SUCK!! EAT A BAG OF SHIT!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2003 I intend to start the following chant for Neifi Perez's return to Kauffman Stadium as a SF Giant. Neifi-Neifi-nigh Neifi-Neifi-lo Hey-hey-hey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted March 11, 2003 Scotty Pipen: "Fuck Phil Jackson." Someone asked him a question about Phil a year or two after he left the Bulls...that was his reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crazy Dan Report post Posted March 11, 2003 My old high school used have some of the more funny chants like: "40 is in the chess club clap, clap, clap" "Rancho Faggot, clap, clap, clap, clap" When we played Jason Kidd's high school team our chant for him was: "3, 2? is that your IQ" Of course, Kidd proceeded to score 30 second half points, but I still thought that one was pretty funny. "We pay your money, put in Neagle" (Neagle was a player who worked really hard, but never got to play much. So when he would be put into the game during blow outs, the fans would go crazy. And if he drained a three, then place would always erupt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted March 11, 2003 There are so many Barkley quotes I can't fit them all in here -- the first one that comes to mind was when he was a 76er and they just squeaked by the pathetic Nets he made a crack like this was the kind of game that if you lose you go home and beat your wife over... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Polish_Rifle Report post Posted March 11, 2003 I remember Shaq was talking about how good he was or something and he said... "I can't be stopped. Period. P-E-R-O...Period." what an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evilhomer Report post Posted March 11, 2003 I forget who said this or the exact wording, but the gist of one of my favs is "Can you slice my pizza into four quarters tonight, I'm not hungry enough to eat eight slices" I always use this one. Has anyone ever got a good "You fucked up" chant going outside of a wrestling arena? I've tried at baseball games, hockey games, lacrosse games, but they just don't catch on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Polish_Rifle Report post Posted March 11, 2003 My favorite chant of all time is "Shane's a Pussy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 11, 2003 Blank is the best pound for pound fighter in the world. This phrase get used too often as nearly after every fight someone gets annointed as the best. So many Mike Tyson quotes to list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted March 12, 2003 "You fucked up" chant going outside of a wrestling arena? I've tried at baseball games, hockey games, lacrosse games, but they just don't catch on. I did that at a basketball game in high school when a kid on the other team missed a lay up to take the lead in the final minute. My brother and his freinds who are also smarks joined in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
