Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 well - I was just rejected from the U.S. Navy recruiting officers! My life is so directionless - I have no job skills, no money saved, I am in despair - old people who I ask for advice tell me the service will straighten me right out, give me a responsibility or whatever... so I call the naval recruiting office because I don't want to kill anyone hand to hand ...told them I'd like to enlist... they ask me if I've ever been in mental therapy - I say yes, hell EVERYONE has! I took some prozac and lithium 2 years ago because the therapist recommended it - I've been off of it for 2 years!!! They told me the mere fact I took prozac once disqualifies me from all positions in the armed forces, that I was in mental therapy for a condition...I'm inelligible. To quote tony soprano worrying about his boy, or paraphrase him rather....how the hell am I going to save myself? I'm a nobody with no skills and no money for college... homeless shelter here I come. EDIT - at least I don't have to worry about the draft.
Guest T®ITEC Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 Maybe you could pack up and try the military of a friendly country. Perhaps they'd let you in.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 Well, it looks like you've learned a very valuable lesson - lying is good.
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 My cousin learned that sometimes you need to lie. He had asthma as a kid but now as an adult he is fine. But when they asked him at first he told the truth and he was turned down. He learned just forget that part and you're in
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 My cousin learned that sometimes you need to lie. He had asthma as a kid but now as an adult he is fine. But when they asked him at first he told the truth and he was turned down. He learned just forget that part and you're in he got in after he made another appointment and lied?
Guest swan Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 My cousin learned that sometimes you need to lie. He had asthma as a kid but now as an adult he is fine. But when they asked him at first he told the truth and he was turned down. He learned just forget that part and you're in A guy I went to HS with had a bum shoulder from a wrestling injury he suffered. He enlisted. Passed the physicial and made thrpugh basic. When he made his first jump from a plane, he landed hard, fucked up that same shoulder and was medically discharged. Uncle Sam now sends him a monthly check for the rest of his life.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 I was discharged before going to Boot Camp, I hurt my leg, and started taking Ibuprofen. I also got some wierd, unrelated infection which caused me to take Amoxcillin.
Guest RenegadeX28 Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 Well, I don't know what my friend is gonna do..... He was accepted by the U.S Navy, he gets shipped out Sept 2003. Well, he is deaf in one ear. He had to do the hearing test. The officer left. My friend knew that he was going to fail this test. So, he used his good ear to hear both beeps. He passed the test. Now, what if the Navy discovers the fact he is deaf in one ear?
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 Well, I don't know what my friend is gonna do..... He was accepted by the U.S Navy, he gets shipped out Sept 2003. Well, he is deaf in one ear. He had to do the hearing test. The officer left. My friend knew that he was going to fail this test. So, he used his good ear to hear both beeps. He passed the test. Now, what if the Navy discovers the fact he is deaf in one ear? They'll bitch at you with a fine. I guess he'll have to get a hearing aid, that is accepted by the Department of Defense, to make sure they don't discharge him or fine him.
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted March 11, 2003 Report Posted March 11, 2003 this fucking sucks ...i am 23 and i live with my mom, I should be TAKING CARE OF my mom....I was going to do the 4 year program where I'd get benefits for life as a medical officer with 75% of my schooling paid for... now....it's back to jerking off in my office until they lay me off.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 12, 2003 Report Posted March 12, 2003 well - I was just rejected from the U.S. Navy recruiting officers! My life is so directionless - I have no job skills, no money saved, I am in despair - old people who I ask for advice tell me the service will straighten me right out, give me a responsibility or whatever... so I call the naval recruiting office because I don't want to kill anyone hand to hand ...told them I'd like to enlist... they ask me if I've ever been in mental therapy - I say yes, hell EVERYONE has! I took some prozac and lithium 2 years ago because the therapist recommended it - I've been off of it for 2 years!!! They told me the mere fact I took prozac once disqualifies me from all positions in the armed forces, that I was in mental therapy for a condition...I'm inelligible. To quote tony soprano worrying about his boy, or paraphrase him rather....how the hell am I going to save myself? I'm a nobody with no skills and no money for college... homeless shelter here I come. EDIT - at least I don't have to worry about the draft. Kinetic?
Guest Kinetic Posted March 13, 2003 Report Posted March 13, 2003 No, that's not me. I don't post here anymore.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 13, 2003 Report Posted March 13, 2003 No, that's not me. I don't post here anymore. It was a gag, pal. Anyhoo, ::marks out::
Guest tank_abbott Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Ummmm Quit jerking off in your office and try WORKING! If all else fails apply at Wal-mart, enjoy being overpaid, and getting away with slacking. That's what I do $9.12 an hour and I do NOTHING OF NOTE!
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Ummmm Quit jerking off in your office and try WORKING! If all else fails apply at Wal-mart, enjoy being overpaid, and getting away with slacking. That's what I do $9.12 an hour and I do NOTHING OF NOTE! 9.12 an hour isn't enough for a 1 room apartment where I live guy...I make almost twice as much now - it's a lot easier to say "Just be motivated" when I've never had a routine my entire life...that's where the military would come in - forcing me to become a man, sometimes you just can't do that on your own - my case having no father, and other people's cases having a gay sissy father and mother who shake their finger at you instead of whooping your ass.
Guest tank_abbott Posted March 15, 2003 Report Posted March 15, 2003 GOD helps thoses who help themselves... You are a full of excuses.... May I suggest ------------ (edited for my own well being)
Guest Tim Posted March 15, 2003 Report Posted March 15, 2003 What about the French Foreign Legion? Or the Israeli Defence force? Or prostitution...
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