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Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout
Posted

No, not a rhetorical question, but check this:Death Clock

 

Tuesday, July 20, 2049(Normal)

 

Thursday, May 25, 2034(Pessimistic)

 

Thursday, July 19, 2012(Sadistic)

 

Friday, September 9, 2067(Optimistic)

Guest Bosstones Fan
Posted
No, not a rhetorical question, but check this:Death Clock

 

Tuesday, July 20, 2049(Normal)

 

Thursday, May 25, 2034(Pessimistic)

 

Thursday, July 19, 2012(Sadistic)

 

Friday, September 9, 2067(Optimistic)

Saw this thing like 4 years ago. I think I only have another 30 years or so to go...

Guest nl5xsk1
Posted

Wednesday, August 19, 2048

 

I HOPE that this is accurate ... I doubt that I have that much time left with the life that I've lived.

Guest Samurai_Goat
Posted

They released a study somewhere (sorry, can't source it) that says that pessimists actually tend to live longer than optimists....

Guest Retro Rob
Posted

FYI, the "Death Clock" applies the same scale to everyone.

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

Death Clock or no, if I don't quit drinking at about 30 I'm fucked.

Guest caboose
Posted

Yeah, i'll be dead before i'm 25. I don't know what it is, but I have this gut feeling I'm gonna go young. Either some stupid stunt, a dare gone wrong or bad luck. But I feel like I'm gonna die soon. I feel like death follows me everywhere I go, even here on the board...

 

(Looks At Sig)

 

OMG! It's true!

Guest redbaron51
Posted

In a sadistic way i'm suppose to die in a month...

 

in an optimistic way i'm suppose to die on tuesday july 5 2078

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

If I make it past 2050 I'll be happy, but I'm sure someone will kill me by then...

 

Normal: 1/14 2050

 

Pess: 10/25 2034

 

Sad: 1/14 2013

 

Opt: 3/5 2064

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Friday, March 19, 2032

 

 

Hell, here I come!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

My Optimistic has me lasting until 2078.

 

Hell, the Sadistic doesn't have my dying until I'm 36.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Normal: Saturday, June 9, 2057

Pessimistic: Friday, May 3, 2041

Sadistic: Monday, June 8, 2020

Optimistic: Tuesday, August 9, 2072

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

Sadistic: Wednesday, May 21, 2025

 

...Dying at 39. Yeah, that's what I've been thinking/planning for.

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Tuesday, August 9, 2044

 

So does that mean I've got 41 years to do whatever I want without worrying about dying?

Guest wwF1587
Posted

Normal: Monday, December 23, 2058 (my brothers birthday!)

 

Pessimistic: Thursday, October 29, 2042

 

Sadistic: Thursday, December 23, 2021

 

Optimistic: Thursday, January 19, 2082

 

Damnit! Death isn't coming soon enough :angry:

Guest SupaTaft
Posted

Yeah, I took one of these before and it said I was to die in four days. I'm still alive.

 

Oddly enough, this one says that in the optimistic prediction I'll die in 2004. That's a ray of sunshine no doubt.

 

And no, I do not do drugs of any sort.

 

-Taft

Guest Officer Schmidt
Posted

In my line of duty, you could go at any time. You just gotta keep our head up and your eyes open, and shoot them before they get the chance to look like they're gonna pull a gun. Way too much scum on the streets that would just as likely kill you than look at you.

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

Born August 13th, 1975.

 

Normal: Tuesday, May 25, 2049

 

Pessimistic: Wednesday, April 4, 2029

 

Sadistic: Thursday, May 24, 2012

 

Optimistic: Friday, July 31, 2071

 

I'd say Sadictis is right with the way I smoke and drink

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