Observations about Life, The Universe...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

If they rename French Fries; Freedom Fries, will they rename "French Kissing"?

 

How come Jay Leno sucks so much, and the only people who don't see it, work at NBC?

 

How come morons are now allowed to use sarcasm? I thought that was reserved for the cowardly, smart people.

 

How come the only two starring roles Jason Lee has taken were "Stealing Harvard" and "A Guy Thing" ?

 

Don't you hate people who talk to dogs like they can undertand them, and then pretend to answer for the dogs?

 

How come most people are so willing to deem other people "stupid" based on their tastes in music/film/games/food without stopping to think how stupid it is to make moral judgements on people based on music/film/games/food ?

 

What ever happened to R.L. Stine?

 

Did you ever get Deja Vu? What's up with that?

 

How come there's no Fu manchu in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Movie? Is an evil Oriental stereotype any less offensive then a mysoginistic British one?

 

How come Grand Moff Tarkin rules so much ass in the first Star Wars movie, and they never brought him back in the prequels?

 

Did you ever get Deja Vu? What's up with that?

 

How come classic rock stations STILL play Peter Frampton, who is neither classic, nor rock.

 

Ever met one of those atheists who interrupt other people's conversations on the afterlife with their snide remarks? Those guys are more annoying then televangelists.

 

What happened to Wishbone? That dog ruled PBS Kids TV with an iron paw for like two years.

 

Why do the English use so many unecessary vowel substitutes?

 

If you cloned yourself, and had sex with your clone, would it be incest or masturbation?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What happened to Wishbone? That dog ruled PBS Kids TV with an iron paw for like two years.

 

I think the girl on there was getting too hot to remain on PBS.

[Guest Retro Rob]

How come Jay Leno sucks so much, and the only people who don't see it, work at NBC?

 

Because he does much better than Letterman ratings-wise.

 

How come morons are now allowed to use sarcasm? I thought that was reserved for the cowardly, smart people.

 

Morons don't use it well. They generally fail miserably and get laughed at. Cheap entertainment IMO.

 

Don't you hate people who talk to dogs like they can undertand them, and then pretend to answer for the dogs?

 

I guess you aren't a pet person.

 

How come most people are so willing to deem other people "stupid" based on their tastes in music/film/games/food without stopping to think how stupid it is to make moral judgements on people based on music/film/games/food ?

 

Because people who prejudge other people are close-minded idiots.

 

What ever happened to R.L. Stine?

 

Like most fads, he disappeared.

 

Did you ever get Deja Vu? What's up with that?

 

Many times and it bothers the hell out of me.

 

Ever met one of those atheists who interrupt other people's conversations on the afterlife with their snide remarks? Those guys are more annoying then televangelists.

 

Well, I have to say nothing. It's not like I can stand by without involving myself in a conversation.

 

If you cloned yourself, and had sex with your clone, would it be incest or masturbation?

 

It would be a hot masturbation session.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Why are we making fun of the French because we disagree about Iraq with them? Do we think they'll change their minds because of it?

 

Why didn't Bush think of this before he asked permission to go to war? Why didn't he just GO?

 

Why does Bush's voice annoy me so much? It's a shitty Texan accent. It has none of the charm of other Southern accents. (No offense to Texans here.)

 

Why do more white guys use Ebonics then black guys in movies these days?

 

How come they can't get a Fantastic Four movie cast, but they've green lit Elektra?

[Guest Retro Rob]

Why are we making fun of the French because we disagree about Iraq with them? Do we think they'll change their minds because of it?

 

It has more to do with than that.

 

Why didn't Bush think of this before he asked permission to go to war? Why didn't he just GO?

 

Because that would have been a diplomatic nightmare.

 

Why do more white guys use Ebonics then black guys in movies these days?

 

Because White-Ebonics is all the rage. Black Ebonics was so 2 years ago.

 

How come they can't get a Fantastic Four movie cast, but they've green lit Elektra?

 

Wasn't Trish Stratus considered for a role in the Fantastic Four movie?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Why are we making fun of the French because we disagree about Iraq with them? Do we think they'll change their minds because of it?

 

It has more to do with than that.

 

Why didn't Bush think of this before he asked permission to go to war? Why didn't he just GO?

 

Because that would have been a diplomatic nightmare.

 

Why do more white guys use Ebonics then black guys in movies these days?

 

Because White-Ebonics is all the rage. Black Ebonics was so 2 years ago.

 

How come they can't get a Fantastic Four movie cast, but they've green lit Elektra?

 

Wasn't Trish Stratus considered for a role in the Fantastic Four movie?

1. No it doesn't. We just like feeling superior and right now France is killing the buzz.

 

2. Bush has never avoided those before.

[Guest Retro Rob]

1. No it doesn't. We just like feeling superior and right now France is killing the buzz.

As far as I'm concerned, it has to do with the fact that we are always there for France, but they are never there for us.

[Guest hardyz1]

Don't you hate people who talk to dogs like they can undertand them, and then pretend to answer for the dogs?

A pox on you!

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

If you have sex with your clone, I think it's called Clonesest.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

1. No it doesn't. We just like feeling superior and right now France is killing the buzz.

As far as I'm concerned, it has to do with the fact that we are always there for France, but they are never there for us.

Bullshit, just because we bailed them out twice, doesn't mean they have to agree with everything we decide.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Hold on now... are you telling me the renaming of "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries" WASN'T a joke?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Hold on now... are you telling me the renaming of "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries" WASN'T a joke?

'Fraid not, over here in Philly rich resturanteers are pouring French champagne down the drain as a sign of protest. The French response:

 

"Stupid Americans, you already bought it from us. At least drink it! You only punish yourself!"

[Guest DrTom]

Bullshit, just because we bailed them out twice, doesn't mean they have to agree with everything we decide.

No, it doesn't. However, we can rightly expect one of our supposed allies to look at the greater good instead of clinging to the oil deals Saddam gives them, and the money from all the shitty weapons France has sold them over the years. Other countries are willing to risk the short-term financial hit. Why not France?

 

But yes, dumping out wine and champagne you've already paid for is incredibly stupid.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

If they rename French Fries; Freedom Fries, will they rename "French Kissing"?

Why did we name it "Freedom" Fries? If we hate the French so much, then why not name it, "Surrender" Toast, "Frog" Kissing, or "Cowardly" Fries? Has any one ever thought of that? I belvieve this whole thing is just stupid.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Bullshit, just because we bailed them out twice, doesn't mean they have to agree with everything we decide.

No, it doesn't. However, we can rightly expect one of our supposed allies to look at the greater good instead of clinging to the oil deals Saddam gives them, and the money from all the shitty weapons France has sold them over the years. Other countries are willing to risk the short-term financial hit. Why not France?

 

But yes, dumping out wine and champagne you've already paid for is incredibly stupid.

Iraq supposedly owes France billions in debts. That's one of the reasons they don't want war.

 

 

Really, Bush should just attack on his own. We're the #1 milatary in the world... is Iraq even ranked?