Craziest High School Moments

[Guest benoitrulz4life]

If I had to rank them it would be:

 

10. In ROTC when we "took a walk" towards the end of the year, and ended up swimming in a lake in the woods near our school.

 

9. In ROTC when a fellow classmate killed a mole with a shovel.

 

8. In ROTC when we had a brawl on the bus after a rifle match, it was like ECW or something. Screwdrivers, seat belts, rifle slings, trophies, no one was safe.

 

7. During a rifle match, when three of us piled into the back of somebody's truck and he almost rolled it in the parking lot spinning donuts. (Wow, ROTC was fuckin' crazy, it ruled.)

 

6. One of the players on our basketball team punched somebody on the other team, and didn't even get ejected!

 

5. When the first two rows of bleachers almost fought this punk-ass on the visiting team.

 

4. When I acted on a dare and flipped off of a wall into a bush in the courtyard.

 

3. When we played this fucked up game in P.E. where you used foam cricket sticks and the rules were a hybrid hockey/soccer style and we used a foam ball. There were so many brawls in that game it made hockey look like a pacifist organization.

 

2. When me and this dude got in a fight and I hit him in the head with a plastic baseball bat. Think Sid/squeege incident.

 

1. In ROTC when I was almost shot on the rifle range by somebody dicking around. I was temporarily deaf in my right ear for a couple hours after.

 

Those might sound kind of lame, but they were crazy to me, and I don't know if anyone on this board was in ROTC or any Advanced P.E. classes, but those can be the damned craziest classes sometimes!

[Guest tank_abbott]

Well one of my male teachers was fired for molesting a male student...

 

I was chased down the hall by a 6'2 320 lb gay man who whipped out his willy and was trying to rub me with it...

 

While in a unsupervised study hall, the other jocks in the room found it funny to have one of them pull off some of his pubic hairs and rub it on my face and legs...

 

Oh wait you said crazy..not Gayest? My bad!

 

I didn't do many crazy things in High School... Pissed in a few public sinks....

 

I created a quasi cult back in 98 called the Disciples of Doom (DOD) and went around spouting Nostradamus's end time predictions, I signed up 72 of my classmates to be members of my cult, although only about 5 of us were serious about it... I went all over the top and printed out 100 pamplets and handed them out at school during lunch... when the "Countdown to Doomsday" hit 100 days I dressed from head to toe in blaze orange and taped a sign to the back of my vest.... and in the true spirit of Cult Leader's I created a list of 10 rules every member must follow (of course the rules intentionally contridicted themselves)...and once the countdown came and went and Doomsday did not occur, I spent the next 2 months making excuses about my dates being off.... until the principal finally told me he disapproved of my actions and I stopped the cult completely.... still 400+ days of great fun for me, as everyone thought I was dead serious and insane, when in reality I was merely doing a kaufman like stunt to gain a imfamous reputation.

 

I was banned from the internet at School for looking up Pee Wee Herman....

 

I randomly picked books off the shelf at the library and checked them out under other people's names....

 

Ahhhh...that's all 4 now...

 

(Life as a obese teen was not fun...) No drinking, smoking, partying, nothing....just me and Performence artistry...

 

Not surprising I never had a Girlfriend either....hmmmmm

 

*Sits down, weeps softly*

[Guest McLeary]

Ah, high school. My first year and a half were at the local Catholic high school while the latter two and a half were public. Hopefully all the best moments will of my adolescent expericence will make it into a screenplay and/or a coming of age dramedy on the WB.

Things that come to mind:

 

1) Being suspended for a week for assaulting an Arabic kid sophomore year. I slammed the back of his head into the back of a locker then proceeded to beat him without mercy for about 30 seconds until I snapped out of it( the "Matt finally snaps" episode)

 

2) The time freshman year when I found out the girl I liked asked this kid Mike to to the Sadie's dance instead of me. Mike's father was the head coach of the track team and had died tragically of a massive heart attack weeks earlier. Hard to feel bad for myself in that situation, no matter how much of a little prick Mike was. Hard to garner any sympathy, either.

 

3) The time there was a "bomb scare" at my public high school and the bomb squad had to be called in, and detonated outside what would later turn out o be an incubator, which was someone's frigging science project.

 

4) The time I tied the school record for quickest pin in wrestling my senior year. I just lucked into facing an overweigh freshman kid who had the misfortune of being bumped up to varsity. I was an average at best wrestler, yet there my name is(mispelled) on the wall of records for all eternity.

 

5) The time I threatened to murder a girl I liked's ex the last month of my senior year, This would have been an assault incident had the assistant principal not caught me in the act. I only got one day in the whole, and princy liked me and hated the other kid so everything was cool. This is insane because this kid was a quasi-whigger/sk8r d00d(he couldn't seem to figure out which), and I'm a big All-City football jock dude(albeit a really weird one) and at the very least a C-List, third-string popular guy, and she'd rather go out with this little sophomore asshole. Not that I'm holding on to things that happened three years ago, or anything...

 

6) The time my friends came over and got loaded at my house senior year and showed that girl's best friend (girlfriend to both of my two buddies at one point, also odd because both guys were hugely fat while she,uh, wasn't) where I hid my porn. Thanks, guys. Then they called her. Needless to say, there was no elfin puss on the horizon after that debacle.

 

7) The time a crazy guy came to football practice and acted like he was a coach(you had to be there..)

 

8) When I stepped in human feces in the bathroom...

 

9) Every other weird thing that isn't nearly as funny in written for than it would have been had you seen it...

[Guest SP-1]

A Senior Prank one year was they apparently put deer guts and stuff (our mascot was the Stag) in a hallway and released chickens in there. I never saw it and I'm trying to remember, so my facts may be a lil' off there but that's one of the sickest senior pranks I've ever heard of.

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

Around the end of eleventh grade, I somehow managed to become known as the school psycho, something that lasted for the next three years of high-school (two years of OAC. Sounded a lot better in theory than in practice, but still.) A few key incidents that I remember...

 

A fight (one of like maybe four I was ever in in high-school) that ended with me hip-blocking the guy down the stairs. Granted, it was only a half-flight in a hallway, but by the time the story made it back to ME, it had somehow changed to the concrete stairs to the basement.

 

As revenge for some kind of insult (my memory re: this era isn't great), filling somone's binder with drawings of dead clowns. Then getting his locker combination and doing the same thing on a larger scale. I don't think he ever made eye contact with me for the rest of high school.

 

Giving a bizarre Luddite-influenced spoken word performance as a drama project (I REALLY needed an A in SOMETHING in OAC, so I took the bird course of all bird courses), complete with props. I spent half the night taking stuff apart (an old ICON computer, a couple of junked tape recorders, etc) and re-assembling it, for really dramatic smashing during my monologue. Of course, I forgot that I'd be about five feet from the class. When I kicked my gimmicked tape recorder, I ended up showering them with parts, including hitting one person with the entire front panel. Still, stripping the keys off the keyboard with my boot heel was a cool image.

 

My contribution to Student Council's (yes, I was on it for a year, and no, I'm not proud) welcoming assembly for the new round of grade 9s? Walking onstage holding a plastic squirrel and telling them "and remember to always exercise caution in the cafeteria...we don't want to see anyone choking on their chicken".

 

Huffing gas in the woods by the school (it was actually experimental performance art, but still, not my best idea. Only ever did THAT once, let me tell you.)

 

Combined with wearing the same thing almost every day (brown jeans, ugly-ass red and green flannel shirt with bleach stains down one sleeve, three necklaces - a grey putty skull, a Primus logo, and a cool-looking metal thing I got from a broken combination lock and drilled a hole through - a beat-up jean jacket with a Primus patch on it, and either a Primus shirt or a $3 purple t-shirt with "HAT" written on it in fabric paint). Oh, and also a full beard I grew in the summer between grade 11 and grade 12 and haven't been without since. Shit...in retrospect, maybe I WAS the school psycho. I blame the Primus, obviously.

 

Come to think of it, none of this shit is really crazy, just weird and stupid. Like high school in general.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Well I'm still in high school, but all I have to say is that dodgeball brings some hilarious moments. For example, my friend Jordon was on the other team taunting me, saying that I couldn't hit him, so I took a ball and aimed for his head. Mind you, I'm actually pretty strong, so it would probably hurt if the ball hit the, er, wrong places. Surely enough, my hand had slipped, and I sacked him. So what do I do, the sensitive person I am? I fall on the floor laughing at him. Now that's compassion for ya.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Here's a few.

 

Freshmen year. Two friends at the time and me skipped Class and snuck into the Gym locker room since there was no class that period. We destroyed the room. Took Basketballs and threw them up through the Drop ceiling destroying half the ceiling. Took out the long lights bulbs and smashed them in the Showers, wrote all over the lockers with markers and signing other peoples names that we hated. We left about 10 minutes before class ended and never got caught. The Gym teacher, who was also the high School Football coach was pissed!!

 

Junior year. A bunch of us found a way to break into the Auditorium and skip class. So for about 2 weeks we did this and then one day I was sick and didn't go to school. That day those idiots get caught in there and 3 of them snitched me out for going in there too. Next day I get called down to the Principal's office with the group and we all get suspended for 3 days. I fought that I wasn't even in school that day but the dumbass Principal actually told me which 3 guys snitched on me. We're walking out of his office and we didn't even get out the front door and turned around and punched one of the guys in the mouth busting his mouth open. So now, I'm suspended another 5 days which is a total of 8 days off. The best part of all this. The suspension starts that day which was a Wednesday, the next week we had off anyway for spring break, so by time I came back to school it was like a total of 3 weeks. People and some teachers actually thought I dropped out.

 

This one isn't really crazy, just kind of funny. Senior Year, a Friend and I faked an argument in the hall way and then told everyone we were gonna fight after school across the street. So a big crowd gatherers around and we drove by in my Car beeping and waving to all the suckers. The next day in school people were pissed and bitched at us because they skipped getting a ride home because they wanted to see a fight.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Nothing "crazy" so far, just something both risky and stupid, yet somehow fun...

 

Last Monday, I went out in front of the school during gym class (with these two guys) and took a few hits of marijuana off this pipe one of them had.

 

So basically, we used illegal drugs in front of the school. In the middle of the day. Damn it, we were so stupid! It was *fun*, though.

[Guest Coffey]

We wrestled everyday in the small gym. I jumped off the indoor track to drop an elbow on someone. Roughly 25 foot drop. We wrestled on top of the mats that are used for Pole Volting though.

 

I also jumped off a 20 foot ladder and DDT'ed someone threw a table. All at school.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Last April, my computer applications teacher didn't come to school, and the school didn't send a sub. No one knew the class was unsupervised. All day. I had the class last block, here's a list of stuff we did.

 

-Downloaded NESticle and Super Mario 3

 

-Watched "The Goonies" on TBS.

 

-Downloaded porn.

 

-Downloaded music.

 

-Downloaded ring tones.

 

-I called my mom in case I needed getaway driver.

 

-I went and got a root beer. OMG CARDINAL SIN SODA+COMPUTERS!!!!!!1111

 

-Our school forces the teachers to read to us, and the book she had had a few "questionable" scenes. So I got the damn book and read te dirty part.

 

-I announced the death of porn starlett Linda Lovelace.

 

So after all this and some other shit, at 2:50, the teacher comes back. Here's the dialogue.

 

CLASS: We haven't had a teacher all day.

 

TEACHER: Oh, God no!

 

ME: I looked for our work so we could do it, but I couldn't find it. (I actually had the sense to half-ass look for anything resembling work, just to "cover our asses")

 

TEACHER: (Lifts some papers) You didn't look hard enough.

 

ME: Whatever...

 

There's more stuff, but I'm in a hurry. NEXT: Adventures in Skipping!

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

Man, I can't believe I forgot about THIS one. Eleventh grade photography (yes, I didn't take a single "real" course save for English once I had my other prerequisites covered), outdoor photography unit. With the assignment due in like two days, we decide not to just sign out cameras, leave them in our lockers and go to the arcade, as was standard practice at the time. We take our cameras to Beckers, with the plan of getting some sports-action shots of us playing Samurai Shodown (I think that was the game) and buying some lighters to explode later.

On the way there, we pass a dead but intact black squirrel. We snap a few shots of it. Then one friend begs a drag off the other guy's last smoke. As soon as he gets it, he promptly puts the smoke in the squirrel's mouth. After a brief argument, it's unanimously decided that this is pretty much the coolest thing ever. Then I start posing the damn thing (something I regret in retrospect - I recently learned that there's a nasty disease you can get just from touching a live squirrel), and the three of us shoot like a half a roll of film each of the "Dead Squirrel in Repose (With Cigarette)" series. One guy spits in its eye, and we take some more shots. Then, the coup de grace. The squirrel gets picked up by the tail (not by me), "flying squirrel!" is yelled, and it gets thrown into the air. We scramble to get shots of it while it's airborne. We each got off one (stupid manual film advance), and unfortunately, none of them really turned out. Mine overexposed, and in the other two the squirrel was partially out-of-frame. When the squirrel landed, the smoke stayed in its mouth, and we decided that THAT was the coolest thing ever.

Next class, for the first time ever, I was able to develop a film without fucking it up, and I ended up with five select shots. I shelled out like fifteen bucks at the t-shirt store to have one of them blown up and screened onto a white t-shirt, which I still have to this day. Unfortunately, it has a huge coffee stain down the front of it now. But that shirt, along with two Primus shirts and the aforementioned "HAT" shirt, was core wardrobe for the rest of high school.

 

Also, FearHavoc's story reminds me of one that's not technically from high school, but it is from the end of grade eight, which is pretty close. One day after gym class (last period of the day), somebody whipped an apple into the tiled shower (never actually used, but it still took up a good half of the changeroom). General consensus is that that was "wicked", and everyone agrees to bring in fruit the next day (the Friday before Victoria Day weekend) to whip in the shower. One guy swears he's going to bring a watermelon, but cheaps out and just brings some cheap-ass cantaloupe or something. We duck in from recess and pelt the shower with assorted fruit (mostly apples) for ten straight minutes. Nobody notices that day (or, at least, nobody does anything about it while it's still wet, with the intention of burning us later), and when class starts on Tuesday morning, we all catch total shit and have to scrape the entire shower clean. Also, we all got soaked when one genius cranked the showerheads on full blast without warning, to "soften it up". I'm not sure if this story has a moral, other than it's awesome to whip fruit at stuff.

[Guest snuffbox]

Playing scarface in the bathrooms more than a few times, always interesting!

 

Played the 'whipped cream bikini' scene from Varsity Blues instead of a project video in class. Hilarity ensued!

 

Chased a kid into a room shouting profanities and intending physical harm, during some class. Techer told the OTHER kid to knock it off. Good shit

 

Playing a coked-out Bill Clinton during a in class play. Very odd/funny. Pretended to do a line of flour, did the Bubba impression, and acted basically hornier-than-ron-jeremy and crazylike

 

Being stoned everyy morning, hours 1-3. Burping smoke once in class. Not cool.

 

Speeding from cops during junior prom after some drunken hijinks went awry.

 

Dropping out, moving in with woman and kid, moving back, and still graduating with honors.

 

Quite a few more I cant think of right now. Good crazy shit!.

[Guest McLeary]

-There was a race riot at my public high school at lunch one time the year before I started going there, between Arabs and white guys. I wasn't there, but it's something.

 

-The inevitable fatal car accident every senior pride day, most notably the time a guy in my class gave like 20 frosh a ride in the back of his pick up and it turned over and crushed a kid underneath. That's oe of those really tragic and sad, yet insanely stupid, moments in life.

 

-Being gut-wrench suplexed out of the giant inflated boxing ring in the gym during Senior Lock-In the night of graduatio, by Doug, the other oversized, idiot-savant wrestler guy(think Lenny in "of Mice and Men"). The teacher got pissed, but I thought I did I really great, Ohtani-esque sell of the move.

 

- The night of my friend Mike's graduation party, where his best friend got pathetically drunk, got in a pull apart brawl with Mike's older brother, got in a fight and broke up with his girlfriend, then got in another pull-apart with Mike's brother. I actually got drunk twice that night, as the first fight sobered me up. The filthiest most white trashiest, 24 hours in my life, and amazingly, a couple months later, my friends had made up, and somehow I'm the one they don't hang out with(as an aside, were I still hanging with them, I'd have likely been convicted of assault in an incident last year, so mebbe things worked out for the best.).

 

- The time I tried to hook up with this really incredibly hot, future NHS member/Homecoming Queen chick who was a frashman sophomore year. Just before, I was talking to a couple of my older friends about how she was really hot and everything, but at the same time all innocent, y'know, never been kissed by a guy or anything like that. She'd sent me one of those messages(y'know the ones Stuco sell to raise money on any given holiday, then they pass out in homeroom, just to humiliate all the lonely loser guys), and putting off unmistakeable signals, but at the same time I'm sure she's out of my league, but I have to go for it to prove it to myself. I'm dancing w/ her a couple times that night, perilously close, but I pull back because I don't wanna *come on too strong* or anything like that, seeing as how that was my failing in my previous conquest(don't forget I'd love to hook up w/ this chick to make that little bitch jealous), I just say something innocuous like,"you're really cool, I'll see ya later", y'know feigning that disinterest that seems to turn girls on so. Next up, I'm slowdancing with this other cute chick, thinking "good call, Matt, tonight we've made significant forward progress, way to not overdo it", as I'm making small-talk with this girl while we dance I see my girl with this asshole junior who exudes all the the raw sexuality of a monkey's butthole with a rash, and it was almost like *spider-sense*, like, you don't want to turn around again, and sure enough once we circled that corner again, boom, he's on her like Jim Carrey on Lauren Holly in Dumb and Dumber, and SHE'S FUCKING INTO IT. Worst moment of my life up to that point, and a defining moment in who I came to be. To me this is the very definition of Crazy High School moment, even if it's not exactly in keeping with the rest of the thread. It'll make a great scene or a decent story for my spoken word/ stand-up comedy/ one-man show(some day, damn it, some day).

 

I can't think of anything else not involving anger, vioence, or unrequited love themes, so I'll leave this up to the masters for now.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I remember eating more acid than would be advisable before school one day, and became transfixed on the water draining out of the drinking fountain. I was the only one in the hall though, so it was ok. Most of the rest of the day, I just stood around in the lab, putting indicators into things I knew would change colors, and smiling like a moron. It was fucking awesome.

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

It's been 7 years, but the most memorable thing that happened during high school:

 

In our "Microcomputer Apps" class my junior year, one of my best friends drew a picture of our school with an airplane flying overhead. The plane was dropping a bomb on the school from above, and at the top of the picture my friend scribbled the words "Bye Bye XXXXXX High" in big, black letters. He then saved the picture and set it as the wallpaper on that machine.

 

What makes this so memorable though is that we had an ACTUAL bomb threat (a whole series of them, actually) the VERY NEXT WEEK. The computer teacher reported my friend's picture to the cops, so they took him into the principal's office and questioned him for about two hours about the bomb threat.

 

He, of course, had nothing to do with it (it turned out to be some kid who had been kicked out of school a month earlier). But still...it was friggin' hilarious that a simple picture nearly got him sent to jail for something that serious...

[Guest Crux]

Still in my senior year...I have really nothing notable that I can think of...

Well, I do daily verbally attack this freshman kid into thinking Im a lesbian that's coming on really strong...her frightened faces are priceless.

Skipping school and going to the beach is always a really fun thing to do.

And since I work in a Food Production class, its also fun to spit in my asshole of a principal's food.

[Guest Flyboy]

Since I'm a high school kid on a junior high campus, I'll tell one of mine.

 

Some girl gave this guy head during P.E. underneath the bleachers, and afterwards that girl had to have her stomach pumped because she swallowed too much jizz (I figure she wasn't expecting it).

[Guest RenegadeX28]

I had my share of crazy moments......

 

 

-Of course, the bomb scares! It all started with a threat, and we had our first lockdown. We missed alot of school time, because of evacuations. Then, some idiots out there realized that missing school was great, so for about a week, there was a string of empty threats. The school eventually got revenge, and gave the whole school detention. EVERYONE got out of school at 3:45pm, instead of at 3pm, or if your schedule allowed, 1:30pm.

 

-We made a HUGE IMPACT at our Senior Masquerade. My friend, Tony, and I dressed up as Mario and Luigi! ALL THE GIRLS WERE ALL OVER US! Everyone wanted to take pictures of us, and we made it into the local newspaper, amateur photographers came there, and they wanted a photo of us for his collection, and we are in the yearbook!

 

-Lunch, 10th grade......WOW. That was the best lunch period I ever had! This annoying kid named David, who was considered to be the most ANNOYING KID in town, decided to invite himself to our table. He brought over his friend, Angel. He was cool. Angel moved and we had David to deal with. He was SUCH A LOSER. He was just a pain to deal with. He got into constant fights with my friends, and he would tell the teachers, like some little kid! So, we got pissed off. EVERY DAY after that, we made sure not to save him a seat at the table. He was banned from our table. He moved elsewhere, to sit IN BETWEEN 2 lunch tables.

 

 

-Down in the H.O.P.E section of my school (where the 15-17 year old 8th graders go for assistance), a girl gave head to some kid, while other guys fondled her. STORY OF THE YEAR!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Since I'm a high school kid on a junior high campus, I'll tell one of mine.

 

Some girl gave this guy head during P.E. underneath the bleachers, and afterwards that girl had to have her stomach pumped because she swallowed too much jizz (I figure she wasn't expecting it).

Who the hell was that guy, Peter North?

[Guest jimmy no nose]

In 11th grade this girl in my spanish class got the opportunity to be a foreign exchange student in Spain the next year. So her mom walks into the class to tell her and the girl, her mom, and the teacher all start hugging so I yell "Hey, get a room" which I thought was funny only because of how dumb it was and I got sent to the office and suspended for 3 days for being disrespectful.

[Guest crandamaniac]

My 11th grade year (year of Columbine), I had a class in a trailer. No Bells, No Intercoms, No Nothing. To know when to leave for the next class, we had to wait by the door until we saw the P.E. class next door leave. So we're in the class, and it gets time to leave, and we all gather at the door to wait and leave. We look and the gym is empty. Nobody there at all. We beg the teacher to let us leave, but he stubbornly refuses to let us go. So we're standing there, and I notice a big gathering of people over at the community college next door. Then it just so happens the Assitant Principal walks by.

 

He sees us and is like "What are you doing here? We're having a fire drill, so gather your stuff and go across to the College"

 

Now this is weird b/c most of our fire drills have us going to the football field or parking lot. We get over there and I see a few friends of mine. I ask what's going on and they mention that they think there was a bomb threat. Turns out that everybody but us had been evacuated for about 30 mins before they found us.

 

Needless to say most of us were pissed off. It ended up that our class made the news because one of the kids parents called up the news station and told them what happened. We even had a meeting with the Assistant Principal were we got to tear him a new asshole over leaving us in what could have been a potentially fatal situation.

[Guest RepoMan]

Ah, yes the bomb threats after Columbine. This lead to my only interesting moment in high school. After getting out early for a bomb threat one day, I ended up going to a party and after taking 10 shots in 10 mins, I ended up in the hospital and had to get my stomach pumped. High School was depressing.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

- Getting a lapdance in the middle of class from a grade nine in a drama class I was tutoring in my senior year. We were all role-play and she had chosen to be a stripper. The entire class rioted when it happened. I adjusted my pants and tried to maintain my composure. It didn't work.

 

- Bringing down an entire history class when I commentated that the smell in the hall my teacher thought was tuna fish was actually one of the years grade nine skanks. The teacher actually had to leave class to regain his composure 'cause he was laughing so hard.

 

- During a game of volleyball in gym class myself and my (at the time) friend Kyle managed to cost our team posession of the ball when he pulled a page out of the Hardy Boyz playbook and did a Poetry in Motion-style move that was basically Kyle leaping off my back to block a shot.

 

- Backstage at a school play I was in grade 11 and a senior needed to change her shirt. She told me to close my eyes. I didn't think she was serious. Brother, was she serious. Fabulous rack.

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

- Backstage at a school play I was in grade 11 and a senior needed to change her shirt. She told me to close my eyes. I didn't think she was serious. Brother, was she serious. Fabulous rack.

Yeah, something similar to that happened to me and another friend of mine.

 

It was my senior year. We were setting up the stage for our one-act play rehearsal one afternoon and went to one of the backstage rooms to get one of the biggest set pieces. The lead girl in the play (we'll call her Lisa; a very slutty chick...but she was also extremely hot) had just come from track practice and, unknown to us, was in the same back room changing into her costume from her track workout clothes.

 

So when I turned the doorknob and swung the door wide open (because we needed the door opened as wide as possible to get the piece out), what do we find but Lisa standing there, wearing NOTHING but a pair of very sexy, silk black panties.

 

She jumped and let out a startled shriek (not a really loud one, though) when we barged in, but made absolutely NO effort to cover up. My friend and I were, of course, stunned beyond words so we just stood there, staring like a couple of losers. I guess she noticed our shocked state because she just smiled real big and said, "Well close the door, guys."

 

I closed the door and then watched in disbelief as she proceeded to finish dressing in front of us, acting as though nothing was out of the ordinary. After the show was over, we set up the stage and went on with rehearsal.

 

After that day, though, I couldn't help but picture her beautiful naked body and wonderful, perky titties whenever I saw her onstage (or in the halls).

 

I think I have to amend my earlier post: that bomb story (see above) is without a doubt the second-greatest high school moment I lived through. Too bad I didn't get to fuck Lisa's brains out...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I have two many:

 

Two riots, with the Riverside's Sherriff Department coming on campus, and staying for a week. The Deputy assigned to our campus, was hit by a full unoppened soda can. I was nearly hit, by a bottle, and a pizza box, plus I was nearly expelled for my "Involvement." Press Enterprise rated my school as the fourth most violent in California.

 

Go here for a funny story about me, and a wierd girl:

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=59&t=26188

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Lets see... kid pushed me, and after I returned the favor, he tried again, this time into a locker, at which point I lifted him a foot off the ground and threw him up against the locker, and after asking if he'd had enough, throwing him intot he middle of the hall, that was fun

 

Strip poker at the top "5th" floor stairway to the roof, nothing like a naked girl sitting in the stairwell at school

 

Wiggled my tongue infront of a girls ass, when she turned around, saw it, last time I joke with a girl...

 

Kid stole my bsaeball bat, so I told him "give it to me, or I will take it from him" I took it from him, he then flew off a pole and hit a girl Hilarity ensued

 

good stuff, I know I have more....

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

A Senior Prank one year was they apparently put deer guts and stuff (our mascot was the Stag) in a hallway and released chickens in there. I never saw it and I'm trying to remember, so my facts may be a lil' off there but that's one of the sickest senior pranks I've ever heard of.

As far as pranks go, we greased up 3 pigs, numbered 1, 2, and 4

 

Spent all fucking day looking for #3...

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

Hmm, nothing too extreme.

 

A lot of stuff in 9th grade.

 

One day after school my friends and I bough tons and tons of skittles and we went across the street to Central Park West (I live in NYC) and jumped over the wall and started hucking them at cars. Some little kid saw us as told our security guard that we were throwing rocks at cars. The teachers had a big meeting with us about it, and they were like, "you were throwing rocks at cars" and we told them that they were skittles, and the teachers didn't really know what to say, and they were like, "um okay just dont do it again." Nothing ever came of it.

 

This one was kinda extreme, it was in 10th grade. I used to fake wrestle with my friends back then, but since we lived in NYC there were no backyards to do it in, so we did it on the street, in our buildings, and in the hallways of our schools building after school was over. I used to take some crazy bumps, and I could be thrown into things and make it seem like I was really hurt when I was only faking it, and at some points people really thought i was. During finals week, it was our biology final, we had to come into school late that day for it, and we got there early and we were fucking around on the street. We did a sort of match, and at one point my friend hucked me into a street lamp, and i took the bump, but it looked extremely fake, so my friend was like, "dude that sucked, lets do it again." So my other friend decides to help. So picture this, i have two guys grabbing each of my arms and they are swinging me back and forth, and finally they let go, and i go zipping into the lamp. It goes dung and i stumble back a few feet, it kind of hurt but i didnt really notice it, and my friend just simply asks if im alirght, and im like yea, until i turn around...he screams holy shit and i go into the bathroom and there is a giant bump coming out of my temple, it is literally the size of a golf ball. for the next hour we are icing it to bring it down before the test starts, and when i finally get into the test it still looks weird, and people thought that i looked like a dam alien. that was the last i ever did stupid shit like that.

[Guest converge241]

before my graduation the FBI got pictures of me having sex with my girlfriend on the hood of her car in the driveway of my parents house

 

(she was being investigated for associateing with some skinheads who were desecrating synagogues and attacking people)

 

a girl i dated in high school, her mom was ajanitor and caught us afterschool at the lockers with my hand in her

[Guest Mad Dog]

The side of the lockers in the locker room are dented in from me slamming a kid into them repeatedly. A teacher came in from the noise saw him laying on the floor laughed and left.