Craziest High School Moments

[Guest MaxPower27]

Nothing too bad.

 

Me and my buddy Brian were filming our public safety video for Video Productions. We decided to make it on Helmets. The entire video was us sliding down railings, falling down stairs, hitting each other in the head with random things, etc. I never found out what grade I got, I handed the video in and promptly skipped class for the next 2 weeks. Still got a B.

 

Going to school with a concussion after being in a car accident the day before. I was fucking OUT of it all day. I was sent to the nurse by three separate teachers, who thought I was high because I was either staring at the wall, or asleep.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Two things:

 

- Freshman year - Our principal would always invite the cheerleaders over his house for an annual pool party. Well, one year, 1996, he was caught having a hidden camera in the changing room. Oh yeah, he was fired!

 

- Junior year - We had a group marketing project in my Business Class and our group (The Unholy Alliance) was planning on starting up Ditka's Doughnuts. Our teacher didn't think much of it, so we asked if we got Mike Ditka's approval for the project, we'd get an automatic A if we finished the project. She agreed and sure enough we got an autograph picture from Ditka endorsing Ditka's Doughnuts and wishing us the best of luck. Funny stuff.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

These threads seem to pop up every few months...

 

-Got into an argument with my ex-girlfriends then boyfriend that resulted in me kicking his crutches out from under him, drawing laughter from the crowd that had gathered to watch.

 

-Was accused of setting off a paintball grenade in the guidance office, which splattered yellow paint everywhere. I did know who did it (at the time I was a junior, and many of my senior friends were having one big extended prank war on their way out), but wouldn't turn my buddies in. The principal, rather than ask me, called me out of class and flat out ACCUSED me of doing it. I promptly asked her "What are you smoking?" and got the look of death. Once she realized she was out of line and shouldn't have picked on me, I got an apology.

 

-Was a science tech (despite HATING the subject). Basically I got a credit for going from study to a science teachers room, and conversing with my friends in that class, grading papers, and doing my work. What I also got out of the deal were blank hall passes, grinders or sandwhiches for lunch every day when this teacher made his lunch run, and a key to the faculty lavatory.

 

-Witnessed a friend smear cream cheese all over the inside of his ex-girlfriends locker, as well as the items inside.

 

-Another friend sprayed baby oil on the stairs. Two people wound up taking nasty spills.

 

I've got tons more that I've posted on TSM before, this is just some of them.

[Guest Incandenza]

Since I'm a high school kid on a junior high campus, I'll tell one of mine.

 

Some girl gave this guy head during P.E. underneath the bleachers, and afterwards that girl had to have her stomach pumped because she swallowed too much jizz (I figure she wasn't expecting it).

BULLSHIT

 

From snopes:

 

Origins:  Good legends never die; they simply morph to fit the changing times. Way back when, in less sexually open times, the guys in high school who weren't getting any (which was most of them) would tell salacious and spiteful tales about those ubiquitous symbols of youthful sexual desire: cheerleaders. If you couldn't have them, the next best thing was to dismiss them as tawdry sluts of easy virtue so lacking in moral that they   

would perform disgusting sexual acts (e.g., oral sex) on an entire football team a la Clara Bow. As in all good "sour grapes" tales, these tarts got their comeuppance when their deviant behavior caused them to fall ill, requiring trips to the hospital where astonishing amounts of semen were pumped from their stomachs, revealing their nasty little sexual proclivities to the world. (They didn't just suck; they swallowed, too!)

 

When the concepts of teenage sex and oral sex began to lose their power to titillate and shock, the target of the legend changed to the new symbols of debauchery and excess: rock stars. In that incarnation the disapproved element of homosexuality was added, as the tale began to be told only about male rock stars, specifically those rumored to be something less than 100% heterosexual (primarily Elton John and Rod Stewart), but with all the same details (the collapse, the trip to the emergency room, the pumping of copious amount of seminal fluid from the stomach) intact.

 

(Never mind that the amount of semen supposedly pumped out of the subject generally exceeded the capacity of even the largest of stomachs and would have required continuously performing blow jobs for about three days straight to ingest, that semen (in any quantity) isn't toxic, and that someone who ingested too much would at worst feel nauseated for a little while or throw up but wouldn't be subjected to stomach-pumping. Plausibility has never been a barrier to the spread of popular urban legends.)

 

Nowadays this legend keeps resurfacing, attributed to whatever singer (male or female) is currently disliked for being too popular or too lightweight or too cute (frequently teenage singers with legions of fawning adolescent fans, such as the New Kids on the Block or Britney Spears). Some versions still attempt to shock (rather than simply denigrate their targets) by including elements of bestiality. (That is, in some tellings the stomach contents are said to have included dog semen, as if sperm typing were a category of test a hospital would routinely perform under the circumstances.)

 

Although this tale is rarely related as a belief tale these days (i.e., the tellers generally realize they're passing on something that's merely a wild story and not an account of an actual occurrence, even if they continue to claim the latter), similar tales about a girl who inadvertently blurts out an embarrassing question in a biology class and a girl who has an unfortunate mishap with a hot dog are still widely related as true events.

[Guest Sturgis]

List of thigs I did to a girl who "tried" to "hook up with me"

> Stood by the bathroom and she just so happens to walk in, I spary some fart spray on her(doesn't notice) and hilerity insued.

> I had the camera for the day and she was in my class and she stood up put her hand down her pants and scratched her ass and I got it on flim.

> Then my friend and I were filming for the morning show and we caught givng her bf a bj.

 

 

During Mid-Terms my theatere class got bored and we saw this huge mat inside the auditorium and we got camera and started taking bumps off the stage on to the mat.

 

Started a riot during lunch when I put my friend inside our mascots costume and took him to the cafateria and people just started rushing towards him.

 

Threw wheelchairs down into the basement

 

That's about it.

[Guest Flyboy]

I wasn't suppose to post that. Sorry, guys.

Apology accepted, Inc.

[Guest Incandenza]

You're young, Flyboy. Young, indeed.

[Guest Flyboy]

That's already been acknowledged, Inc.

 

I'm not feelin' your point.