Welcome everyone to 3:16

[Guest utahprowrestler]

Just wanted to remind everyone that its 3/16 and this post comes to you at exactly 3:16AM MTN time! Happy Stone Cold New Years!

 

UPW - Utah Pro Wrestler

[Guest T®ITEC]

Why did you post this at 3:03 AM?

[Guest treble charged]

Stupid Utahian.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Bet he wants to see Elizabeth Smart in Playboy, like Ozy suggested...

[Guest treble charged]

Bet he wants to be married to 4903 women at once, too. Moron.

 

Wait...

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

What? You've got the wrong time. What? I said you've got the wrong time! *stunners 30 guys, both announcers, TC and TRITEC, and wanders off*

[Guest utahprowrestler]

SRY CHILDREN.....my comp clock said it was 3:16.....so um....yeah...

 

PS. I am not mormon! I think mormons suck!

 

not ALL Utahns are mormon...just a select few are!

[Guest chirs3]

Select few my foot. I moved here a little less than a year ago, and I don't think I've met a single non-mormon yet. And every other week we get Mormons-at-the-door. Annoying as hell, these people are.

[Guest utahprowrestler]

You must live on the East side.......psch......East siders

 

j/k

 

No really, I've lived here 10 years and only had Mormons come to the door like 2 times......ahhh... love my Mormonous neighborhood. I'm surrounded by Mormons so they think that we're Mormon already.

 

UPW - Utah Pro Wrestler

[Guest T®ITEC]

To settle it:

 

The majority of Utahns in the Salt Lake valley are, in fact, members of the LDS religion. Just look at the number of LDS churches in these neighbourhoods. There's an LDS seminary class at virtually every middle school and high school. I believe, actually, that most of our government members are LDS. Yes, they are everywhere.

 

The end.

[Guest chirs3]

Um...

 

Now that I think about it, I don't really know where the hell I am, east/north/south/west-side... I'm an hour from Salt Lake in some direction... Little city called Ogden.

 

I was sure you'd all wanna know.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Ogden is to the north of Salt Lake City, so you be on DA NORTH SIIIDE~, man.

[Guest snuffbox]

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

This has been another ingenious post by snuffbox.

 

Man, this place would be empty without him.

[Guest snuffbox]

I think I summed up this particular thread quite well.

[Guest treble charged]

[Guest Ravenbomb]

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Rebecca Howe: "Why can't more men send flowers?"

 

Woody Boyd: "I don't know. Why *can't* Mormons send flowers?"

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Why was he banned? Was it something positively scandalous?

[Guest Flyboy]

subliminal, you're breaking the trend....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+1

[Guest snuffbox]

just to reiterate...