Guest snuffbox Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Post the most offensive of jokes here. The ones you run the risk of damnation for saying. Make us all laugh people... Q-What kind of file do you use to turn a 15cm hole into a 40cm hole? A-A pedo-phile. Hehe heh...get it? This is the material thats just wrong.
Guest T®ITEC Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 You're going to hell because you used "your" instead of the correct "you're".
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Your all fucking fuckheaded fucking fucked fuckwits that fuck around too fucking much fucking time and it fucking shits me the fuck off. Fuck you, fucker.
Guest snuffbox Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 I think 'fucktwat' in lieu of 'fucktwit' would have been a better choice of words there W. Axl
Guest DrTom Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 What is the official motto of the Iraqi St. Patrick's Day parade? "Even if you don't drink, you'll probably get bombed anyway."
Guest SP-1 Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 What is the official motto of the Iraqi St. Patrick's Day parade? "Even if you don't drink, you'll probably get bombed anyway." BA-DUM-BUM . . . PSH
Guest Youth N Asia Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 *sitting by calmly waiting for the same dead baby joke's he's hear 100 times before in threads like these*
Guest BRUCE Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Jesus walks into an inn and hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Guest CanadianChick Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Meh, I don't need to make an offensive joke to go to hell. I'm realistic, I know I'm going there anyways.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Meh, I don't need to make an offensive joke to go to hell. I'm realistic, I know I'm going there anyways. Why? Because you ramble about Edge and RVD? Unless you have copius amounts of cyber-sex, I don't see what's so sinful about you. I love how people like they're all "cool" and "rebel" because "they're going to hell". You're all going to be the 60 year olds who go to Mass everyday, twice-a-day just to ensure they DON'T go to hell.
Guest Angle-plex Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 I'm obviously cool, and I'm obviously going to Heaven (if there even is one).
Guest CanadianChick Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Meh, I don't need to make an offensive joke to go to hell. I'm realistic, I know I'm going there anyways. Why? Because you ramble about Edge and RVD? Unless you have copius amounts of cyber-sex, I don't see what's so sinful about you. I love how people like they're all "cool" and "rebel" because "they're going to hell". You're all going to be the 60 year olds who go to Mass everyday, twice-a-day just to ensure they DON'T go to hell. Wow, you sure took me seriously there. Chill dude, I was just joking around. If there is a hell/Heaven, I'll just let God decide where I go. He knows best.
Guest Angle-plex Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 I'll just let God decide where I go. He knows best. Unless he sends me to hell, in which case God knows nothing.
Guest Angle-plex Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 You shouldn't be making fun of anybody Ms. "I'm going to hell so I'm KEWL~!".
Guest CanadianChick Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 You shouldn't be making fun of anybody Ms. "I'm going to hell so I'm KEWL~!". Allrighty then. Whatever.
Guest DrTom Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 You're all going to be the 60 year olds who go to Mass everyday, twice-a-day just to ensure they DON'T go to hell. Those of us who don't believe in Heaven or Hell will just be sixty years old and laughing at the other old farts trying to win belated brownie points toward the afterlife they suddenly treasure.
Guest Addy Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 *Biting middle of palms* What do you call this? Jesus biting his nails *Looking through middle of palms* What do you call this? Jesus cheating at hide and seek
Guest Nevermortal Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 What's black and has 36 pairs of tits? The trash bag behind the cancer clinic.
Guest JMA Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Those of us who don't believe in Heaven or Hell will just be sixty years old and laughing at the other old farts trying to win belated brownie points toward the afterlife they suddenly treasure. Amen.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Meh, other than some bad racial humor I don't know any jokes in poor taste. At least not any funny ones. And dead baby jokes just aren't funny. They're one of those things that try so hard to be offensive that when they're not they totally fail at anything. Their humor totally relies on someone hearing the joke getting offended, but when the joke is told amongst cold, hardened, cyber-sickos it ceases to hold any offense and hence, any humor.
Guest AM The Kid Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 When is bedtime at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand is on the little hand. What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach? Get out of my son! What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One man walked on the moon and the other one....MOLESTS LITTLE BOYS!
Guest Banky Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 When is bedtime at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand is on the little hand. What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach? Get out of my son! What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One man walked on the moon and the other one....MOLESTS LITTLE BOYS! When in doubt resort to petty Michael Jackson kiddie jokes. How fucking pathetic. When will you shits learn to actually be creative. God damn, I can't believe I ever supported you am. You have embarrassed all of us. Get out of here and never show your face again.
Guest The Metal Maniac Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Why didn't Jesus play hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards...
Guest snuffbox Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza doenst scream when you put it in the oven.
Guest BRUCE Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Why do you (Banky and evenflow) come into a joke thread to bitch about the jokes. If you don't have a joke to share, leave. You're ruining the thread.
Guest BRUCE Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says, "Help! I've risen and I can't get down!"
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