The 'Your Going to Hell' joke thread

[Guest snuffbox]

Post the most offensive of jokes here. The ones you run the risk of damnation for saying. Make us all laugh people...

 

Q-What kind of file do you use to turn a 15cm hole into a 40cm hole?

A-A pedo-phile.

 

Hehe heh...get it? This is the material thats just wrong.

[Guest T®ITEC]

You're going to hell because you used "your" instead of the correct "you're".

[Guest snuffbox]

noooo

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Your all fucking fuckheaded fucking fucked fuckwits that fuck around too fucking much fucking time and it fucking shits me the fuck off.

 

Fuck you, fucker.

[Guest snuffbox]

I think 'fucktwat' in lieu of 'fucktwit' would have been a better choice of words there W. Axl

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Eat my Asshole.

 

GUFFAW

[Guest DrTom]

What is the official motto of the Iraqi St. Patrick's Day parade?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Even if you don't drink, you'll probably get bombed anyway."

[Guest SP-1]

What is the official motto of the Iraqi St. Patrick's Day parade?

 

 

 

 

 

"Even if you don't drink, you'll probably get bombed anyway."

BA-DUM-BUM . . . PSH

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*sitting by calmly waiting for the same dead baby joke's he's hear 100 times before in threads like these*

[Guest BRUCE]

Jesus walks into an inn and hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

 

[Guest CanadianChick]

Meh, I don't need to make an offensive joke to go to hell. I'm realistic, I know I'm going there anyways.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Meh, I don't need to make an offensive joke to go to hell. I'm realistic, I know I'm going there anyways.

Why? Because you ramble about Edge and RVD? Unless you have copius amounts of cyber-sex, I don't see what's so sinful about you.

 

I love how people like they're all "cool" and "rebel" because "they're going to hell".

 

You're all going to be the 60 year olds who go to Mass everyday, twice-a-day just to ensure they DON'T go to hell.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I'm obviously cool, and I'm obviously going to Heaven (if there even is one).

[Guest CanadianChick]

Meh, I don't need to make an offensive  joke to go to hell. I'm realistic, I know I'm going there anyways.

Why? Because you ramble about Edge and RVD? Unless you have copius amounts of cyber-sex, I don't see what's so sinful about you.

 

I love how people like they're all "cool" and "rebel" because "they're going to hell".

 

You're all going to be the 60 year olds who go to Mass everyday, twice-a-day just to ensure they DON'T go to hell.

Wow, you sure took me seriously there. Chill dude, I was just joking around. If there is a hell/Heaven, I'll just let God decide where I go. He knows best.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I'll just let God decide where I go. He knows best.

 

Unless he sends me to hell, in which case God knows nothing.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Sure there AP, sure there.

[Guest Angle-plex]

You shouldn't be making fun of anybody Ms. "I'm going to hell so I'm KEWL~!".

[Guest CanadianChick]

You shouldn't be making fun of anybody Ms. "I'm going to hell so I'm KEWL~!".

Allrighty then. Whatever.

[Guest DrTom]

You're all going to be the 60 year olds who go to Mass everyday, twice-a-day just to ensure they DON'T go to hell.

Those of us who don't believe in Heaven or Hell will just be sixty years old and laughing at the other old farts trying to win belated brownie points toward the afterlife they suddenly treasure.

[Guest Addy]

*Biting middle of palms* What do you call this? Jesus biting his nails

 

*Looking through middle of palms* What do you call this? Jesus cheating at hide and seek

[Guest Nevermortal]

What's black and has 36 pairs of tits?

 

The trash bag behind the cancer clinic.

[Guest JMA]

Those of us who don't believe in Heaven or Hell will just be sixty years old and laughing at the other old farts trying to win belated brownie points toward the afterlife they suddenly treasure.

Amen.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Meh, other than some bad racial humor I don't know any jokes in poor taste. At least not any funny ones. And dead baby jokes just aren't funny. They're one of those things that try so hard to be offensive that when they're not they totally fail at anything. Their humor totally relies on someone hearing the joke getting offended, but when the joke is told amongst cold, hardened, cyber-sickos it ceases to hold any offense and hence, any humor.

[Guest AM The Kid]

When is bedtime at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

 

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

Get out of my son!

 

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One man walked on the moon and the other one....MOLESTS LITTLE BOYS!

[Guest Banky]

When is bedtime at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

 

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

Get out of my son!

 

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One man walked on the moon and the other one....MOLESTS LITTLE BOYS!

When in doubt resort to petty Michael Jackson kiddie jokes. How fucking pathetic. When will you shits learn to actually be creative. God damn, I can't believe I ever supported you am. You have embarrassed all of us. Get out of here and never show your face again.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

Why didn't Jesus play hockey?

 

 

He kept getting nailed to the boards...

[Guest snuffbox]

I wanna be kewl too!

[Guest snuffbox]

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

 

Pizza doenst scream when you put it in the oven.

[Guest BRUCE]

Why do you (Banky and evenflow) come into a joke thread to bitch about the jokes.

 

If you don't have a joke to share, leave. You're ruining the thread.

[Guest BRUCE]

Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says,

 

"Help! I've risen and I can't get down!"